claire swire
mick
up. LOL.
-------------------
this should be fun... wonder how often she checks her excite mail...
Apparently she's been found at claire...@excite.co.uk
> ----------
> From: George Georgiou
> Sent: Tuesday, December 12, 2000 1:42 pm
> To: 'cha...@nortonrose.com'
> Cc: 'Andrew Jones'; Will (E-mail); Sean Collins (E-mail); Sarah Moon
> (E-mail); Sam Jones (E-mail); Robert Thomas (E-mail); Rob Bradshaw
> (E-mail); Paddy (E-mail); Peter McGloughlin (E-mail); Nick Vowles
> (E-mail); Nick Pugh (E-mail); Nick Porter (E-mail); Mike Vesey (E-mail);
> Mike Bowler (E-mail); Matthew Kendall (E-mail); Martin WARE (E-mail); Mark
> Denton (E-mail); JP (E-mail); Jon Wyatt (E-mail); Jon Noble (E-mail); John
> Selman (E-mail); John Flaherty (E-mail); John Fishwick (E-mail); Jimmy
> Wilson (E-mail); James Thomas (E-mail); Guy (E-mail); George Georgiou;
> Gareth Steel (E-mail); Curtis Withers (E-mail); Bunner (E-mail); Billy
> Thompson (E-mail); Andy Hilder (E-mail); Ali Bourne (E-mail); Andy Stevens
> (E-mail)
> Subject: RE: Claire Swire
>
> Can we pass this back down the line? surely even if claire swires doesn't
> work at Norton Rose, some of the other people on that list do...
>
> From: Claire Swire Sent: 07 December 2000 15:53 To: Adrian James (E-mail);
> Benny Shipley (E-mail); Chait, Bradley; Caroline Scotson (E-mail); Chris
> May (E-mail); Ellie Thorneycroft (E-mail); Mark de st croix (E-mail); Matt
> Metos (E-mail); Pete Kenyon (E-mail); Toby Clarke (E-mail)
>
> Let's make this search productive please!
>
> Actually, I just realised that guy - Bradley Chait - his email's there...
> hey Bradley - people all over the world are trying to track this girl
> down!!
> You two still together?? Send her my way!
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Andrew Jones [mailto:AJo...@unitedbusinessmedia.com]
> Sent: 12 December 2000 13:08
> To: Will (E-mail); Sean Collins (E-mail); Sarah Moon (E-mail); Sam
> Jones (E-mail); Robert Thomas (E-mail); Rob Bradshaw (E-mail); Paddy
> (E-mail); Peter McGloughlin (E-mail); Nick Vowles (E-mail); Nick Pugh
> (E-mail); Nick Porter (E-mail); Mike Vesey (E-mail); Mike Bowler (E-mail);
> Matthew Kendall (E-mail); Martin WARE (E-mail); Mark Denton (E-mail); JP
> (E-mail); Jon Wyatt (E-mail); Jon Noble (E-mail); John Selman (E-mail);
> John Flaherty (E-mail); John Fishwick (E-mail); Jimmy Wilson (E-mail);
> James Thomas (E-mail); Guy (E-mail); George Georgiou (E-mail); Gareth
> Steel (E-mail); Curtis Withers (E-mail); Bunner (E-mail); Billy Thompson
> (E-mail); Andy Hilder (E-mail); Ali Bourne (E-mail); Andy Stevens (E-mail)
> Subject: FW: Claire Swire
>
>
>
> oh dear...
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Ric Naylor
> Sent: 12 December 2000 12:58
> To: Andrew Jones; Dean Patterson; Steve Parker; Hal Mustafa;
> John Grahamm
> Subject: Claire Swire
>
> The search is on for Claire Swire. Start at the end, with a joke
> that's been posted here more than once, and follow the discussion
> backwards. Maybe a few messages of sympathy (or encouragement) for Claire
> would be in order. Also, what do you think of Bradley Chait (the
> boyfriend) and Edward Drummond (who started to circulate the
> correspondence). And just imagine how many people this has been circulated
> to since last Thursday ...
>
> From: mathew....@uk.pkf.com [SMTP:mathew....@uk.pkf.com]
> Sent: Tuesday, December 12, 2000 8:54 AM To:
> Simon....@barclayscapital.com; Damian.C...@dresdnerkb.com
> Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires - this is hilarious; anybody
> know her?
