Communication, trust, and affection, is the true
foundation of every good relationship…..
If one is missing….. LOVE cannot survive…♥
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
DOCTOR:
A person who kills
your ills by pills,
and kills you by his bills
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
MARRIAGE:
It’s an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your Hand before elections
and your Confidence later
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth

One Day An 11 Year Old Girl Asked Her Daddy, ”What Are You Going To Get Me For My 15th Birthday ?”
The Father Replied,”There Is Much Time Left.”
When The Girl Was 14 She Fainted And Was Rushed To The
Hospital. The Doctor Came Out And Told Her Dad She Had A Bad Heart & She Is Probably Gonna Die…
When She Was Lying In The
Hospital Bed, She Said “Daddy… Have They Told You I Am Going To Die ?” The Father Replied; “No You Will Live” As He Left Weeping.
She Said “How Can You Be Sure.” He Turned Around From The Door And Said”I Know.”
She Turns 15 When She Is Recovering And Comes Home To Find A Letter On Her
Bed. It Says : ”My Dearest Daughter, If You Are Reading This It Means All Went Well As I Told You. One Day You Asked Me What I Was Giving You For Your 15th Birthday,
I Didn’t Know Then But Now My Present To You Is MY HEART.”
Her Father had Donated His Heart … !
‘BLESSED INDEED IS THE MAN WHO HEARS MANY GENTLE VOICES CALL HIM FATHER’
He makes Many silent Sacrifice for us ~ Love u Daddy;)