Re: [CHS-77:37] Change Happens 1977-2007

[Ayres Boyd]

Ayres Boyd

949-929-4199

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On Feb 25, 2009, at 10:29 PM, jon hinsvark <hins...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Dear Classmates:

 

This is sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it ("reply" will only be sent to me)...

 

1977: Long hair
2007 : Longing for hair

1977: KEG
2007: EKG

1977 : Acid rock
2007 : Acid reflux

1977 : Moving to California because it's cool
2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1977 : Seeds and stems
2007 : Roughage

1977 : Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM (refer to roughage)

1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
2007 : Receiving a new hip joint

1977 : Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones

1977 : Screw the system
2007: Upgrade the system

1977 : Disco
2007: Costco

1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1977 : Passing the drivers' test
2007: Passing the vision test

1977 : Whatever
2007: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this
will certainly change things:

 

Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1989.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: 'Where's the Beef?', 'I'd walk a mile for a Camel',  or 'de plane, Boss, de plane.'

They do not care who shot J. R. And have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

 

They've never heard My Old School, the original Midnight Rider, or Blowin' Free (Who the hell was Wishbone Ash?)...  

 

 Add your own if you dare

Jon Hinsvark

1348 Callecita Aquilla Norte

Chula Vista, CA  91911

(619) 271-4422

 

P.S.: Got this from Classmate of '75 Phil Orr

[Sam Carr]

Thanks for the laughs Ayres! I teach high school and I am constantly amazed at what teens take for granted. But be asured that they still know who Led Zepplin is!

 

Sam