in 8th grade i knew this redneck dirtbag kid named log4n and when he wasnt ask-jeevesing porno in the school library he kept his nose buried in doom & resident evil novelizations, the only books he ever read. one day on the copier i found a 2 page printout of a story he typed up where barely-disguised versions of him & his mudridin, skoal-dippin hick buddies wield chrome-plated glocks & taekwondo moves to merc 10000 zombies & rescue horny carmen electra lookalikes w/ big titties me & my friends passed this 2-page story around for years til the end of high school when it literally fell apart from getting read so many times,....im glad to see hes still getting work