Why Are Albertans So Stupid?
Nomen Nescio
The State of Alberta
"Nomen Nescio" <nob...@dizum.com> wrote in message
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> The rest of Canada deserves an answer.
Multiple choice answer:
a) because we are strong enough to act independently of Toronto's control,
which makes us the envy of every other state.
b) because we incur Toronto's wrath because we can appeal directly to
Washington when we have problems, and usually get what we want. The rich in
Toronto don't like this because they can't profit from delaying it.
c) because we do not need military help with snow clearance.
d) because we attract emigrants from Ontario who say unanimously how bad
Ontario is.
e) all of the above
HD
you in Alberta?
It's not the rest of Canada that wants to know Nomen, it's you.
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Black Jacque Shellacque
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>c) because we do not need military help with snow clearance.
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I like this one the best, haha! Poor Ontario pansies can't even operate
a snowshovel :-)
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>c) because we do not need military help with snow clearance.
Beautiful!
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: "Nomen Nescio" <nob...@dizum.com> wrote in message
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: > The rest of Canada deserves an answer.
Terry,
what a putz. You actually answered the question thereby confirming the
assertion. Only from Alberta and only from a CA type!
claus
Reason
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Alberta has:
Scholastic achievement scores much higher than the average.
A standard of living 10% higher than the US urban average.
The fastest growing building and housing boom in the country.
A government program to provide high-speed internet access to the entire
province.
A business-friendly government that indirectly provides much better for its
citizens by providing jobs, than by using socialist handouts.
No provincial sales tax.
The most hours of sunshine in a year, the most beautiful national parks and
the cleanest air in North America.
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: "Nomen Nescio" <nob...@dizum.com> wrote in message
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: > The rest of Canada deserves an answer.
: >
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: Alberta has:
:
: Scholastic achievement scores much higher than the average.
:
: A standard of living 10% higher than the US urban average.
Itsd not hard to be better than the slums of Dallas or Atlanta, or LA or
Houston, or
:
: The fastest growing building and housing boom in the country.
Horray for sod shanties
:
: A government program to provide high-speed internet access to the entire
: province.
If its so capitalist how come the Govt is sponsoring the plan It means no
one can make any moey selling internet to the yokels too bad porn wasn't
leagal then you'd have something to watch as you jerk off on those long
January nights in Dedmonton.
:
: A business-friendly government that indirectly provides much better for
its
: citizens by providing jobs, than by using socialist handouts.
:
I bet you believe in the bible and the tooth fairy too
:No provincial sales tax.
WHat a deal it just covers shipping charges
:The most hours of sunshine in a year
:
Not according to the Feds who say it's Saskatchewan. You can tell us about
the mosquitos though
: the most beautiful national parks and
: the cleanest air in North America.
:
Funny national parks I didn't know Ralf was the Feds. If it were up to Ralph
he'd have sold everything to JApan like he did with the trees.
Clean air you call sour gas wells clean air? Guess its just a definition
thing. Where do you live in a vault privy?
We love yah
claus
Blerp
> There are lies, damn lies and then statistics
lying. I bet you used all your smarts to come up with that!
> : A standard of living 10% higher than the US urban average.
> Itsd not hard to be better than the slums of Dallas or Atlanta, or LA or
> Houston, or
Really, eh? The US urgan average amounts to the slums of LA? Interesting
perception...
> : The fastest growing building and housing boom in the country.
> Horray for sod shanties
The only sod around my new house is on the lawn. Funny thing, same goes for
ALL MY NEIGHBOURS in this new development of over 200 homes. Golly, hick!
The mall they built to employ another 150 people <1km away has the same
feature!
> : A government program to provide high-speed internet access to the entire
> : province.
> If its so capitalist how come the Govt is sponsoring the plan It means no
> one can make any moey selling internet to the yokels too bad porn wasn't
> leagal then you'd have something to watch as you jerk off on those long
> January nights in Dedmonton.
Porn IS legal. Government sponsors the project to ensure a 'digital divide'
isn't spread further than it already is. The internet services are run
privately, assistance provided to companies to aid moving into markets were
capital recovery isn't possible due to the costs of infrastructure.
> : A business-friendly government that indirectly provides much better for
> its
> : citizens by providing jobs, than by using socialist handouts.
> :
> I bet you believe in the bible and the tooth fairy too
Bible, yes. Tooth fairy, no. What does this have to do with us having a
business-friendly government? At least it's not Ottawa where they dole out
grants just prior to an unemployment count and then let everyone get laid
off a month later.
