Fwd: Fw: Funny Equations!!!

[chaitanya varma]

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From: "Chaitanya Bhupathiraju" <chaitanya.b...@tcs.com>
Date: 26-Apr-2012 7:23 PM
Subject: Fw: Funny Equations!!!
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
 
 
 
Smart man + smart woman = romance
 
 
 
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
 
 
 
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
 
 
 
Dumb man + dumb woman = @##@$%#%$%^Y
 
 
 
 
 
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
 
 
 
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
 
 
 
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
 
 
 
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
 
 
 
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
SHOPPING MATH
 
 
 
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
 
 
 
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
GENERAL EQUATIONS
 
 
 
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
 
 
 
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
 
 
 
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
 
 
 
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
HAPPINESS
 
 
 
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
 
 
 
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
LONGEVITY STATISTICS
 
 
 
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
 
 
 
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
 
 
 
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
 
 
 
A woman has the last word in any argument.
 
 
 
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
 
 
 

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