Fwd: Something about this

[Ben Collins-Sussman]

I love this suggestion.  Take a look at the original link as well.

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From: Matt Braithwaite <ma...@braithwaite.net>
Date: Sat, Feb 1, 2014 at 8:11 PM
Subject: Something about this
To: Ben Sussman <sus...@gmail.com>

How To Tell If You're In A Hemingway Novel

Something about the title of the page, plus the short sentence structure, makes me think that there is a Hemingway spoof text adventure to be written.

At the Marina

A Greek man is shouting incomprehensibly at you. This is why you are drunk.

> go west

West side of the Marina

You have lost something in a war. This is why you are drunk.

> inventory

You are carrying:

An unlit cigar

A flask

You are beginning to lose your balance.

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