The Hills Have Eyes Bittorrent Download
Vaniria Setser
You could say Hills Have Eyes II starts as it means to go on. How all those nasty mutants mean it to go on. A naked, frightened and bedraggled woman tied down, giving birth to a monster, and then she has her head whacked off with a shovel. Not that an audience could be so depraved as to watch such things? Could you?
Let's cut to some spanking new National Guard recruits while you think about it. Being politically correct, we'll include some female soldiers. An exotic Asian girl and a long-haired blonde that whimpers and screams convincingly, please. Then the male troops can get picked off one at a time so mutants can 'mate' (ooops - rape) to spawn their progeny. While we wait for all that to happen, men can get their limbs hacked off and impaled, or the geeky one can play hero to save the chicks from the monsters.
Whether Hills Have Eyes II is a degenerate list of male fantasy-sequences or a parody of them, we leave to the artistic side of your nature to ruminate. (I needed it pointed out to me by a woman, the first time I saw Scorpion: Female Prisoner #701, that this Japanese lesbian exploitation movie is tongue-in-cheek.)
The basic premise, if you are unfamiliar with the 'Hills' series, and re-make series, is that the radiation from some early U.S. atom bomb testing in the New Mexico desert hills has mutated some human beings into grotesque but fleet-footed monsters. These cannibalise anything they can find. This particular incarnation includes plenty of potty humour that fans will love or hate. A peacenik recruit, Napoleon, is left to guard the Portakabin latrine. On one leg, and with his gun held in the air. When the officer is out of sight, Napoleon succumbs to temptation and goes for a dump. Only to be grabbed from below. Up in the hills, the soldiers guard each other - except for when 'Missy' goes for a pee. (Fill in the details.)
Soon they are all down mineshafts as mutants outwit them. Amber, when not busy looking glamorous in uniform, panics at spiders - and this makes her kick-ass antics later on so much more fun. Sexual assaults on her meanwhile justify violence of the more graphic kind, such as smashing a mutant's head with a rock (mutants' heads are pretty strong, so extended and bloody bashing is necessary). And why not? Papa Hades drools thick white mucus over his captive female as he starts to thrust into her, shouting and grunting, "Give me a baby!" Special effects create ulcerous skin that is very tasty. Plus these creatures are dirty, sweaty and totally gross. Wanna rescue her? You should know things like, if your last bullet fails to blow a mutants brains right out, put your fingers in its head-wound and wiggle them about a bit.
Cinematographer Sam McCurdy (The Descent) creates suitably claustrophobic, dimly-lit tunnels. We constantly try to guess where the mutants will leap from those shadows. This is no sophisticated thriller - it just does what it says on the packet.
As you leave the cinema, remember to look round and eyeball all the other sad souls who watch this kinda stuff.
The first "The Hills Have Eyes" creeped me out so of course I had to see the second. This time the good guys have guns (in my best southern accent).
A military unit was sent out to the New Mexico desert to bring aid and supplies. Of course, when they get to the seemingly abandoned outpost they run into the rejects of The Toxic Avengers.
I was thinking, "OK now. Now we got some bad mofos with guns, it's about to be on. These circus side show freaks are about to get dealt with military style!" Oh yeah, I was hyped.
Of course there wouldn't be much of a movie then if that happened. After all, these missing links did survive nuclear testing, so what're a few dudes with guns? Prepare for some serious casualties in horrific fashion and more mutant on human violence.
I'm 15(16 on 28th may) and me and my 15 year old gf want to see 'the hills have eyes'...would we be allowed into the cinema? I have an ID which says I'm 15 but I believe R is 18+, would they let us anyway?
Thanks.
You can always just try.
Be confident, don't look like you're trying to pull something.
If you have access to a credit card, you may be able to book the tickets online, and pick them up at either the counter or the atm-like ticket dispensor (if they have one).
At my local Greater Union they used to never check. Everybody would get away with it very easily.
Then something happened and now they are really really strict on it.
Or you could always just get somebody to get it for you.
Then something happened and now they are really really strict on it.
LOL yeah, my friends bought Scary Movie 4 tickets but then they wanted to change to V for Vendetta but they got told hehe
But I saw V so I happy :)
Hmm walking into a diff movie could be an idea, lol. I remember at knox once they messed up the times, and a few of us walked into some random movie and watched the first 10 minutes of it thinking 'wtf is this' whilst our proper movie was in a different cinema....