> :No provincial sales tax.
> WHat a deal it just covers shipping charges
Actually, no, it just covers the 7%-15% price hike that everyone else in the
country who pays the tax gets.
> :The most hours of sunshine in a year
> Not according to the Feds who say it's Saskatchewan. You can tell us
about
> the mosquitos though
Ever been to Manitoba, buddy? Alberta pales in comparison to the amount of
bug-traffic you get over there.
> : the most beautiful national parks and
> : the cleanest air in North America.
> Funny national parks I didn't know Ralf was the Feds. If it were up to
Ralph
> he'd have sold everything to JApan like he did with the trees.
I don't believe the author stated that he supported Ralph, the PCs or any
other provincial political representative when mentioning the NATIONAL
parks. He just stated they are actually within our borders.
> Clean air you call sour gas wells clean air? Guess its just a definition
> thing. Where do you live in a vault privy?
Hrm...seems to me on any given day I can see the Calgary Tower from 25 kms
out. Hows that smog out in TO?
santa
"Blerp" <moh...@nospamplease.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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: > : Scholastic achievement scores much higher than the average.
: > There are lies, damn lies and then statistics
: Wow, good counter. We score "smarter" on paper than you, so we must be
: lying. I bet you used all your smarts to come up with that!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You admit someone is lying? IN any event I didn't make up the
phrase but I'm not going to tell you who did because I'm too lazy to look it
up you google
:
: > : A standard of living 10% higher than the US urban average.
: > Itsd not hard to be better than the slums of Dallas or Atlanta, or LA or
: > Houston, or
: Really, eh? The US urgan average amounts to the slums of LA? Interesting
: perception...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some education you get if you knew bugger all you'd
know that low income neigbourhoods pull the US average a way dopwn so you
might not have much to beat.
:
: > : The fastest growing building and housing boom in the country.
: > Horray for sod shanties
: The only sod around my new house is on the lawn. Funny thing, same goes
for
: ALL MY NEIGHBOURS in this new development of over 200 homes. Golly, hick!
: The mall they built to employ another 150 people <1km away has the same
: feature!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so you got lawn on a postage stamp size lot. For what
its worth I've got more or less 3 acres of it and my neigbours are 250 feet
away on either side. so BFD.
:
: > : A government program to provide high-speed internet access to the
entire
: > : province.
: > If its so capitalist how come the Govt is sponsoring the plan It means
no
: > one can make any moey selling internet to the yokels too bad porn wasn't
: > leagal then you'd have something to watch as you jerk off on those long
: > January nights in Dedmonton.
: Porn IS legal. Government sponsors the project to ensure a 'digital
divide'
: isn't spread further than it already is. The internet services are run
: privately, assistance provided to companies to aid moving into markets
were
: capital recovery isn't possible due to the costs of infrastructure.
>>>>>>>>>POrn is legal? Must be new rules in alberta. Currently you can't
even drw pictures of minors in suggestive poses. Ask the people in Ottawa
about photgraphing their 3 year old in a bathtub. SO you admit the
capitalist government includes using taxpayers money to exploit markets via
the internet that would otherwise be unprofitable In other words a subsidy
or socialism for the rich
:
: > : A business-friendly government that indirectly provides much better
for
: > its
: > : citizens by providing jobs, than by using socialist handouts.
: > :
: > I bet you believe in the bible and the tooth fairy too
: Bible, yes. Tooth fairy, no. What does this have to do with us having a
: business-friendly government? At least it's not Ottawa where they dole
out
: grants just prior to an unemployment count and then let everyone get laid
: off a month later.
>>>>>>> IN otherwords you live in fantasy land so whatever the govt says
must be true just like whatever is in the bible is true. Whats the
difference if a company goes tits up a month after a govt grant or six
months the poor bastards are still out on the styreet and collecting FEDERAL
UI.
:
: > :No provincial sales tax.
: > WHat a deal it just covers shipping charges
: Actually, no, it just covers the 7%-15% price hike that everyone else in
the
: country who pays the tax gets.
>>>>>>>>>>> YOu mean you don't pay shipping in AB? Gee wilikers batman.
:
: > :The most hours of sunshine in a year
: > Not according to the Feds who say it's Saskatchewan. You can tell us
: about
: > the mosquitos though
: Ever been to Manitoba, buddy? Alberta pales in comparison to the amount
of
: bug-traffic you get over there.
