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[prince jaiswal]

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Date: Tue, Apr 12, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Subject: HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA...
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Good, albeit an incomplete one.  Enjoy all the same !

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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's MUMBAI ------------ --------- --------- --------- - Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are definitely in PUNJAB !!! ------------ --------- --------- --------- - Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up. That's DELHI ------------ --------- --------- --------- - Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall. That's AHMEDABAD ------------ --------- --------- --------- - Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program. That's BANGALORE ------------ --------- --------- --------- - Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace settles in... That's CHENNAI ------------ --------- --------- --------- - Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in KOLKATA ------------ --------- --------- --------- - Scenario 8 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, "don't fight in front of my place, go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting". That's KERALA ! ------------ --------- --------- --------- - and the best one is .... Scenario 9 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends. You are in GOA !!!

njoi 

vijit

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