Dear Valued Customer,
Firstly, Aphelion Adventures would like to reassure the public that
informed consent was obtained from all the participants in our recent test protocols. The applicable insurance policies will be paid out in full to the estates of those involved.
But more importantly, we have completed
Passenger Readiness Testing of our remodeled
Gemstone of the Skies! Our engineers are already addressing the more serious issues and we're
so excited to be launching another tour this week.
We look forward to welcoming you aboard this Thursday, 7.30pm. Bomb Voyage!
Sincerely,
The Aphelion Adventures Crisis Management Team ❤️