DSL Reports having melt-down right now (lots of forums are missing)

[Some Guy]

So as of 6 am today, many forums on DSL Reports are simply missing.

Including all canadian chat and ISP groups.

[Some Guy]

dslreports.com -> Unavailable

There is a routing issue at the data center (Liquidweb) introduced with
new Cisco firmware. Due to timeouts it caused slow site response and
incorrectly cached pages. Until they fully resolve their issues I have
marked the site temporarily offline. Hopefully they will sort it out
shortly!

thanks.
-Justin

Their alert reads:

**UPDATE**

An issue with the updated version of the IOS software that was deployed
on our networking equipment during the maintenance window caused
connectivity issues for a portion of our Storm/Smart servers customers.
Our Network Engineers have isolated the issue and affected customers
should be returning to normal operation at this time. We understand how
critical your infrastructure is and apologize for the problems this has
caused our customers.

**END UPDATE**

[Tony]

It's all that moderated or moderating shit to weed out the pakis on DSL
reports.

Some Guy wrote:

> So as of 6 am today, many forums on DSL Reports are simply missing.
>
> Including all canadian chat and ISP groups.

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Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
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There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
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Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

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I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
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I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
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VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

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Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A
To Z(Zee)-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah
boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stink-bottomed" to post on this newsgroup

AIOE put can.internet.highspeed on the banlist to give other people a
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