Yer Last Minute Gifts...

[Cherry Bomb]

Hello Loves...

Here it is, just scant of a week before Christmas, and you haven't finished your shopping yet. I know this because you are reading this email, thus procrastinating the inevitable panic of realizing you don't have time to make the pillowcases that were going to suffice as gifts for the entire fam.

Fun.

In lieu of the usual gift-that-no-one-wants, give the gift of girls...Brooklyn Girls, that is. Have you ever met anyone that didn't *Heart* a Brooklyn Girl?

www.iheartbrooklyngirls.com

Free shipping on orders over $50!
Free t-shirt when you order 3 or more calendars!

*(To receive your free tee, you must type "free T-shirt" in the "optional instructions" field when ordering)*

The t-shirts are American Apparel, with a silhouette of yours truly pretending to puff away on some Brooklyn dude's cigar he lent me for the shot. Yum...See the attached not-cute photo of me for a sample.

A portion of the proceeds go to support Coney Island USA (www.coneyisland.com), and you'll be supporting a DIY community art project with, oh yeah, pretty girls.

For those of you that have already purchased schwag, thank you so much! If I have ever cooked you dinner, attended your wedding, come to see your band perform, had sex with you, helped you move, threatened to talk shit to your nasty ex, lent you a pastie, posed semi-nude for you, bought your baby a onesie, or donated my time/money/ta ta's to a charity in your name, this is yer chance to say thank you to me!

I wish you all the best of the holidays...booze, babes, and bloody noses (maybe that's just a North Carolina thing, I don't know...)

(Snowy) Hearts & (Holiday) Ammo,
Cherry Bomb