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School Jokes Here are some sayings from School.....smile! Teacher: What is your name? Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai. Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.  Student: My name is Sunlight. Teacher: What is your name?. Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear Teacher: What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell me the right name Student: My name is Sunderlal Chadda. Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhiji was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old.  Teacher: What is the full form of maths? Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing? Student: BROTHERLY LOVE Teacher: Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August? Student: A holiday Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?  Johnny: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time. Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible?  Sunny: He became father only after I was born. [1st Rank] Teacher: There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs. 3 per Kg... Then, what is my age? Student: 32 yrs. Teacher: How do you know? Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

M.M.Goel

Jaipur