>>>>>>>>>>> Spare me the winters are just as shitty in AB and the bugs
aren't much if any better than MB.
:
: > : the most beautiful national parks and
: > : the cleanest air in North America.
: > Funny national parks I didn't know Ralf was the Feds. If it were up to
: Ralph
: > he'd have sold everything to JApan like he did with the trees.
: I don't believe the author stated that he supported Ralph, the PCs or any
: other provincial political representative when mentioning the NATIONAL
: parks. He just stated they are actually within our borders.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your ducking the issue the parks are federal and were
created long before Ralpjh was made emporer. A good thing too Ralph would
have sold em by now.
:
: > Clean air you call sour gas wells clean air? Guess its just a
definition
: > thing. Where do you live in a vault privy?
: Hrm...seems to me on any given day I can see the Calgary Tower from 25 kms
: out. Hows that smog out in TO?
>>>>>>>>>>> You're ducking again. I don't know about TO I don't live there
despite what the natives of TOronto say there is a little life in other
parts of the province. Besides smog is the smell of money. If weren't for
smog you guys would be have to live off scamming tourists at the stampede
and klondike days.
Got all the salt beef and pork ready for the winter yet?
you have a nice day
claus
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RD
"The State of Alberta" <freea...@canadasucks.orb> wrote in message
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Bill.....
Nor are the people of a province responsible for the crooked actions
of the politicians.
Bob Loblaw
"Maximus" <1...@456.789> wrote in message
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I don't think that Albertans are Stupid. I'm surprised that over 10 posts
can come out of a very poor troll though.
I'm not sure which one I like the most? Oh! OK, it's the one where The
State Of Alberta immediately assumes the post originated in Ontario and acts
in a knee jerk manner. Man, that guy is Ontario-centric in his hatred.
I wonder how he'd be, compared to the person I made friends with, who was a
"slow speaking Southerner" (from South of the Mason / Dixon) that was a
Softball nut. All he knew of Canada was the great times he'd spent in Val
d'OR, Québec (close to Palmarolle, the town of NHL Hero Rogie Vachon) where
(as he said) "they didn't speak English in the bars, but we had a great
time!"
The State of Alberta
"Dr. Fred Mbogo" <fred-...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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> > The rest of Canada deserves an answer.
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> That way they won't bother the rest of us so much.
Then why are Albertans constantly attacked in the media for rocking the
boat?
It looks like we bother you more than you're willing to admit.
It can all be over with a signature: just let Alberta go free and we'll be
good friends, neighbors and trading partners.
Sgt Slaughter
<nob...@dizum.com> wrote:
>The rest of Canada deserves an answer.
Fuck off troll
Sgt
The State of Alberta
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> (K): Because they've become the whiners that Quebec separatists were
> not too long ago.
That's arrogance and snobbery found only in rich Ontarians. Can you
understand that not everyone likes the way you abuse power?
> (K): Anyone who loves Canada is 'bothered' by treasonous talk about
> secession and American ass-kissing.
Why did you put that in quotes?
> (K): What are you going to 'trade'? OUR oil and some sick cows (ask your
> American pals)? How about you take a lesson from Canadian history and
> see how we Canadians handled the last secessionist province, Quebec? Your
> premier is still waiting for compensation for his one mad cow, anyway....
> not likely your province is going anywhere until you get your extortion
> money. Which, by the looks of it, you're not getting.
Alberta's natural resources belong to the people of Alberta, not the federal
government - read your constitution some day. Oh yeah, that's right. No
Ontarian bothers with that much.
We already have valuable and marketable commodities. We have no need for
'extortion' money - but you can give it to the other 8 states.
Who can forget the sight of Canadian tanks rolling through the streets of
Quebec, sent on the orders of a madman defending corporate profits and
federal rule? It was like Czechoslovakia in 1968, when the Soviet Union
crushed a rebellion. That will not happen in Alberta. We will stop your
advancing armies and put your "soldiers" on trial as criminals.
This is why the military must be disbanded - to spare the needless bloodshed
that always follows armies. We won't have our kids murdered by your
"soldiers" like that poor Somali.
Peter Worthington's great article in the Friday Toronto Sun is most
illuminating. He says that the JTF-2, the unnecessarily super-secret
assassination squad (might as well rename it the Deadly Viper Assassination
Squad...yes I saw Kill Bill), exists to provide bodyguard for Chretien when
he visits dangerous environments like Baghdad or Calgary.
http://www.canoe.ca/Columnists/worthington_oct24a.html
Thank goodness the Airborne Murderers' Regiment is history. They'd clear
out Alberta towns like the SS in Russia.
