FW: One Minute - Boeing 737-SX Presidential Plane about to crash ++

[Omer Kocoglu]

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Subject: One Minute - Boeing 737-SX Presidential Plane about to crash

 

Boeing 737-SX presidential plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, Pope Francis , Dr. Anthony Fauci, the Reis of Turkey and a ten year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there is only four parachutes.

> Dr Fauci, said “I need one, I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps.

> The pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.

> The Reis of Turkey shouting ‘‘One minute! One minute!" grabs one and jumps.

> President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life; yours is only starting." The child replies, "Don’t worry Uncle Trump, there are two parachutes left. The guy from Turkey took my school backpack."