Fwd: My new doctor

[Taylor Wilson]

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Date: Feb 2, 2006 1:31 PM
Subject: My new doctor
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> > Subject:  Fwd: Medical Advice
> >
> >
> > I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
> > exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
> >
> > A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
> > "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
> >
> > He asked, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"   "Oh no," I
> > replied,"I'm not doing either."
> >
> > Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"  I
> > said,"No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
> >
> > "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
> > hiking, or bicycling?"  No, I don't," I said.
> >
> > He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
> > "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
> >
> > He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit?"


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