>
> ---------------------- Forwarded by Matt
> Kelsall/Audit/Guildford/GB/PKF on 12/12/2000 08:58 AM
> ---------------------------
>
> Simon Taylor 11/12/2000 02:13 PM
>
> To: Matthew W Ross/Medical Services/Guildford/GB/PKF@PKF, Matthew
> Kelsall/Audit/Guildford/GB/PKF@PKF, Peter Scott/Medical
> Services/Guildford/GB/PKF@PKF, Nicky Smith/Medical
> Services/Guildford/GB/PKF@PKF, Jane Morton/Medical
> Services/Guildford/GB/PKF@PKF, Sanjai Patel/Division-D
> Student/London/GB/PKF@PKF, Ste...@operasunbury.demon.co.uk cc:
>
> Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires - this is hilarious;
> anybody know her?
>
> ---------------------- Forwarded by Simon
> Taylor/Audit/Guildford/GB/PKF on 11/12/2000 14:17
> ---------------------------
>
> Andrew...@ubsw.com on 11/12/2000 12:08:57
>
> To: csm...@4sx.co.uk, David.S...@Bain.com,
> james.c...@csfb.com, jonny_...@hotmail.com, jrob...@clb.co.uk,
> kidd...@hotmail.com, oisin....@msdw.com, Simon
> Taylor/Audit/Guildford/GB/PKF@PKF, Walm...@exchange.uk.ml.com,
> WILLIAM....@flemings.com cc:
>
> Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires - this is hilarious;
> anybody know her?
>
> Read the joke at the bottom, then messages from the bottom
> up....poor lass. And some of the recent people it's been forwarded to make
> interesting reading.
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Nicholas.Walmsley Sent: 11 December
> 2000 11:31 To: cneil; G.R.Lock; matthew.hancock; anthony; apotts; Kocen,
> Andrew; AReid; dominic.pardey Cc: Nicholas.Walmsley Subject: FW: The
> search for Claire Swires - this is hilarious; anybody know her?
>
> Read from the bottom and see the number of people who have read
> this.......
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Oppenheim, Doug (London) [
> mailto:Oppe...@exchange.uk.ml.com] Sent: 11 December 2000 11:16 To:
> Charlie Norton (E-mail); Tim Sanger (E-mail); Christian Brun (E-mail);
> Theo Brun (E-mail); Jonah (E-mail); John Boulter (E-mail); Rob Kendall
> (E-mail); Caspar Warre (E-mail); Jeremy Rogers (E-mail); Saff (E-mail);
> Neil Thwaites (E-mail); Jonny Crane (E-mail); Lloyd Chamberlain (E-mail);
> Ed Guinness (E-mail); Ed Woods (E-mail); Majid Jafar (E-mail) Subject: FW:
> The search for Claire Swires
>
> most amusing - worth spending some time sifting through this
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Mark Gill
> [SMTP:Mark...@relco.co.uk] Sent: Monday, December 11, 2000 11:16 AM To:
> Pie Man; Skide...@aol.com; Jules Plumstead; Ice Rink; Twiner twining;
> John Clifford; Magnay; Alex Oppenheim; andrew sentance;
> Anna.B...@cliffordchance.com; Ash;
> catherine...@uk.cohnwolfe.com; Chimpan Jee; Chris Saunders; Coffey,
> Lorraine (Brewers); Don Sirio; Doug Oppenheim (E-mail); Ed Guinness; Eddy;
> Filthmeister; George....@trilliumgrp.com; Hilda (E-mail);
> Humphre...@staff.virgin.com; ROSTRON, Isobel;
> Jennife...@AllenOvery.com; Joe Dawson; Jon Hiscock; Justin Gayner;
> Neil Riley; Nick Gibbons; Omar Sattar; Rebecca Winsor; Rory Baird
> (E-mail); Rory Dorman; Sam Hakoura; Simon Williams; Simon Swycher; Sticky;
> Stuart....@SlaughterandMay.com; Frosty; Tudor, Mark Subject: Fw: The
> search for Claire Swires
>
> Anyone know Claire Swires?
>
> If not, still worth reading this from the bottom, and do be careful
> what you send people in future!
