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Apr 2, 2026, 5:00:27 PM (16 hours ago) Apr 2
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It's always good to beat the Heat. Heat fans have certainly come down a peg from how puffed up they were during the Heatles era. It's so funny how they went from the Celtics have no answer for Bam to wanting him gone and calling him pathetic. It really surprises me how much they don't like Spoelstra. He's a top 15 all time coach. Describing Scheierman as the guy with the mullet and the stache cracked me up for some reason. My favorites are in bold. What are yours?
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It's always good to beat the Heat. Heat fans have certainly come down a peg from how puffed up they were during the Heatles era. It's so funny how they went from the Celtics have no answer for Bam to wanting him gone and calling him pathetic. It really surprises me how much they don't like Spoelstra. He's a top 15 all time coach. Describing Scheierman as the guy with the mullet and the stache cracked me up for some reason. My favorites are in bold. What are yours?
Joe ASSzulla Jayson TAINTum Payton PRICKchard Hugo Gonzalez seems cool though F*** Boston
Banish Derrick Shite to the moon
I hate their pompous-a** know it all coach. He’s disrespectful
Obviously f*** Boston, but what they did this year with Tatum is out is insanely impressive. Mazulla should be COTY but they’ll probably give it to the spurs guy
F*** boston but they killing this bum a** front office. How the he** they, in a gap year, were able to hit 50 wins already? F*** this front office too
All while trading half their team and saving $325M to stay out of the luxury tax. Brad Stevens is running laps around the Heat’s brain trust.
They are a gold standard org atm and I really like how they dumped Udoka and stuck by back row Joe after he got his a** handed to him. Mazullas now like a smart Dan Hurley , plus Mazulla is legit hilarious.
Hawks beat the Celtics last game. No excuses tonight
Celtics is already guaranteed in I think, do you think they will start resting their stars, if yes we have a chance
no cause them the Knicks and Cavs are seperated by a game or two and they don't want to be a 4 seed
Derrick White and Payton Prichard please have mercy on us
The thing I love about this team is we can beat anyone on any night, the thing I hate about this team is we can lose to anyone on any night.
40 pt loss incoming
1st game vs Tatum
Bam gonna be locked in to finally go against Tatum again
We gone get smacked
We will win tonight and loose to the Wizards. It the Heat way
must win game for the grittiest team in the East!
Easy W!! April Fools! Horrible loss incoming.
Y’all heat fans ready for this scheduled loss?
Getting tired of rooting for Boston but everytime they beat us I know Pat and co dies a little inside. We need change it starts with Boston
ESPN sh**ing on us the entire pre-game as usual at this point it is kind of deserved though.
What's wrong with Hauser's eyes
Boston 9 consecutive wins at Miami woof
I can’t believe I have to listen to Doris Burke
They really have no answer for Bam
the heat's shotmaking feel alot less sustainable than the celtics. not a good sign that the game is tied when the heat are playing better than their standard
ngl Jaylen Browns game is so smooth
“When in doubt, just slowly push off the defender” - every Celtics coach
Celtics never miss anything when they play us it’s so frustrating
I just know the guy with the mullet and stache is going to fry us
idgaf if Jaylen Brown is balling as long as we stay in it, he's gotta sit out at some point and our relief team is good
It’s getting a bit corny with Boston they legit miss zero 3’s against us lol
herro probably will go down as the only player in nba history to get his ankles snatched by baylor scheirmann
Yeah I don't want to play this bullsh** in the first round
Ware has to be the worst 7ft rim protector in the league
Lmaooo. I thought this was a pretty good game. Suddenly everyone forget how to shoot and start throwing balls away
Spo should have called a timeout 4 3s ago bruh ….defense is back to being a**
Would rather play any other team than Boston in the playoffs, not because they’re the best team but because they’ve consistently had our number when Jimmy can’t save us.
