Become an Ordained ChewbacchanALIEN Minister!

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Ryan Ballard

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Jun 23, 2014, 9:19:05 PM6/23/14
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It’s official.  The Intergalactic Krewe of Chewbacchus is NOT just a Science Fiction themed Mardi Gras Parade Organization… We are also a satirical Space Cult!  We celebrate a timeless form of divine revelry.  Our ritual is to parade thru the streets of New Orleans each Carnival Season dispensing the blessings of the Sacred Drunken Wookiee!

For just $42 you can become an Ordained Minister in the Cult of the Sacred Drunken Wookiee!

Your ordination package includes:

  • An official ChewbacchanALIEN Ministers Card
  • Credentials of Ministry
  • Certification as a Wedding Officiant
  • Chewbacchus Marriage Certificate
  • Letter of Good Standing in the Space Cult

You will be added to the roster of Ordained ChewbacchanALIEN Ministers and invited to march in the pseudo-religious procession at the front of the 2015 Chewbacchus Parade in celebration of our all new muti-armed Sacred Drunken Wookiee Golden Effigy!

In addition your Chewbacchus ordination materials will enable you to preside over legal marriage ceremonies and other religious rituals.

Get ordained now at www.chewbacchus.org

-Space Commander Chewbaccabra

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