>
> ----- Original Message ----- From: <Jamie....@CliffordChance.com
> To: <Mark...@relco.co.uk; <s.wi...@mrp-law.co.uk;
> <isim...@harbottle.com; <Makib...@aol.com; <Ma...@listexperts.com;
> <JSS...@solutia.com; <simon....@mwltd.demon.co.uk;
> <r...@thepariswineexchange.com; <neil....@daewoo-cars.co.uk;
> <jle...@ea.com; <hcje...@ntlworld.com; <d...@tpmuk.com;
> <combat...@hotmail.com; <alexis...@btinternet.com;
> <IMo...@channel4.co.uk; <Jamie....@CliffordChance.com;
> <j.a...@fr.pwcglobal.com; <nmu...@algoodbody.ie;
> <s.cri...@corsie-naysmith.co.uk; <jo...@landdesignstudio.co.uk;
> <andrea....@ELITINTL.com; <ka...@deanmarsh.com;
> <AGol...@ministryofsound.com; <catherin...@claritaseu.com;
> <pnic...@1solitaire.freeserve.co.uk; <AUp...@sgb.co.uk;
> <ali...@paper-round.co.uk; <VCC4.F...@MEMO.VOLVO.SE Sent: 11 December
> 2000 10:35 Subject: The search for Claire Swires
>
> start at the bottom and read up -
>
> Adam....@msj.com.au on 11/12/2000 03:38:47
>
> To: nick.h...@linklaters.com, achr...@linklaters.com,
> von...@london.whitecase.com, Clare....@cliffordchance.com,
> EJane...@freshfields.com, henry...@kpmg.com.sg,
> lorrai...@allenovery.com, Morris.B...@cliffordchance.com,
> Rosemary....@cliffordchance.com, tamsin....@allenovery.com,
> tristan.at...@chase.com, wpar...@wfw.com,
> Lee.T...@cliffordchance.com, Shahid...@herbertsmith.com,
> SZF/Manches@Manches, Charles...@cliffordchance.com cc:
> Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
>
> Mallesons Stephen Jaques Confidential communication
>
> Does anyone know Claire Swires? - she has become a little infamous.
> I think she may be at Norton Rose. Read from the bottom up.
>
> For everyone in the UK - its stinking hot in Sydney at the moment.
>
> Adam Teare Solicitor Mallesons Stephen Jaques Sydney Direct line (61
> 2) 9296 2519 Fax (61 2) 9296 3999
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Georgiou, Andrew Sent: Monday, 11
> December 2000 2:22:PM To: Cole, Josh; Teare, Adam; Bannan, Conor Subject:
> FW: The search for Claire Swires
>
> Mallesons Stephen Jaques Confidential communication
>
> Classy stuff, read from the bottom up.
>
> Andrew Georgiou Solicitor Mallesons Stephen Jaques Sydney Direct
> line (61 2) 9296 2473 Fax (61 2) 9296 3999
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Curran, Jeremy Sent: Monday, 11
> December 2000 1:24:PM To: Georgiou, Andrew; Murray, Neil; Grover, Julian;
> Perkins, Adrian; Ogden, Nicholas; Smit, Adrian; Reilly, Brendan J
> (SYDNEY); 'Chris Frawley'; 'Michel LEGROS'; 'McMaster, Andrew' Subject:
> FW: The search for Claire Swires
>
> Mallesons Stephen Jaques Confidential communication
>
> absolutely tremendous - this chick is copping an absolute
> international pizzling... all in the space of one weekend
>
> start from the bottom and work up. SHE MUST BE FOUND
>
> Jeremy Curran Solicitor Mallesons Stephen Jaques Sydney Direct line
> (61 2) 9296 2173 Fax (61 2) 9296 3999
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Marshall, Simone Sent: Monday, 11
> December 2000 1:38:AM To: Curran, Jeremy; Crittle, Ashleigh Subject: FW:
> The search for Claire Swires
>
> Mallesons Stephen Jaques Confidential communication
>
> Must say, I hope this girls hair is looking good cause her
> reputation is certainly in tatters! And as for her taste in men - its
> almost as bad as her taste in.... Start at the bottom and scroll up!
>
> Simone Marshall Solicitor Mallesons Stephen Jaques Sydney Direct
> line (61 2) 9296 2058 Fax (61 2) 9296 3999
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Fisher, Heath Sent: Monday, 11
> December 2000 12:24:PM To: Marshall, Simone; Navakadadcham, Ramanan;
> Barnett, Kane Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
>
> Mallesons Stephen Jaques Confidential communication
>
> Read from the bottom up.
