Some years ago a friend asked me to
give her a ride over to her son’s house to retrieve her car he’d borrowed. I’d
never been there, but she said it wasn’t far. I wanted to ask but did not ask
why not get the boy to bring the car to her house and then drive him home. So
we hopped in my car and set out. On the way we passed a little house with a big
dog on a short chain in the yard. “An idiot lives there,” I said.
“Why’s
that?” she asked.
“Big dog on
a short chain: let’s you know a fool lives in the house. Always useful to know
ahead of time what you’re dealing with.”
My friend
said nothing. When we arrived at the son’s house there stood an even bigger
dog, trembling on an even shorter chain.
There’s a lesson somewhere here. It
goes under the category of “Things we disapprove of but about which there’s not
much we can do.”