Black Jacque Shellacque
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>Terry,
>what a putz. You actually answered the question thereby confirming the
>assertion. Only from Alberta and only from a CA type!
>
>claus
>
Hey santa, did you have to use much chapstick after kissing chretien's ass?
Black Jacque Shellacque
Very well put and very much to the point. Well said, Sarge.
Bob Loblaw
"Black Jacque Shellacque" <spam...@are.vermin> wrote in message
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> santa wrote:
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> >:
> >Terry,
> >what a putz. You actually answered the question thereby confirming the
> >assertion. Only from Alberta and only from a CA type!
> >
> >claus
> >
>
> Hey santa, did you have to use much chapstick after kissing chretien's
ass?
How is that possible? You clearly think that he's a "Minion of Bay
Street".
Just think! One day Alberta will become the 51st State and you'll take
your instructions from Washington DC, and not Ottawa!
Ask your friends in Montana! They know freedom!
santa
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Being the egoist that I am I suspect you are referring to "Santa" which is
me. I do in fact live in Ontario and have done so for the past 30 some
years. I was born and grew up in Winnipeg and lived there for a
considerable time. I would have stayed except I had this really basic urge
to keep on eating and feeding my partner and our child. Call it a weakness
if you want.
TSOA (the state of Alberta) , Terry Pearson, TRO ( the right one), are all
one and the same I believe. It and I use the non gendered noun deliberately,
scribbles under a number of names. He also runs a website which used to be
and may still be called rightpoint.ca. It's full of not very well
researched or organized material on the horrors of the federal system and
how life would just be so much better if Alberta were on its own.
I find the "it" funny. It's so easy to be patronizing toward him and I must
confess I do so with the greatest of pleasure. Keying is one of the few
things that I am able to do these days so I fill my time trying to puncture
hot air bags such as TSOA.
I'm a small "L" liberal by nature and people who espouse the dogma of groups
like the CA get up my nose, so I sneeze on them so to speak. I just love to
verbally slash at TSOA.
In my not humble opinion collectively Canadians everywhere never had it so
good. They live longer, they eat better, they are better housed, freer,
healthier generally, their lives are more their own and most have more
"stuff" than they ever had. If it's so bad here why do people keep on
coming with just the clothes on their backs? That takes either a real sense
of adventure or a desperation borne of terrible conditions where they lived.
BTW there is in my experience little difference between people all over the
country, everyone carries a certain amount of baggage some good some bad.
claus
santa
for non-problems. Do keep it up I need the exercise. DO I patronize you?
You bet! Do I try to insult you? Yessir! DO I try to piss in your
porridge? Absolutely as much as I can!
You really think Balkanizing Canada would be to everyone's advantage or are
you just concerned with what you see as the atrocities that the rest of
Canada has inflicted on AB? From the fatuous comments you make, never with
any substance or real issue I get the distinct understanding that you know
nothing or very little about the history of Canada, Alberta and
Confederation and the agendas that have driven the evolution of the
relationship of the provinces toward the federal government and each other
over the years. In simple terms you're ignorant.
You don't bother me I think you're funny. Your so easy to wind up like a
toy train that I feel guilty sometimes that I'm going to break your spring.
I can only hope you have good private health care.
You're howlings aren't even worth a cogent coherent answer. It's so much
easier and fun to just poke you verbally and watch where you pop out next.
Keep up the drivel I need the exercise.
claus
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BJS,
that's an old one, so here's an old reply:
Actually I think I'd rather kiss Johnny's ass more than your face.
What's this chapstick stuff? That must be what the peasant's in AB use. We
rich Ontarians use lip gloss comes in sixteen neutral colours and five
flavours. They even make one specifically for AB that you can't buy in
Ontario, the shade is "Ralph" and the flavour "pooh-pooh" you must have
heard of it?
claus
Larry Right
"The State of Alberta" <freea...@canadasucks.orb> wrote in message
I'm sure the commanders of the Black Helicopters know of your evil plan to
start the Alberta Coast Guard. They might come for you at night.
What Lunatic Asylum are you in again?
Reason
>
:
> :
> Being the egoist that I am I suspect you are referring to "Santa" which is
> me. I do in fact live in Ontario and have done so for the past 30 some
> years. I was born and grew up in Winnipeg and lived there for a
> considerable time.