>
> Heath Fisher Law Graduate Mallesons Stephen Jaques Sydney Direct
> line (61 2) 9296 2279 Fax (61 2) 9296 3999
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Maasland, Tom TCIM [
> mailto:tom.ma...@bellgully.com] Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 10:30:AM
> To: Ali Hunter (E-mail); Andrew Skinner (E-mail); Ben Shipley (E-mail);
> Brian Robinson (E-mail); Chris Leuschke (E-mail); Chris Leuschke (E-mail
> 2); Chris Leuschke (E-mail 3); Church (E-mail 2); Carson Higgins (E-mail);
> Dick (E-mail); Dixon (E-mail); Garth Broadhead (E-mail); Hamish Edgar
> (E-mail); Fisher, Heath; Jared Brotherston (E-mail); Jeff Stringer
> (E-mail); Matt Hill (E-mail); Mike Pearce (E-mail); Mike Pearce (E-mail
> 2); Paul Ford (E-mail); Nuts (E-mail); Puffy (E-mail); Robert Smith
> (E-mail); Rupert Harper (E-mail); Ses (E-mail); Shaun Houghton (E-mail);
> Shaun Houghton (E-mail 2); Simon Graham (E-mail); Tim Cordner (E-mail);
> Tony Johnson (E-mail); Tony Oneto (E-mail) Subject: FW: The search for
> Claire Swires
>
> This is great! Read the joke at the very bottom and then the ones
> directly above. Claire Swires must be found...
>
> NZ's underway how about Australia as well... get it moving boys!!
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Bishop, James JIB Sent: Monday, 11
> December 2000 12:13 To: Maasland, Tom TCIM; Thomas, Ben BET; Nunns Amon
> AKN; Kettle Hugh HCK; Stone, Damian DQS; Tapsell David DWT; Palairet, Nick
> NJP Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
>
> Read joke at the bottom and read up. What a great chick.
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Horner Blair (SGLAW) [
> mailto:B...@SGLAW.co.nz] Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 11:55 To: James
> Bishop (E-mail); Daniel Callaghan (E-mail); Julian Stewart (E-mail);
> Hayden Trim (E-mail); 'camero...@amp.co.nz' Subject: FW: The search for
> Claire Swires
>
> read the joke at the bottom and read up - poor girl.
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Richardson Hannah (SGLAW) Sent:
> Monday, 11 December 2000 11:42 am To: Clarke Christina (SGLAW); Lynch
> Rachael (SGLAW); Plumley Sarah (SGLAW); Isaac Brad (SGLAW); Horner Blair
> (SGLAW); Matthew Fenwick (E-mail); Susie Williams (E-mail); Emma
> Richardson (E-mail); Watson Roann (SGLAW) Subject: FW: The search for
> Claire Swires
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Sarah Udy [
> mailto:sara...@chapmantripp.co.nz] Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 11:29
> am To: 'Hannah Richardson'; 'David Guthrie'; 'Andrew Craw'; 'Johnson,
> Richard'; 'Kirsten Massey (E-mail)'; 'Marie...@nz.eyi.com'; 'Kalan
> Peter'; 'Nicola Whittfield'; 'Sonu Panda'; 'smi...@brookfields.co.nz';
> 'Strong Natasha (SGLAW)' Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
>
> How terrible is this? Worst nightmare.
>
> Start at bottom and read up.
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Christopher Flatt Sent: Monday, 11
> December 2000 11:20 To: 'Aaron Dooney'; Andrew Roche; 'Angus Dawson';
> 'Barnaby Stewart'; 'Belinda Morris'; 'Bruce Scott'; 'Bud Butler'; 'Chris
> Simmons'; Clint Harding; 'Craig Pitt'; 'Duncan Wallace'; 'Estelle Davies';
> 'Ian Finch'; 'Jarad O'Hara'; 'Jason Dunn'; 'Jenine Flatt'; 'Jeremy
> Miocevic'; 'Kate Simkiss'; 'Kathryn Chamberlain'; 'Kevin Glover'; 'Kirsten
> Massey'; 'Luke McCarthy'; 'Mark Dunmore'; 'Matt Findlay'; Melanie
> Schroeder; 'Mike Udy'; Miriam Knight; 'Moatz'; 'Natasha Alley'; 'Nick
> Wills'; 'Nimmo'; 'Paddy Casey'; 'Poynter'; Rachael Johnson; 'Randeep
> Sunner'; 'Rich Gabelich'; 'Sally Beard'; Sarah Udy; 'Scott Kendall';
> 'Simon Nicholson'; 'Simon Pond'; Steve Keall; 'Stretch'; 'Tim Mahood';
> 'Tim Walden'; 'Titus Rahiri' Subject: FW: The search for Claire Swires
>
> this is very funny read the joke at the very bottom and then scroll
> up ....the search for Claire Swires
>
> then forward it on.....so it finally gets back to her
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Nick Lodder [
> mailto:nick....@russellmcveagh.com] Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000
> 10:35 To: cheezle (E-mail); Adrian Brown (E-mail) (E-mail); Rich Gabelich
> (E-mail); Chris Bell (E-mail) (E-mail); Beard Sally (SGLAW) (E-mail)
> Subject: The search for Claire Swires
>
> this is funny read the joke at the bottom and then scroll up ....the
> search for Claire Swires
>
> then forward it on.....so it finally gets back to her
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Mike Clayton Sent: Monday, 11
> December 2000 10:30 am To: Suzanne Westgate; AKL Grads Subject: RE:
>
> Butler, do you know this girl?
