about Private Engg..coll

[prabu ms]

be aware of self financing colleges..these things
always happens there
Hai
friends
Have fun reading this. i think......its an old
one...but its
always....fun...reading this...


I don't know how many of you know
Mr.Jeppiar, the chairman
of
Satyabama Engineering College and some other
colleges (in Chennai).
Earlier he was a police constable. He was the right
hand of our MGR
and
due to hi
political power he started that engineering college.
Now, enjoy these
English
sentences from Mr.Jeppiar. Dudes these are extremely
funny and u
might
burst
into laughter.

some of his best are here...exclusively for
you.........

The chairman of the famous JEPPIAAR group of
engineering
colleges
talks to his
students.
# About his family :
--------------------

* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
-> I think
this
happened in
VIT !!

# At the ground :
-----------------

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the balloon.

*The girl with the mirror please comes
her...{Meaning girl with
specs).

# To a boy, angrily :
---------------------

* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

# Giving a punishment :
-----------------------

* You, rotate the ground four times...

* You, go and under-stand the tree...

* You three of you, stand together separately.

* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

# Sir at his best :
---------------

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By
chance, he
happened to
see one of
our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see
them. So
the
next day at s
school... ( to that boy ) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH
MY WIFE at
the
Cinema
Theatre"

# Inside the Class room :
----------------

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere
come in.

* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force
come in.

* Cut an apple into two o halves - take the bigger
half.

* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away
in the
corridor

* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the
class .. )

* Both of u three, get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the windows please. I have
winter in my
nose
today ..

* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of
Silver.....

* Take 5 cm wire of any length....

********************

once jeppiar had come late to a college function, by
the time
the
function had
started, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am
late,
because
on the way
my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

This is the way his English will be but let me tell
u some of
the
dialogues
heard during sathyabama college day 2001 -

"This college strict u the worry no ... u get good
marks, I the
happy, tomorrow
u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I
enjoy"

# st Joseph fresh years day 2003 -

"No ragging this college. anybody rag we arrest the police"

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