Living in Winnipeg is having all the drawbacks of the east, but none of the
benefits of Alberta, which are to many to mention.
santa
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: "santa" <Sa...@sheets.com> wrote in message
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Reason, you should do a little reading about the development of the west.
Up until oil and gas money started to appear in AB it was just a sleepy
little province where the big event of the year was the Stampede. It was
just another piece of land you crossed to get to the west coast. Oh YAH
there was Banff and Jasper but that wasn't for the poor folks. They were
both federal make-work projects from the depression.
How's the Ballet in Alberta, how's the Theatre scene? I guess if you like
watching toothless millionaires skate around aimlessly chasing a hard piece
of black rubber and calling themselves athletes Calgary and Edmonton are for
you. I gather the latest cultural attraction is a watered down pansy bull
run! How come in the land-o-ralf there are still a whole bunch of
do-gooders who don't want to let a bunch of dumb assholes kill themselves.
Are they worried about medical costs why not just shoot the injured both
bulls and people?
The only advantage I can see for AB is its closer to the west coast than
Manitoba or Ontario.
In any event it really doesn't matter you're where you are I'm where I am
and that's a fact.
claus
Reason
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> : :
> : > :
> : > Being the egoist that I am I suspect you are referring to "Santa"
which
> is
> : > me. I do in fact live in Ontario and have done so for the past 30
some
> : > years. I was born and grew up in Winnipeg and lived there for a
> : > considerable time.
> :
> : Living in Winnipeg is having all the drawbacks of the east, but none of
> the
> : benefits of Alberta, which are to many to mention.
> :
> :
>
> Reason, you should do a little reading about the development of the west.
Fifty years ago, Alberta was a have-not province, much the way Montana ranks
in the bottom 5 US states economically today. Manitoba was a wealthy
distribution hub for the rest of the prairies, rich agriculturally, and
well-established at least 75 years ahead of the rest of the west.
Saskatchewan was sitting on the largest supply of high quality wheat in the
world, and a lucrative share of mineral resources for it's small population.
BC was endowed with a variety of wealthy industries, including forestry,
fishing, fruit production, mining and a very prosperous port and
distribution industry. The Maritimes were gifted with rich fishery
resources which they had every opportunity to manage well, but didn't.
Quebec prospered due to having a rich economy based on rich farmland, a
large population and Montreal, which was a wealthy port and home location
for many of Canada's largest corporations. The hydro power resources of
Manitoba, Ontario and Quebec are truly massive. Ontario had every advantage
in being able to access natural resources from other regions cheaply and had
a virtual monopoly on manufacturing and trade.
The Give and Take of Confederation:
the net gain (loss), by province, through federal transfers from the
1960's through the 1990's (billions of 1999' $)
Newfoundland 74
Ontario (81)
Prince Edward Island 19
Manitoba 65
Nova Scotia 120
Saskatchewan 43
New Brunswick 79
Alberta (167)
Quebec 202
British Columbia (9)
*source: Robert Mansell, University of Calgary
Alberta has been drained economically by wealthy absentee owners since it
was first discovered as a region over 200 years ago. The wealth of oil
resources of Alberta are not much different from the potential wealth that
existed in other provinces. Saskatchewan sits on massive known oil reserves
today, but a predatory government keeps much development away. Years of
successive socialist governments have ruined the rest of the country
economically. The only thing different about Alberta is that the
population has had the political savvy to avoid the destructive and
unsustainable effects of socialism. If Alberta had had it's share of
socialist governments, it would be virtually assured that in spite of an oil
industry, we would surely be a have-not province today.
Angie
> : lying. I bet you used all your smarts to come up with that!
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You admit someone is lying? IN any event I didn't make up
the
> phrase but I'm not going to tell you who did because I'm too lazy to look
it
> up you google
affect on those of us who are enlightened and live out here where the sun
does shine, and I'm not suprised that you are unable to back them up.
And you're lazy? Couldn't have guessed that, what, with you living in
Ontario and all.
> : Really, eh? The US urgan average amounts to the slums of LA?
Interesting
> : perception...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some education you get if you knew bugger all you'd
> know that low income neigbourhoods pull the US average a way dopwn so you
> might not have much to beat.
Education, eh? Let's maybe start with "a way" and "dopwn". When we correct
those issues, we'll try and get you into a good adult education program
where we can begin to teach you a valid combination of math and american
history, perhaps even touch on some of the issues of today.
