Fwd: Weight Loss Program .... Nice One
Santhosh Kumar K
From: "Santhosh Kumar Krishnamurthi06" <Santho...@infosys.com>
Date: 12 Oct 2011 19:04
Subject: Weight Loss Program .... Nice One
To: "santhos...@gmail.com" <santhos...@gmail.com>
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5 kg. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old girl with a pair of Nike running shoes
and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5
kgs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10 kg program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads,
"If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually
getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
that he has lost another 10 kgs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/20 kg
program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a
huge muscular guy standing there wearing pink running shoes and a sign
around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 23 kgs that week. :) :D
Santhoshkumar Krishnamurthi
Emp # 182856.
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