Veg chicken

[Narayan]

Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor  grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs.  But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent,  they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem  for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.  The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a  Catholic.   After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass  ... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You  were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."

Santa’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.  The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the  neighbourhood.  The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors,  and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and  prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.  

There  stood Santa,  holding a small bottle of holy water which he  carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you waz  born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb, you waz raised a chicken, and  you waz raised a lamb  but now yara, you are a potato and tomato"!