Some of my friends and I used to do it at George St Cinemas.
We normally walk into another movie after we see the one we bought. But there was once when we did 4 movies. Went in morning came out at night and it distorted my body clock for a few moments.
last year when I was 15, my friend wanted to get into a MA movie with us (Saw) but they wouldnt let him. So he bought a ticket to a movie starting 5 minutes later and but then accidently went into the wrong cinema.
last year when I was 15, my friend wanted to get into a MA movie with us (Saw) but they wouldnt let him. So he bought a ticket to a movie starting 5 minutes later and but then accidently went into the wrong cinema.
I saw Saw 2 with a mate three days after my 15th bday....
I remember when I was 13 me and about 15 guys from school saw 2 Fast 2 Furious at knox which I believe was rated M, none of us were asked for ID however that's only M not MA or R
But Saw 2 was also at knox and that time me+mate were both asked for ID
I think we're gunna see final destination 3 anyways which is only MA....but i'd prefer the hills have eyes so i might try that first if i can change the gf's mind =)
I love the movies with psycho people in it lol, i saw madhouse at the gfs house 2 weeks ago and loved it
People tell me I look 18 if I wear a wifebeater...
but sunday is 16 and thunderstorms so that aint gunna happen lol. and unfortunately my gf could hardly pass as 15 as it is lol, even though she actually is 15
totally depends on the cinema the cinemas i goto (sunshine and Melb Central) have started to really tighten down on checking ID
we got checked when we got the tickets for the hills then again when we went to go into the cinema (never had that heppen before)
and when i went to see Hostel with a few ppl after uni we got carded again
yet crown dosnt ask for ID
i would reccomend getting tickets to a film on at the same time and just slipping into the hills (providing u can find the cinema its being shown in heh) works every time
I remember me and my friend ditched school to go see the south park movie. But the lady wouldn't let us in because we were under 15. So we just asked some guy off the street to buy them for us and he did and walked past smiling at the ticket lady. The best part about that was the actual movie opens with pretty much the exact same sequence.
BTW, if they have one of those reserve ticket machines you can order them online bring the credit card and have them printed out for you at the cinema and then just walk in with them. As has been said though, if the cinema is tight they can check your id at the ticket stub ripper or going in. I've had both happen to me.
just spend 10 mins in photoshop with a scanned pic of your school it, print on photopaper and use glue it over your old one. Then use varnish or glaze to go over it and it looks good enough for a 5 second look over
Walking into another movie theatre totally works.
Once about quarterway through a movie I just left and picked any other movie to see, walked in and managed to catch the 40 Year Old Virgin just before it started.
And once when I went I got a cheap ticket to a movie way down the back of the hall, and I just ended up going into one of the other theatres and saw the Amityville Horror, and there was only 3 other people in there with me. :)
used to work in a cinema, usually they will check at both the counter when you pay for the tickets and also where you get your ticket ripped, i believe there was an incident with hannibal that caused all the commotion about R18+ films and minors.
The only way you will get in is if you sneak into it, otherwise they will ask you for ID and no they will not let you in because they can be fined.
BTW: my nickname was the cinema nazi, i used to physically pull people out of the cinema if i saw them "cinema jumping" as we like to call it, so if you ever got ripped out of the cinema, that was probably me :P
but isnt downloading copywright movies from the internet "illegal" ?
Possibly, but irrelevant. Goal is just to get gf in house alone. Then you conveniently remember that you lent said screener to a friend but offer to listen to new music cd in bedroom instead :p
Possibly, but irrelevant. Goal is just to get gf in house alone. Then you conveniently remember that you lent said screener to a friend but offer to listen to new music cd in bedroom instead :p
oh, i get what you mean =P
Mate I would if I could lol. My mum has gotta be one of the worst....last time the gf was over she was like 'paul get out of your room come outside where I can see what your doing'....omg. lol. not to mention mum is nearly always home, at least when if mum goes out and leaves dad with us, dad doesn't mind what we do.
And her mum is always home as well, in the 3 months I've been with her, we've had ONE day at her house alone, ZERO at mine lol.
Well thanks for the replies, she seems like she wants to see final destination anyways so i'll just see that, it looks good as well.