Camp Quotes

[Billy DeMyer]

Post here funny quotes that people say. Such as

 

"I have you by your balls." -Pierce

[Ryan Perfect]

"I hate you my name is not PAPPI!!!"
-Elizabeth "Pappi" Pappas

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[Travis Lindsey]

I'm surprised it wasn't "I fucking hate you, my name is not PAPPI!!!"

She loves that word.

[Elizabeth Pappas]

My name is seriously NOT PAPPI! THAT IS NOT A THING! And I do not say that all the time!! Lies...

[Noelle Buttery]

"I love you Noelle."

- everyone in camp

[Ryan Perfect]

Of course our lovely co chair...
"No one cares what you have to say" -Melinda Rae Pope

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[Billy DeMyer]

Or " Sorry I've lost interest." and then looks somewhere else lol

[Erik Blixt]

"Use me"

Scott when talking about pregnancy 

[Scott Montague]

^^ ;)

[Amanda Martindale]

Noelle- "I got more booty den beyonce" 

Thats what we're naming our DG when we find our we're partners.

[Noelle Buttery]

Amanda- "I'm sorry I'm so popular."

[Melinda Rae Pope]

That was Gretchen from Mean Girls

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[Amanda Martindale]

Technically Gretchen says, "I'm sorry that people are jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular." We're kind of like the same person though. That's why my hair is so big.

[Noelle Buttery]

Amanda on having lunch with me: "I guess we can maybe let the wooser in on too. MAYBE. I might just want to stare at you the whole time..."

[Woosnam]

"Holy shit my car" 

-Erik 

[Bobsicle]

"FcWOOsive"  (exclusive)

[Bobsicle]

"If Noelle were here we would "NOELLE" where to go eat!"

[Amanda Martindale]

"Btdubs y'all... girl til 17" -Scott on his gender.

[Noelle Buttery]

I get it Bobsicle. Clever.

[Erik Blixt]

But for real... holy shit my car

[Noelle Buttery]

Pierce at dinner:  "If the mammary glands aren't big enough...what's the point."  --- discussing Pierce's ideal wife

                          "The Jamiesons breed thirsty babies."  ---- self explanatory

[Billy DeMyer]

"You put it in my mouth!" -Amanda

[Carley Mallett]

"My French will make some panties drop." - Pierce on his super amazing French skills 

[Erik Blixt]

And then he said it in French

[Billy DeMyer]

How do you say that in French Pierce?

 

[Pierce Jamieson]

First of all, I said "My French accent is so impeccable that it will drop your panties."

En français, on peut dire "Mon competence de la langue francaise va de votre lingerie tomber."

[Jordyn Michalik]

See if my French class had had useful phrases like this maybe I would have actually passed the AP

[Jordyn Michalik]

"It's like my own personal hail storm. " 

-rachel 

On Apr 6, 2013, at 10:43 AM, Pierce Jamieson <jamieso...@gmail.com> wrote:

[Bobsicle]

So I was in Erik's car today and there was a green dress and white high heels on the floorboard: 

Me: "Erik were you doing something suspicious in here last night?"

Erik: "No...Sometimes I just like to feel pretty."

[Bobsicle]

"Trevor is like a sour patch kid, first he's sour, then he's sweet."

-Travis on Trevor

[Bobsicle]

"Sometimes guys just gotta spread their legs in the car."

-Erik

[Bobsicle]

"Dickson!" 

-Drunk girl in the next car over

[Carley Mallett]

"Are y'all just excessively frat... or...?" 

"We're peanut butter and jelly...." 

oh...

[Ryan Perfect]

"You're a little bitch" -Melinda to Erik. #truth

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[Elizabeth Pappas]

That was such a perfect moment 

[Bobsicle]

"A ducks penis is not longer than its body..you're a fucking retard."

-Anonymous to Trevor

[Ryan Perfect]

"My cousin wasn't born with an asshole....so now he randomly just shits himself all the time."  -Shelby Novosad <3

[Erik Blixt]

"You're being a bitch"

Melinda

[Shelby Novosad]

"I chose the nugget."- Ryan Perfect <3

[Ryan Perfect]

^^^HAHAHAHA damn...you went there.

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[Shelby Novosad]

I thought it might raise a few eyebrows haha

[Bianca Bissey]

"Yeah so nail polish doesn't come off of lips.." -Melinda

[Hannah Bigham]

😂😂😂😂😂(That's a laughing face emoji)

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[Travis Lindsey]

"If you're gonna do me. At least do me right" - Mr. Perfect 

On Apr 11, 2013, at 10:58 PM, Bianca Bissey <b.bis...@gmail.com> wrote:

[Woosnam]

^^not shocked my partner quoted this 

[Trevor Robinson]

"Why does it smell like tuna in here?" - Me
"I dunno, maybe some girl is on her period haha." - Bobby

[Melinda Rae Pope]

*watching He's Just Not That Into You*

"Are they doing it?  Did they do it?  They just did it?  Are they going to do it?"

-Elizabeth

you're welcome

[Elizabeth Pappas]

I just wanted them to do it and get it over with!!!

[Amanda Martindale]

"Why do you love him?" -Allie

"He has a beautiful heart and a beautiful voice." -Me

"Yeah. That's basically how I feel about her." -Allie

This is why Allie and I can't get along about the Biebs and his ex Selena.

[trevor.william.robinson]

That's because Justin Beiber is horrible. 

