derogatory, but funny! :P

[Ekta Wali]

> 1. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun
>is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
>
>
> 2. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the
>things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
>
>
> 3. A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks
>the personality to be an accountant.
>
>
> 4. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because
>that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.
>
>
> 5. A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know
>you had in a way you don't understand.
>
>
> 6. A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for
>a black cat that isn't there.
>
>
> 7. A topologist is a someone who doesn't know the difference
>between a coffee cup and doughnut.
>
>
> 8. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and
>calls it a "brief."
>
>
> 9. A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a
>beautiful girl enters the room.
>
>
> 10. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
>
>
> 11. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist
>and tells you the time.
>
>
> 12. A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


my thoughts: i didn't quite get #5 (abt programmers) and i found #9 and #3 particularly funny! :D

--
Ekta...^ ^