Your arguments tend to be based on what you think you know and what, in your
opinion, is "common knowledge", yet you have nothing to substantiate your
comments with. As I said before, your _perception_ is interesting, yet I'd
be the first to iterate that it is completely false.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so you got lawn on a postage stamp size lot. For
what
> its worth I've got more or less 3 acres of it and my neigbours are 250
feet
> away on either side. so BFD.
Wow, well put! You insult me with your banter and when I prove you wrong you
brag about your lot size? What a moron. I'm not sure how you thought you
won that one, but I'm sure in your infinate wisdom somehow you can explain
that...
We LIKE our yard (which is slightly larger than a postage stamp at 80x45
feet, by the way, so BFD). It's cozy and a good size for our family, who
are involved locally in the community, on block events, the YMCA and several
playgroups. Not to mention that we actually WORK in Alberta (if that
confuses you, please let me know and I'll send you a brochure at your level
of reading).
> >>>>>>>>>POrn is legal? Must be new rules in alberta. Currently you can't
> even drw pictures of minors in suggestive poses.
You sick F**K. Why would you want to?
> Ask the people in Ottawa about photgraphing their 3 year old in a bathtub.
Are they doing it in suggestive poses? You really DO have problems out
there in Ontario, don't you?
> SO you admit the capitalist government includes using taxpayers money to
> exploit markets via the internet that would otherwise be unprofitable In
> other words a subsidy or socialism for the rich
No, I don't. I stated that the recovery of capital costs in implementing
infrastructure would not be able to be overcome where demand is low. If you
live out in the boonies, you can thank whatever government it was that gave
you phone service (probably PC, by the way) because it wouldn't have gotten
there without the money of people who live in the city and appropriate
dipersion of funds to those in need.
The primary focus was that of eliminating 'digital devide'. If profitable
businesses come out of that wake, that means more people in the workforce,
more money to be spent on goods and services, and less people on social
assistance. In many rural areas there are several competing internet
companies that are small shops and do fine competing with the likes of Telus
and Shaw, although it may take them years to pay off gov't loans and become
profitable.
> >>>>>>> IN otherwords you live in fantasy land so whatever the govt says
> must be true just like whatever is in the bible is true.
No I don't, but I do read the Bible and believe that there are a lot of good
things that can be taken from it.
I vote, attend public debates and information systems, voice my concerns to
others and frequently send letters to MPs, ministers, the premier and local
politicians. I believe that a lot of good things can be gained from that
too.
> Whats the difference if a company goes tits up a month after a govt grant
or six
> months the poor bastards are still out on the styreet and collecting
FEDERAL
> UI.
You're right, none whatsoever. Especially not that five months of income
that came out of federal reserves. I'm sure glad you're the educated one!
Just because it's federal, it doesn't mean it's yours because you simply
chose to move out to Ontario when the going got tough in Manitoba.
Albertans pay more into federal coffers than any other province, and if we
can keep people off the federal assistance programs for 5 months longer than
Ontario then good on us. More money for you anyways, right?
> : > :No provincial sales tax.
> : > WHat a deal it just covers shipping charges
> : Actually, no, it just covers the 7%-15% price hike that everyone else in
> the country who pays the tax gets.
> >>>>>>>>>>> YOu mean you don't pay shipping in AB? Gee wilikers batman.
You're not making sense on this issue at all. Are you saying that we get a
deal because it covers shipping charges? Are you saying that Ontario
doesn't pay shipping charges? Are you saying that Alberta doesn't make any
of it's own goods? Although a little confused by your bipolarity, I will
state this:
- Alberta doesn't pay the 7%-15% taxes at the till that most Canadians pay.
Ontario does.
- Every province that brings in goods from other provinces, the USA or other
countries pays shipping. It does not all travel through Ontario, making it
somehow magically cheaper for those of you in that area.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Spare me the winters are just as shitty in AB and the bugs
> aren't much if any better than MB.
Hmm...not sure how winters got into the mix (but, I'm really not suprised at
this point) but the fact of the matter is that Calgary, where I live, is
about 7 degrees closer to 0 all winter long, and we only get about 1/3 the
snow cover.
I'm from Manitoba originally, and you can't tell me that there are fewer
bugs there. There are 10,000 lakes in MB (admittedly, 9,890 more than AB),
and billions of litres more free standing water. That means more mosquitos.
> : > : the most beautiful national parks and
> : > : the cleanest air in North America.
