Some oldies, but goodies

[Klaus Schadenfreude]

>>On Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:07:41 -0700, Jeanne Douglas
>><hlwd...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote:
>>> What's the best thing that ever came out of Auschwitz?
>>> The empty buses!
>>>
>>> What do you call a Jewish faggot?
>>> A heblew!
>>>
>>> How do you say FUCK YOU in Jewish?
>>> "Trust me!"
>>>
>>> How do you say FUCK YOU, ARSEHOLE in Jewish?
>>> "Trust me, my friend!"
>>>
>>> Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
>>> He came down the chimney and said, "Would you like to BUY some presents
>>> kiddies?"
>>>
>>> What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
>>> In a crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew!
>>>
>>> Why are synagogues round?
>>> So the Jews can't hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
>>>
>>> What do you call a Jewish woman's waterbed?
>>> The Dead Sea!
>>>
>>> How do you take a head count in Israel?
>>> Roll a penny down the street!
>>>
>>> What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
>>> A canoe tips!
>>>
>>> Why do Jews have long, thin pricks?
>>> Because they are tight-fisted wankers!
>>>
>>> What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
>>> Half an hour of begging!

The lady certainly knew had to make people laugh. May she rest in
peace.