Random white celtics dudes turn into aim bot against the heat
game is over. only question is whether celtics are gonna win by 20-30 or 30-40
Yeah I'll take the Pistons any day of the week over this sh**.
Legendary Schierman game?? 😬....
I always think I have a chance. We’re just a Brown torn ACL from competing.
Supposedly offensively talented center has yet to actually show said talent beyond dunks and threes while providing zero resistance on the other end
Bam really needs to only take wide open 3s. He's shooting 18% on everything else.
Look if you're gonna go down at least show some pride. 53 pts against you in the first quarter is something else
Such a contrast. Celtics, a team full of shooters. The heat, a team full of non shooters.
As much as we all want a high pick this year I still wonder, does one prospect fix this?
I really hope this team misses the playoffs. Maybe that’ll cause some real change
Spo's defense is half just hoping open 3 point shooters will miss.
The best part of this game so far are the cheerleaders
Playing fast pace is fun when you can get stops. But heat is just a glorified lottery team.
This team is a f***ing joke. I am so tired of watching the celtics kick their teeth in
We can’t build a championship around Bum Adebayo we need to trade him before the 83 point performance stops fooling people
This is not a rivalry anymore 🥹
These f***s really fixing to make another finals run on a so called “down year” f*** man
There’s no down years when you have 2 superstars on your team lol
bro tatum just came back from achilles lol, no one expected this
This forum is hilarious. Before the game : LFG BOYS 10 minutes into game: let’s just lose the rest of the season and try again next year it’s all over
2026 Heat culture baby
All we do is play horrendous iso ball and give up switches on defense
Mazulla has adjusted to modern basketball
Better FO. Knew when to sell high on players or even just sell in general. When was the last time we got a good return on a player?
See how fast Mazzulla calls timeout. I love Spo but he takes too long to call timeout, which is what started that crazy Boston run
We hit 2 shots and Mazulla calls a timeout but Spo watches them hit 48 shots in a row and doesn’t call anything
Won't matter if spo calls timeout anyway. He never makes in game adjustments
They are Just laughing at us letting Garza Take all the Shots. Embarrasing
We’re sending you back to Canada wiggins
Bam is pathetic lol
Bam so a** man
Is Mazzula better than Spo
yes mazulla is the reason his roster is a historically great jumpshooting team and spo is the reason his roster cant make jumpshots
Bam you're a F***ing enbarrassment
Jaime should be banned from shooting any fadeaways for the rest of the season
Spo's entire defensive philosophy is "they have to miss eventually, right"?
Get Davion tf out the game
Lmao I love herro but he can’t do sh** with JB and Derrick white on him
Bam getting outplayed by every celtic big.
I dunno what team I hate more tbh
If you guys can't see the coaching difference between these two teams then I don't know what you are watching
If you can’t see a talent difference I don’t know what you’re watching
A tale of two FOs Miami Heat: Draft Precious Achiuwa 20 overall
Celtics: Payton Pritchard 28th overall
Also see
Pritchard contract: 4Y $30 Million through 2028 Nikola Jovic contract: 4Y $62 Million through 2030
This team man! Hope they slap each other in that locker room and come back in the second half and do something about this. Celtics are embarrassing us.
Looking at Celts score you’d think its already 3rd going to 4th q
Haha so funny hearing the announcer going crazy in the stadium to hype up the crowd knowing we’re starting the 3rd down 23 and the games been over since the 1st quarter
The Celtics are too good.
Maybe he needs to score 83 points again....oh wait Boston is actually good.
The league is changing and the Heat are failing to change with it
Stealth tank in full effect to end the season
This will be Bostons 10th straight win in Miami, most we’ve ever allowed to anyone
Boston is a really good shooting team, but 14/24 from 3 in the first half alone….come the f*** on. Do they REALLY have to get that hot against us?! Ffs…just beat us normally….da**.
A defensive minded coach that can't stop a nosebleed
No one on our team including Bam can guard Queta three games of him sh***ing on us proves this
I'm rooting for Mozzarella to bury this trash team. Go, go!! Destroy these bums.
