Politically correct joke!!!

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Suhel Tapia

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Aug 29, 2012, 11:40:00 PM8/29/12
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While cutting hair, official Barber asked Kapil Sibal, ‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”

Kapil Sibal shouted, “YOU, you are cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?”

Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked Pranab Mukherjee, “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’

Pranab shouted, ‘’Why did you ask me this question?’’

Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just asked you’’

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, ‘’Are you an agent of Baba Ram dev?’’

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Are you the agent of Anna?

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why do you ask Congress Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?

Barber: Sir, I do not know why, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, Congress Ministers’ hairs stand up straight; and that helps me to cut the hair easily; that’s why I keep asking.
 
 




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