Two little old ladies, Dorace & Thelma were
sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in
progress.
The short one, Thelma leaned over and said,
'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my
clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'
'You're on!' said Dorace, holding up a $10.00 note.
So Thelma slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,completely naked,
streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower
show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall,
followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling Thelma came through the exit door surrounded by a
cheering, clapping crowd.
'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement... !'
Life
is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly
Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh
uncontrollably
And never
regret anything that made you smile!