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Suzanne Westgate Sent: Monday, 11
> December 2000 10:25 AM To: AKL Grads; AKL Summer Clerks Subject: FW:
>
> start at the bottom of this email then scroll up for some serious
> cringe material. You dear wee summer clerks, let this serve as a warning
> of the perils of emailing your secrets!
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Nicholson Alex amn [
> mailto:alex.ni...@bellgully.com] Sent: Monday, 11 December 2000 10:15
> To: Brendan (E-mail); Claire (E-mail); Carlos (E-mail); Gareth (E-mail);
> Liz S (E-mail); 'matthew...@tv3.co.nz'; Pete Algar (E-mail); Susie Q
> (E-mail); Suzie (E-mail); Tamar1 (E-mail); Tim Mullins (E-mail); Tomi
> (E-mail); Tracy W (E-mail) Subject: FW:
>
> Oh dear.
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Baker Miranda MAB Sent: Monday, 11
> December 2000 10:05 To: Nicholson Alex amn; Cantell Melissa MEJC; Max
> Shoshana shdm; Tinkler Vanessa VLT Subject: FW:
>
> oh dear this poor girl - why some things should not be sent in an
> email...
>
> -----Original Message----- From: King, Matt MQK Sent: Monday, 11
> December 2000 9:21 To: Martin, Simon SNM; Meyer Matthew MQM; Rumball
> Rachel RUM; Osborne Matthew MJO; Baker Miranda MAB Subject: FW:
>
> Start at bottom with the joke and then check out the confession from
> Claire Swires. This has gone all over London. Now let's make it NZ.
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Sarch, Patrick [
> mailto:sarc...@nortonrose.com] Sent: Saturday, 9 December 2000 5:58 To:
> 'Anthony'; 'Claydude'; 'Collins'; 'Cro Magnon'; 'Jah Otis'; 'Jezzer';
> 'Kev@UBS'; 'kingy'; 'ninja'; 'Nuria'; 'Putters'; 'rich'; 'Slash'; 'tazza';
> 'Trev'; 'zac' Subject: FW:
>
> check this out - worth the effort...start at the bottom Norton Rose
> is a ruthless place to be
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Stephens, Sarah Sent: Friday,
> December 08, 2000 4:48 PM To: Sarch, Patrick Subject: FW:
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Alison Bunting [
> mailto:Alison....@Ashurst.com] Sent: 08 December 2000 16:25 To:
> Stephens, Sarah Subject: FW:
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Jonathan Parry Sent: 08 December
> 2000 16:12 To: Alison Bunting Subject: FW:
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Jonathan Parry Sent: 08 December
> 2000 16:10 To: James Broadhurst; Brigit Hanwell; Adrian D Elliott; Angus
> Dodwell; Lilimarlen Hoff; Shona Power; Georgina McNeil; Nicholas Lees;
> Georgina Harris; Mary Gatehouse Subject:
>
> Watch what you confess in your e-mails. Scroll down read the joke
> followed by "Claire Swires'" frank confession (which is now being thrown
> all over the information super-highway). Anyone ever heard of her?
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Nick Jefferson Sent: 08 December
> 2000 15:38 To: Nicholas Attwell; James Trafford; Ian Warner; Jonathan
> Parry; Martin Bavinton Subject: FW: Where is Claire Squires?
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Paul Armstrong Sent: 08 December
> 2000 15:38 To: Frank Thianer; Sofia de Meyer; Bradley Kidd; Nick Jefferson
> Subject: FW: Where is Claire Squires?
>
> Read the jokes and then scroll up to see the unfortunate response
> from claire swires and begin the hunt to return the Email to it's owner
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Paul Hinton [mailto <<...>>
> aul.h...@bbc.co.uk] Sent: 08 December 2000 14:12 To:
> 'Erik....@Ashursts.com'; 'Tony_...@bdo.co.uk'; 'russ...@aol.com'
> Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
>
> Read the jokes and then scroll up to see the unfoirtunate response
> from claire swires and begin the hunt to return the Email to it's owner
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Poole, Charlotte
> [SMTP:C...@ffwlaw.com] Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 2:09 PM To:
> Secondment - Paul Hinton Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
>
> amusing scroll down -----Original Message----- From: Malhotra,
> Samidha [ mailto:samidha....@csfb.com] Sent: Friday, December 08,
> 2000 1:55 PM To: Hudson, Toby; 'c...@ffwlaw.com';
> 'sop...@foresight.co.uk'; 'marie...@butterworths.com';
> 'louise.bu...@simmon-simmons.com'; 'stephen...@sb.com';
> 'rachel....@simmons-simmons.com'; 'sarah....@entranet.co.uk'
> Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
>
> I know its mean, but v funny...poor girl!!
