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Jun 19, 2014, 3:49:55 PM6/19/14
Sounds like me getting thirsty for beer before I get to the bar.

Colonel Burke wrote:

> Figure that one out and get back with me.
> Perhaps we could do lunch.
> --
> Everything you know is wrong.

The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners

Very few. Ya know ahh, ahhh I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but
got fired the first day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok
get the next sucker on the phone.

I'm not Sam Hong but we both hate Roxio. Sam Hong pulled Roxio's Dong!

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A
To Z(Zee)-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stink-bottomed" to post on this newsgroup

AIOE put can.internet.highspeed on the banlist to give other people a
chance to snag the "Furst Poast" of the day

Anyone who disagrees with me gets FROG tape over their yapper

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet


Jul 1, 2014, 10:48:23 PM7/1/14
Tony, this is a statement about top posts from your friend the colonel,
about a reply I Top posted ?

I imagine what he said goes for you too?

"Doug" <> wrote in message
> Hi Top,
> That really sucks !! You think they would shape up after all the media
> and
> the VA F--k Ups !!
> I hope you get it today.
> Take Care
> Doug

We never take the advice of stoopid top poasters here, bubby boi.

"Tony" <> wrote in message

" Sounds like me getting thirsty for beer before I get to the bar".
"Tony's top post reply to the colonel "
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