Seen before, but still hilarious.
Sightings in Canada !
Math Challenged SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald’s take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, “You gave me too much money.” I said, “Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a loonie back.” She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said “We’re sorry but we cannot do that kind of thing.” The clerk then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at MacD‘s.
Math Challenged SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a “large” enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, “Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.” I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, “NOOO, it‘s not. Four is larger than two. . ..”
We haven’t used Sears repair since. Happened in Ottawa
What???: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: “Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don’t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.”
Story from Collingwood , Ontario .
Excuse me???: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for “minimal lettuce.” He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce..
From Winnipeg , Manitoba .
Where's the logic?: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, and “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” To which I replied, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?” He smiled knowingly and nodded, “That‘s why we ask. “
Happened in Toronto , Ontario .
IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it‘s safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for..I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, “What on earth are blind people doing driving?”
She is a government employee in Montreal, P.Q.
HUH?: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers’ side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. “Hey,” I announced to the technician, “it‘s open!” His reply, “I know. I already got that side.”
This was at the Ford dealership in Guelph , Ontario
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I believe a lot of our members have migrated to Facebook.
Robin Walker
I believe a lot of our members have migrated to Facebook.
Hello Jean,
I meant that a number of our list members (like me for the most part) have taken to using Facebook as their primary on-line communications, rather than e-mail lists such as Canang. If you are signed on to Facebook, you can search for individuals by name and send them friend requests.
Robin
I believe a lot of our members have migrated to Facebook.
I agree with you Mary facebook is not a fun place too many garbag messages come with it and even friends and family send game requests . I just do not have time for that stuff. I also have missed the canag gang I hope they will drop in and let us know what roads they are travelling. I have just taken on the Regional Director position for The Order of Saint Luke my region covers BC NWTand Yukon. This is a healing ministry and I leave early June to go to the North American Conference then in October I will be off to NZ and Aus for another OSL Conference and visit some relatives . Peace sg
I agree with you Mary facebook is not a fun place too many garbag messages come with it and even friends and family send game requests . I just do not have time for that stuff. I also have missed the canag gang I hope they will drop in and let us know what roads they are travelling. I have just taken on the Regional Director position for The Order of Saint Luke my region covers BC NWTand Yukon. This is a healing ministry and I leave early June to go to the North American Conference then in October I will be off to NZ and Aus for another OSL Conference and visit some relatives . Peace sg
Bruce and I were preparing for marriage we got engaged in July married the following april 4 next year will be 50 years. He was repairing tvs and antennas I was working in a rest home .Peace3sg
----- Tomorrow is the 50th anniversary for our church, so we’ll be celebrating (probably in the rain).