>
> -----Original Message----- From: David...@cliffordchance.com
> [SMTP <<...>> avid....@cliffordchance.com] Sent: 08 December 2000 11:26
> To: awj...@hotmail.com; atif....@gb.unisys.com;
> cwarren...@trowers.com; fiona....@sjberwin.com;
> R.Cr...@battens.co.uk; SAdat...@aol.com; samidha....@csfb.com;
> Tim.C...@cliffordchance.com; Susan.Bl...@cliffordchance.com
> Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
>
> scroll - the jokes are at the very bottom, but the real value is the
> e-mails from Ms. Swire a bit further up
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Nicholas....@AllenOvery.com
> [ mailto:Nicholas....@AllenOvery.com] Sent: 07 December 2000 17:22
> To: David.D...@AllenOvery.com; Ro...@CHSHEFF-TR.TRENT.NHS.UK;
> david...@cliffordchance.com; garcia...@jpmorgan.com;
> Round...@yahoo.com; George....@AllenOvery.com;
> james....@artscouncil.org.uk; rty...@huon.net; P...@d4-design.co.uk;
> stephf...@hotmail.com; Stephen...@Commerzbank.co.uk Subject: FW:
> "yours was yum"
>
> This is good. It's Loreal, but I'm worth it
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Marshall, Joanna (TR) Sent:
> Thursday, December 07, 2000 6:16 PM To: Williams, Tom; Whitelock, Ben;
> Raman, Krishna; Strang, Emma; Bennett, Clare: (NY); Klimes, Adam: (PG);
> Ainger, Luke: (BR); Turrell, Ben:ICM (PA); Cantwell, Sarah; Jones,
> Bronwen; Perinparaja, Anjali:LT (LN); Bower, Nicholas:PG (LN); Coddington,
> Nicholas: (WR); Daykin, Susie: (BD); Haddon, Imogen (ML); Manisty,
> Victoria: (RM); Watson, Davina Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
>
> This has apparently been going round Norton Rose. Very funny!
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Ferri, David [
> mailto:fer...@nortonrose.com] Sent: Thursday, December 07, 2000 6:07 PM
> To: 'nick scouser'; 'nick roth'; 'alex'; 'rick'; 'joanna'; 'bec';
> 'crispin' Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
>
> one of the best emails i've seen in yonks!! HUNT HER
> DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Falkner, Claire Sent: 07 December
> 2000 19:56 To: Hames, Joel; Ferri, David; Drummond, Edward; Driver,
> Robert; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Newby, Chris; Moss,
> Jason Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma Subject: RE:
> "yours was yum"
>
> and she just doesn't look like that type of girl - you can't trust
> anyone, can you?
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Hames, Joel Sent: 07 December 2000
> 16:55 To: Ferri, David; Falkner, Claire; Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert;
> Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason
> Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma Subject: RE: "yours
> was yum"
>
>
> http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:community.icollector.com/+"claire+ <
> http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:community.icollector.com/+> swire"
> found her
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Ferri, David Sent: 07 December 2000
> 16:50 To: Falkner, Claire; Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel;
> Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason
> Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma Subject: RE: "yours
> was yum"
>
> what a top lass
>
> let's start a campaign to find her
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Falkner, Claire Sent: 07 December
> 2000 19:35 To: Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker,
> Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss,
> Jason Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma Subject: RE:
> "yours was yum"
>
> just found the same thing - still, how many swires are there in this
> city?
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Drummond, Edward Sent: 07 December
> 2000 16:34 To: Falkner, Claire; Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker,
> Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss,
> Jason Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma Subject: RE:
> "yours was yum"
>
> she isn't NR actually now I've looked for her name on internal
> directory. So we don't know her email address.
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Falkner, Claire Sent: 07 December
> 2000 16:33 To: Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker,
> Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss,
> Jason Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma Subject: RE:
> "yours was yum"
>
> has anyone else been tempted to forward this back to her?
