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prabu ms
Mar 31, 2005, 9:26:26 AM3/31/05
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Hi friends,
Difference between north Vs South indian
girl...
the stuff is old bourst for brains....
bye
prabu
CLASSIFFIYING GIRLS ABOVE M.P AS NI AND BELOW AS SI.
********* you have to think twice before committing to
a North Indian
Girl**********
1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has
more boyfriends
than
her age.
2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood
heroine and after
marriage you have to go around her twice to completely
hug her.
3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to
you, you are
bankrupt
because of the number of times you had to take her out
to movie
theatres
and
restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.
4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer
butter masala,
aloo
sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that
after eating all
those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with
chronic
cholestrol
or chronic gas disorder.
5. The only growth that you see later in your career
is the rise in
your
monthly phone bill.
6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she
is a blonde.
Only
later do you come to know that it is because of the
mehandhi that she
applies to cover her gray hair.
7. When you come home from office she is very busy
watching "Kyonki
saas
bi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating
outside or cooking
yourself.
8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.
9. She always thought that Madras is a state and
covers the whole of
south
india until she met you.
10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means
she is going to
"walk out"
11. She has greater number of relatives than the
number of people you
have
in your home town.
12. The only two sentences in English that she knows
are "Thank you"
and
"How are you"
13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael
Jackson.
******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian
GIRL-FRIEND***********
Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study
in IIT or Madras
/Anna University.
Her father starts or ends every conversation with "
... I say..."
She shudders if you use four letter words.
She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai
based Oil Well
Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract
to extract
coconutoil
from her hair.)
She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.
Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.
Her first name is longer than your first name, middle
name and surname
combined (unless you are from Andhra)
When she mixes milk and rice you are never sure
whether it is for the
Dog
or for herself.
For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her
head and wears
silk
saris in the Madras heat without looking too
uncomfortablewhile you are
melting in your singlet.
Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.
Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North
Indian snacks
like
Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')
She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie.
She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you
hear is based
on.
You have to give her jewellery, though she has already
got plenty of it
..
Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the
championship belts worn
by
WWF wrestlers.
She is more educated than you.
Her father thinks she is much smarter than you...
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Difference between north Vs South indian
girl...
the stuff is old bourst for brains....
bye
prabu
CLASSIFFIYING GIRLS ABOVE M.P AS NI AND BELOW AS SI.
********* you have to think twice before committing to
a North Indian
Girl**********
1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has
more boyfriends
than
her age.
2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood
heroine and after
marriage you have to go around her twice to completely
hug her.
3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to
you, you are
bankrupt
because of the number of times you had to take her out
to movie
theatres
and
restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.
4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer
butter masala,
aloo
sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that
after eating all
those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with
chronic
cholestrol
or chronic gas disorder.
5. The only growth that you see later in your career
is the rise in
your
monthly phone bill.
6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she
is a blonde.
Only
later do you come to know that it is because of the
mehandhi that she
applies to cover her gray hair.
7. When you come home from office she is very busy
watching "Kyonki
saas
bi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating
outside or cooking
yourself.
8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.
9. She always thought that Madras is a state and
covers the whole of
south
india until she met you.
10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means
she is going to
"walk out"
11. She has greater number of relatives than the
number of people you
have
in your home town.
12. The only two sentences in English that she knows
are "Thank you"
and
"How are you"
13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael
Jackson.
******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian
GIRL-FRIEND***********
Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study
in IIT or Madras
/Anna University.
Her father starts or ends every conversation with "
... I say..."
She shudders if you use four letter words.
She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai
based Oil Well
Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract
to extract
coconutoil
from her hair.)
She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.
Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.
Her first name is longer than your first name, middle
name and surname
combined (unless you are from Andhra)
When she mixes milk and rice you are never sure
whether it is for the
Dog
or for herself.
For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her
head and wears
silk
saris in the Madras heat without looking too
uncomfortablewhile you are
melting in your singlet.
Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.
Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North
Indian snacks
like
Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')
She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie.
She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you
hear is based
on.
You have to give her jewellery, though she has already
got plenty of it
..
Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the
championship belts worn
by
WWF wrestlers.
She is more educated than you.
Her father thinks she is much smarter than you...
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