God's finest
creation!
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1. Whatever
Men: What should we have for
dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not
Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we
have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, today too?
Men:
Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got
diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women :
Whatever..
2.
Anything
Men: So what should we do now?
Women:
Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? Its been a long time
Women:
Watching movie is no good, its a waste of time
Men: How about we go for
bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then
find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do
you suggest?
Women: Anything
3. You
decide
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You
decide
Men: Lets take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The Bus is
dirty and crowded.
Men: Ok we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... for
such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the
weather
Women: I am hungry, cant walk.
Men: Then what do you
suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Lets have dinner first
Women:
Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything..
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