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Drummond, Edward Sent: 07 December
> 2000 16:31 To: Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant;
> Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason Cc: Banner,
> Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner, Claire Subject: RE:
> "yours was yum"
>
> they are all NR
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Driver, Robert Sent: 07 December
> 2000 16:31 To: Drummond, Edward; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray,
> Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason Cc: Banner,
> Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner, Claire Subject: RE:
> "yours was yum"
>
> who are these people? do they work at NR
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Drummond, Edward Sent: 07 December
> 2000 16:28 To: Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Driver, Robert;
> Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason Cc: Banner,
> Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner, Claire
> Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
>
> beggars belief. I feel honour bound to circulate this.
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Chait, Bradley Sent: 07 December
> 2000 16:25 To: Tarbuck, Andrew; Caffarate, Nick; Townsend, Nathan;
> McDougall, Jamie; Davies, Stuart; Drummond, Edward Subject: "yours was
> yum"
>
> now THAT'S a nice compliment from a lass, isn't it?
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Claire Swire Sent: 07 December 2000
> 16:12 To: Chait, Bradley Subject: RE:
>
> I hadn't swallowed for years but yours was yum and very good for me
> too! Apparently it's very good conditioner for your hair too...getting a
> funny picture in my head, giggling out loud and now having to explain to
> Dave what's so funny!
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Chait, Bradley [
> mailto:cha...@nortonrose.com] Sent: 07 December 2000 16:10 To: 'Claire
> Swire' Subject: RE:
>
> Not ALL the time I hope
>
> (or so you would have me believe)
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Claire Swire Sent: 07 December 2000
> 16:07 To: Chait, Bradley Subject: RE:
>
> lucky I swallow so that wont be happening to me!
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Chait, Bradley [
> mailto:cha...@nortonrose.com] Sent: 07 December 2000 16:06 To: 'Claire
> Swire' Subject: RE:
>
> cute
>
> -----Original Message----- From: Claire Swire Sent: 07 December 2000
> 15:53 To: Adrian James (E-mail); Benny Shipley (E-mail); Chait, Bradley;
> Caroline Scotson (E-mail); Chris May (E-mail); Ellie Thorneycroft
> (E-mail); Mark de st croix (E-mail); Matt Metos (E-mail); Pete Kenyon
> (E-mail); Toby Clarke (E-mail) Subject:
>
> A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a
> gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.
> She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!"
> he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the
> sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink
> it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the
> nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the
> nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off
> his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
>
> ------------------------------------------
> ************************************************************************
>
>
Queen's Slipper
> sorry if you've already read it. Start at the bottom and work your
> way up. LOL.
jesus. h. christ........ haven't you heard of
editing????????????
you can edit and still keep an amusing email intact you know.....
sheesh.......
today i am surrounded by idiots......
--
.....Kashia.....
(*)(*)
Is there life after death?? Trespass here and find out.
James
the amusment factor. Besides, if you had followed the instructions, and
started at the bottom, the rest wouldn't have been cause for concern.
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Queen's Slipper
> mick wrote:
> sorry if you've already read it. Start at the bottom and work your
> way up. LOL.
> jesus. h. christ........ haven't you heard of
> editing????????????
> you can edit and still keep an amusing email intact you know.....
> sheesh.......
> today i am surrounded by idiots......
> part of the amusment factor. Besides, if you had followed the
> instructions, and started at the bottom, the rest wouldn't have been
> cause for concern.
yup...... still surrounded by idiots......
ok i'll explain it to you "slow" people. to make a joke funny
you DO NOT NEED TO INCLUDE THE COMPLETE LIST OF PEOPLE IT"S BEEN
THROUGH........... try again dickbrain........
Bron
to her and she sees all the people :-)
Bron
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Queen's Slipper
> sorry if you've already read it. Start at the bottom and work your
> way up. LOL.
> jesus. h. christ........ haven't you heard of
> editing????????????
> you can edit and still keep an amusing email intact you know.....
> sheesh.......
> today i am surrounded by idiots......
> it back to her and she sees all the people :-)
sorry but i edit documents for a living....... i DO NOT NEED IT
for fun........... sorry but i really hate these things.
they're worse than chain letters......
The Captain
before opening it, and if it's greater than 2or 3kb dont bother with it.
I got this via email yesterday and thought it quite humorous, even if long
winded towards the end.
I must admit to feeling a little bit sorry for poor old Claire, although I
reckon Chait Bradley (Bradley Chait?) could be in for one helluva hounding
(pounding ?) when Claire gets hold of him !!
Long live battle of the sexes !!!
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Bron
It's doing the rounds of work at the moment....
Bron
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Bron
> Still trying to find her phone number .... :-)
>
send her eMail and ask her :-D
Peter Mackay
mic...@apex.net.au says...
> sorry if you've already read it. Start at the bottom and work your way
> up. LOL.