[Erik Blixt]

Not the biggest fan, but I actually think he is really talented

[Shelby Novosad]

he does have pretty good swag for a canadian

[Travis Lindsey]

You have to be shitting me?! Really Shelby? Have you seen how he dresses lately? 

[Amanda Martindale]

Whoa. When did camp quotes turn into bash on the Biebs? I don't appreciate this.

[Billy DeMyer]

Haha! I'll bring it back to it's original purpose...

"The partnership that shits together stays together."

-Me referring to Pierce and Allie being scared shitless watching Evil Dead.

[trevor.william.robinson]

Quoting yourself is tacky.

[Megan Kim]

Quoting yourself is okay as long as the quote is good. 

Anyway... 

"With coffee and faith all things are possible." ~Matt

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On Apr 15, 2013, at 10:09 PM, "trevor.william.robinson" <trevor.will...@gmail.com> wrote:

Quoting yourself is tacky.

[Amanda Martindale]

Preach it, brotha!

[trevor.william.robinson]

Did I ask you how your homework was going?  ya?  What did you say? - Bobby always at 2 AM.

[Erik Blixt]

"Sorry dude"

Melinda "BroChair" Pope

[Billy DeMyer]

"YA!" 

Melinda

[Melinda Rae Pope]

It's - yeah

[Travis Lindsey]

"Stop fondling your tits at the dinner table" - Jeff to Hannah 

[Billy DeMyer]

^BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Pierce Jamieson]

"there's a wasp in the room, there's a wasp in the room,there's a wasp in the room!!!"

-Carley "afraid of wasps" Mallett

[Elizabeth Pappas]

I feel like everyone (definitely me) is afraid of wasps!

[Erik Blixt]

My roommate trapped a yellow jacket in a spider web, after it almost killed him by sabotaging his home made flamethrower. We made allies with the spiders that day

The Great Yellow Jacket Wars of 2013 have been fierce so far

[Woosnam]

^^this is quite intense 

[Bobsicle]

"I'm just a happy person." -Allie Clark

[Woosnam]

"My pickle is just rocking it. My pickle is just rocking it"

-Ryan

[Austin Fairchild]

"Of course girls play with their tits! They have TOYS, on the FRONT, of their BODY!!!" -Scott

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[Woosnam]

"Sex is like pizza. If its bad, it's still kinda good."
Travis

[Scott Montague]

"I love Noelle more, but I like Scott WAY more" - Chuck

Sent from iPhone, please forgive typos

On Apr 19, 2013, at 1:38 PM, Bobsicle <boo...@gmail.com> wrote:

[Woosnam]

"We can play swords... With our feet."

-Amanda 

[Erik Blixt]

The Scott v Noelle comment was the funniest thing I have ever heard. 10 points for Chuck

[Carley Mallett]

^ what Eric said. I died laughing hahaha 

All of these are great. 

PS- I don't even remember there being a wasp? 

[Shelby Novosad]

"You can oovoo my twitter ;)"-Ryan

[Ryan Perfect]

"you can google till you comcast on my facebook" -shelby novosad

[Ryan Perfect]

"I shat on myself" -shelby novosad

[Noelle Buttery]

Recent quotes from Chuck:
"I only take my pants off for special people."
At Dixie chicken: "I love it how you have nothing interesting to offer me."
at Einstein's: "the red head said my name in a British accent. That
means she likes me."

[Chuck Fly]

The last one wasn't true. I said "the red head said my name in a British accent"
Any assumptions Noelle made were due to her observations of my previous interactions with said redhead.
Also, all I said was "you have nothing left to offer me" because we know each other so well that we have no more stories left to tell each other. We are that close.
Love you Noelle.

[Noelle Buttery]

My bad Chuck. You are so right. You've progressed to gazelle you
graceful soul. Love you lots.

[Erik Blixt]

Red head with a British accent? Next camp lunch at Einstein's

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[Erik Blixt]

"How the fuck do you max out a Sears card?"

4.0

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On Apr 23, 2013, at 14:24, Noelle Buttery <noelle...@gmail.com> wrote:

[Elizabeth Pappas]

^^^ hahahahaha I don't know why that's so funny but I'm in class and seriously am dying and people are staring hahahaha

[Bobsicle]

Okay so this isn't really what he said but for some reason this is what I heard and it made me laugh.
"It smells like crotch rockets in here" -Trevor

[trevor.william.robinson]

Then it isn't a quote, it's a paraphrase.  

[Amanda Martindale]

"That's awkward" "You're awkward" "Stop being so awkward" "Awkward... awkward.. AWKWARD" -Billy because apparently that's his favorite word.

[Billy DeMyer]

When did I say stop being so awkward? I love awkwardness!!!!! HAHAHA!

[Billy DeMyer]

"...the ultimate climax..." -Austin

[Amanda Martindale]

I just assumed you had said every combination that had to do with that word...

[Billy DeMyer]

Well...you thought wrong! Love ya!

 

[Travis Lindsey]

"Cat... Cat.... Jaegermeister?" -Taylor 

[Chuck Fly]

"If I was a girl I'd be so slutty"

-Erik

[Noelle Buttery]

^he really did say it.

[Erik Blixt]

I would

[Shelby Novosad]

"My pee pee tickles every time I look at her."-Ryan

[Billy DeMyer]

"Why is your ass hovering over my quizzes?"

-Trevor

[Erik Blixt]

"A life without headphones is a life without meaning"

Scott "The human fortune cookie" Montague

[Woosnam]

"For example, I have sex with Allie because she has no arm" 

- Travis.