Herro getting his ankles broke by Sam hauser 😭
I wish unspeakable, untypeable things on Doris Burke. Cannot stand her
Bam's inefficiency is impressive.
Yall see how everytime we score 6 in a row Mazulla calls a timeout why cant Spo do that instead of waiting until we bleed 18 straight points..
Pat doesn’t spend money on good players because he’s too busy blowing our team budget on snorting lines of benzos and coke off of The GodFather Trilogy VHS boxset.
Miami’s bench is not very effective.
How much yall wanna bet we get within like 5 in the 4th but Derrick White hits tough 3s and gets a tip in cause someone didn’t box out
0% chance they get within 5
I f***ing hate this sorry a** team
Tatum just pushing off every bucket
Brown is better than Tatum ever was.
Yo brown is DEEP FRYING us WOW
u win rings with tatums and browns u qualify for playins with herros and bams
Atleast we are not getting cooked by Derrick White this game
On the bright side, no way Knicks come out of the East
I can’t wait to never see Davion Mitchell ever play basketball again.
Is Ware not healthy?
Healthily mediocre and with inconsistent effort
Jaquez’s shooting mechanics are gross to watch
Who’s ready for the patented “fake Heat rally that somehow never gets within 8”?
Yeah we're back now
classic fake comeback when the opponent takes their foot off the pedal bc it's such an easy game for them
One of the best third quarters in years.
Fake comeback right on time
We are shooting 56% from 3 and still losing. Crazy
This team still stinks but man winning this would be sweet lol
We winning the finals this year
Fake comeback over
Triple double by Tatum 12 games in is crazy
Celtics were just chilling we had the biggest shooting fluke of 3s in a quarter now it’s going to stabilize
Season on the line and Ware looks like he wants to be off the court I’m done with him
hauser OWNS herro. just completely destroying him. then again, who doesnt? herro is one of the worst defenders this league has ever seen
Look how comfortable they are having Queta guard Jaquez
Celtics were just toying with us. They’re like let em have this cute fake comeback hitting bs 3s now let’s step on them
We cut it to 10 now that's a win in the delusional fans books lmao
Remember when Boston was supposed to be tanking this year
Boston has an actual coach
Teams are going to make Herro work on defense in the playoffs
Let’s hope we don’t make it there
Tyler on any Celtics wing is and always has been an instant score
Wow Jaime that defense on Tatum… just pathetic
Queta cooked Ware
Bam guna make 55million just to get outplayed by Queata making 2.5 million.
That Boston center has b**ched the entire team lmao
Herro has gotten targeted this entire 4th When are we going to trade this guy
Tyler Herro sucks.
Culture tards get mad when you explain to them that the heat should follow the strategy of a better franchise like the Celtics because “F tHe cElTicS” is their moto when they have outclassed you and know how to build A team better
They reload their team every year , f*** the Celtics but you gotta respect it.
Easy dub for the better team, better franchise, better FO
Time for culture tards to get hype next game when we beat the wizards “6-0 to end the season 6tH sEeD lOaDiNG F tHe dOoMeRs”
Continue statpadding Jaylen brown We deserve this sh** and more
Bam cant even post up PP.
Lead was cut to 10 at one point. Too bad Spo is too loyal to his starters that dont play a lick of defense
the only change after the lead was cut to 10 is that the celtics remembered they can just attack herro on every single possession and they'll score everytime
We really tied the franchise record for 3s and shot 51% from 3 and still found a way to get blown out 
Can’t be too mad, we played like the 10th seed against the 2nd seed, we need to stop being delusional
He’s sleeping
Team deserved this loss and embarrassment on national tv
Very easy gameplan for the Celtics, just bury them deep in the 1st since the Heat cannot do comebacks
Boston owns us
I believe we're just tanking without being open about it, or we're just a**. Could be both.
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