> : > Funny national parks I didn't know Ralf was the Feds. If it were up to
> : Ralph
> : > he'd have sold everything to JApan like he did with the trees.
> : I don't believe the author stated that he supported Ralph, the PCs or
any
> : other provincial political representative when mentioning the NATIONAL
> : parks. He just stated they are actually within our borders.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your ducking the issue the parks are federal and were
> created long before Ralpjh was made emporer. A good thing too Ralph would
> have sold em by now.
Hey, any links for his campaign to sell them? I'd love to see that!
I'm not sure how I'm ducking the issue...all anyone has said is that the
parks are here, and that helps to make this a beautiful place. I'm not sure
how you can argue that, regardless of who instated the parks or who's in
power now.
> >>>>>>>>>>> You're ducking again. I don't know about TO I don't live
there
> despite what the natives of TOronto say there is a little life in other
> parts of the province. Besides smog is the smell of money. If weren't
for
> smog you guys would be have to live off scamming tourists at the stampede
> and klondike days.
And Ontario would get by how, if not for polluting industry? If your sh!t
don't smell, perhaps you should run for government. You have a real way
with people. Shut down industry and see how long it is before Ontario
starts begging Alberta for transfer payments.
The State of Alberta
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> What Lunatic Asylum are you in again?
Unfortunately, Alberta is still forced to serve that crazy place called
Canada.
santa
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"Enlightened" well good for you Can we expect same sex marriages in AB
anytime soon? Are they toothless insults? You sort of sound like you had a
case of foamy mouth when you replied but maybe that's the way people are
"out there". You didn't need to guess I told you and I don't work either.
Retreating into spelling is a sure sign you don't have bugger all in the way
of an argument "a way" is deliberate but I will admit "Dopwn" is a mistake
but hey further on you typed "sh!t" but whose keeping count eh? Maths and
american history (shouldn't American be capitalized?) sounds good to me.
Perhaps you could give me a simple proof of Stoke's theorem or point me to
a good Fourier transform algorithm for the Intel 486 type chip? As to
American history how about a discourse on the affect of Lincoln's
appointment of Ulysses S. Grant as replacement to General McClellan?
You mean all this stuff I tell you isn't common knowledge? Gee can I play
Trivial Pursuit with you?
Insult you? Was I insulting? Ge I didn't know Prove me wrong! 200 houses
well la-de-da. I don't live there thank the stars but there's one
development that's supposed to have 6000 houses in it in the burbs of
TOronto.
You're right 80 by 45 is pretty small. They have dick girth improvers on
the net maybe they have lot swellers too? The YMCA you say, now there's a
group that helps the disadvantaged. Does that make you a good person?
What's you problem about my comments about porn? Someone said it was legal I
said it wasn't and cited a couple of cases. That doesn't condone it. Evil
doesn't go away just because people like you don't want to talk about it.
You know I suddenly realized that whoever was probably referring to the
stuff you can get at the corner video stores, which I don't consider porn
just adult entertainment. I haven't read the criminal code nor followed any
of the court activities on the tits and ass type videos available so I'm not
certain what's out there and what's not I'll leave it to you to tell me.
You don't read very well do you? Who said anything about suggestive poses?
Funny how you can jump from a to z without anything in between.
You stated cost! If infrastructure would be covered by the government in
other words a subsidy. Is the government going to reap whatever income (not
necessarily profits) from sale of bandwidth in upper rubberboot AB? I doubt
it more likely it will be Telus which is a private company (formerly AGT
and BC Tel both govt companies I believe until sold to "friends".)
So your plan for the unemployed is to either load them on a bus or let em
starve in the streets eh? Or do you want the personal satisfaction of
personally feeding and sheltering them? What's this federal reserve shit
there are none, the country owes itself something like 500 billion dollars
much of which was racked up by lyin Brian. The only good thing is we owe it
to ourselves and eventually inflation will just make it disappear.
The parks are just as much mine as yours or ABs. Spare me the song about how
much AB pays in transfer payments, I see it's right up at the trough looking
for fed handouts whenever a little problem occurs. What happened to the
Heritage fund? What has Ralf been doing there?
Actually the pollution we enjoy in Ontario apparently (do you know the word
apparently?) comes largely from our dear friends to the south although we do
make some of our own. As to manufacturing In either AB or Ontario it's on
its way to China. Do you have any auto assembly plants in Calgary? How
about locomotive manufacture or maybe ship building? How's the AB fishery
doing just like NFD&LABs I 'll bet.
