Re: Why smokers are suuuuuuuuuucking!

[� Reality Check� �]

Because they're lowlife tobacco addicts.
Period!

[� Reality Check� �]

"The BIG Nancy" <ni...@verizon.net> wrote
<snip 4:30am addict idiocy>

Today's report card for The Big Nancy:

Continuing obsessive and habitual suuuuuuckuing = A+
Demonstrating lack of control over wretched addiction = A
Sucking the point = A
Suck suck suuuuuuuucking and amplifying the stupidity of his addicted-pals =
A+
Suckieness = A
Being a suckface addict = A+
Idiocy = A+

Good report card today, Nancy. You haven't missed a SUCK. LOL!

[The BIG N]

.

On Oct 19, 7:37 am, "¦ Reactioary_ Chick© ¦" wrote:

>
> Good report card today, Nancy. You haven't missed a SUCK. LOL!

Very clever Reactionary_Chick!! Where do you come up with these great
ideas?? I have a feeling that there is a really sharp smoker out there
whom you secretly admire enough to emulate.
Problem is, slow-thinker, you are w-a-a-a-a-a-y to angry to be
humorous. If you must pattern yourself after The BIG N, keep it light.
Keep it fun. Relax a bit, you'll live longer. Too much hate, dipso,
too much hate . . . tsk, tsk.

Well now I have you, The Angry Nerd, and the Twinkster, borrowing my
schticks. If it wasn't for the fact that you gals were so desperately
stupid and humorless, I might be flattered. LOL!

Interesting crew though - Bab's Broughton's fixation on the anal
region; your abnormal preoccupation with sucking; and Angry and
Frustrated Lout Sterdy Nerdy's internal conflicts with his obsessive
homophobic issues. And for all the world to witness, no less. Such
strange behavior.

Wait right there in the closet ladies, The Big N will get you some
help - Calling Dr. Freud . . . calling Dr. Freud . . . LOL!!!

Nice try Reality_Chick, but no cigar for you.

TBN - lovin' the show.

[Steady Eddy]

Don't rile up the Big Nancy, please.