Community for arts at icollector.com
... Trade News Ms Claire Swire (left) and Ms Zoe Hall (right) at the
Marlborough Graphics
opening in Mayfair, London. Over 250 people attended this preview of ...
community.icollector.com/ - Similar pages
She looks like a sweet lass...
John Rodgers
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Claire Swires [ mailto:Cla...@sssh.freeserve.co.uk
<mailto:Cla...@sssh.freeserve.co.uk> ]
> Sent: Monday, December 11, 2000 10:46 PM
> To: Whiter, Barney
> Subject: Thought you guys might want to see this rather splendid
> rejoiner. What a girl!
>
>
> You may be one of the people who has been 'privileged' to receive a rather
> childish e-mail which has been doing the rounds from my time at Norton
> Rose.
> For the record: yes I exist; yes I used to work at Norton Rose; and yes I
> told a guy his cum was "yum". But for God's sake, grow up! It was yum!
> I'm
> not ashamed of that. And for all you guys who thought this was all a
> hoot,
> let me ask you this: which one of you has never told a girl that your cum
> tastes great or that its full of proteins/good for your hair/excellent
> skin
> conditioner etc etc or basically any old lie which gets your girl for the
> night to take it in the mouth? So don't laugh at me, but rather laugh at
> yourself for the pathetic lengths to which you are prepared to go in order
> to get yourself a lousy blow job from some syphilitic ridden piece of
> scrag.
> Have a great day. And by the way, working for Norton Rose sucks more than
> I
>
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>
Bron
Bron
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Just watch out for them claws !
"... from my time at Norton Rose ..." intimates she no longer works there,
yet the original mail suggested differently.
This response now raises one more question - I wonder why she left ?
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Katrina
Claire Swires' reputation?!! See below for more.....
Article in today's Daily Mirror under the Features heading in
www.mirror.co.uk:
SUZY IN THE CITY: FLASH GEEZER
HERE'S a cautionary tale that leaves a very nasty taste in the mouth.
Bradley Chait, a banking lawyer at City firm Norton Rose, was highly
excited
last Thursday by a series of grubby emails sent by a recent conquest.
He
felt that one in particular deserved a wider audience. So he sent it to
his
mates. And impressed by the young lady's explicit assessment of Brad's
qualities they passed it on... and on, and on. By Monday the poor girl
had
been emailed by young men from across the globe anxious to get to know
her
better. Unamused, she's understood to have blown the whistle to the
firm.
Brad now finds himself facing disciplinary action.
Bron
:-)
That'll teach him.
Bron :-D
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Bron
LONDON: A flattering email about his prowess as a lover seemed too good for
Bradley Chait to keep to himself.
So the top London lawyer decided to forward the email from his girlfriend to
six friends. Unfortunately, one friend decided to pass it on further, and
the private message was then repeatedly forwarded by amused recipients,
eventually reaching thousands of people around the world.
Yesterday, Mr Chait was facing the possibility of dismissal. He is under
investigation by his employer, legal firm Norton Rose, which was said to be
considering disciplinary action against a number of employees for "email
abuse".
Many of the recipients of the email have subsequently tried to trace Mr
Chait's girlfriend, Claire Swire.
Originally, Ms Swire sent a smutty joke to her boyfriend and a few other
friends. She then sent a further message solely to him, referring to their
relationship and oral sex.
A spokesman at Norton Rose confirmed that an internal investigation had been
launched but said Mr Chait was still employed there.
A company spokesman said: "Norton Rose takes a robust approach to email
abuse. The firm has clear rules that specifically prohibit the sending and
accepting of non-work-related material, in particular obscene,
discriminatory or defamatory material and junk mail."
In October, Holset Engineering, a maker of turbo chargers, successfully
defended its dismissal of two employees found to have sent smutty emails to
about 40 other staff.
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> Remember Bradley Chait who forwarded that email which wrecked
Katrina
this whole thing is making the rounds at work! :o)
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Bron
> someone scanned that and sent it to me but it was too big to post on here!
> this whole thing is making the rounds at work! :o)
>
I'm actually wondering about what disciplinary action they can take against
him. Granted he was forwarding personal eMail, but he was only forwarding
what she sent him. Mind you, as a lawyer he should know better, but then...
he is a bloke!!! and we know how they like to boast.
Bron
Aleks Manojlovic
Barney's would it?
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Bron
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> http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1072000/1072391.stm
>
>
>
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> I dont think kissing had much to do with it actually ..... :-)
>
true..................
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fame, I think she has somehow pinched fame from a few others !!!
Last time she'll be candid in email, that's for sure !
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