Didn't you know we don't do anything here much except count the money we
extract from Alberta, clean it up and then ship it to Quebec along with some
of our own.
Why, thank you for the kind words about the way I have with people. I just
love people who whine about how bad things are and how the grass is always b
etter somewhere else and how their decisions and mores are the only ones
that are correct. It's funny how any contradiction of their understandings
of the world leads almost immediately to hostility. I guess people just
need to be correct! My shit smells something awful but you know what? I
don't care. Running for office is a waste of time, I'm old, tired and I
don't give a shit. Its the oly good thing about being old.
I hope you enjoy your children and your suburbia. I hope you live long
enough, stay coupled long enough and earn enough to get what you think you
need. I really do wish you well.
claus
nshi...@columbus.rr.com
I think he sits in a trailer house somewhere, dreaming of real money!
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santa
you'll never know will you?
claus
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: Santa, you see, is very jealous of anyone who made it in life!
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"The Right One"
back to Alberta.
--
Terry Pearson
http://www.rightpoint.org
Terry's Useful Idiots:
The NG asylum
Dilbert Deilly Phone 250-727-8330
Maxed out Bushwanker
Hartman Shiftless
Ian King
A Deilly Quote:
"I ask the guy to put in a web link so doubters like you can see the data,
and YHIS makes me Morimore Snerd in your mind? "
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John Carrick
Posting to a newsgroup under anything but one's correct name is a sign of cowardice. Poison pen letters need not be hand-written.
Black Jacque Shellacque
>"Black Jacque Shellacque" <spam...@are.vermin> wrote in message
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>: santa wrote:
>:
>: >:
>: >Terry,
>: >what a putz. You actually answered the question thereby confirming the
>: >assertion. Only from Alberta and only from a CA type!
>: >
>: >claus
>: >
>:
>: Hey santa, did you have to use much chapstick after kissing chretien's
>ass?
>:
>: >
>: >
>: >
>:
>:
>: --
>: Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts
>: --Jeff Foxworthy
>:
>:
>:
>:
>BJS,
>that's an old one,
>
So? It still fits your bill.
>so here's an old reply:
>
>Actually I think I'd rather kiss Johnny's ass more than your face.
>
Good move. Shoot for a bigger target.
>
>What's this chapstick stuff? That must be what the peasant's in AB use. We
>rich Ontarians use lip gloss comes in sixteen neutral colours and five
>flavours.
>
You should be able to afford a lot of it from the 60 billion that you
stole from Alberta.
>They even make one specifically for AB that you can't buy in
>Ontario, the shade is "Ralph" and the flavour "pooh-pooh" you must have
>heard of it?
>
>claus
>
You know, if Mike Harris were to consider a run for the Conservative
leadership, I might actually consider voting for him. He is one Ontario
politician that seems to have his shit together, unlike all of the other
liberal losers in that armpit of a province. The future will be
interesting...
your tv @shaw.ca p.mat
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>
Micheal Wilson
"The State of Alberta" <freea...@canadasucks.orb> wrote in message
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> "Nomen Nescio" <nob...@dizum.com> wrote in message
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> > The rest of Canada deserves an answer.
>
> b) because we incur Toronto's wrath because we can appeal directly to
> Washington when we have problems, and usually get what we want.
Like with the American ban on your beef? I seem to remember Albertans
pleading with the feds to fix that one for them.
Mike
"The Right One"
--
Terry Pearson
http://www.rightpoint.org
Terry's Useful Idiots:
The NG asylum
Dilbert Deilly Phone 250-727-8330
Maxed out Bushwanker
Hartman Shiftless
Ian King
A Deilly Quote:
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and YHIS makes me Morimore Snerd in your mind? "
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"The Right One"
--
Terry Pearson
http://www.rightpoint.org
Terry's Useful Idiots:
The NG asylum
Dilbert Deilly Phone 250-727-8330
Maxed out Bushwanker
Hartman Shiftless
Ian King
A Deilly Quote:
"I ask the guy to put in a web link so doubters like you can see the data,
and YHIS makes me Morimore Snerd in your mind? "
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> "The State of Alberta" <freea...@canadasucks.orb> wrote in message
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> > "Nomen Nescio" <nob...@dizum.com> wrote in message
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> > > The rest of Canada deserves an answer.
> >
> > Multiple choice answer:
> >
> > a) because we are strong enough to act independently of Toronto's
control,
> > which makes us the envy of every other state.
> >
> > b) because we incur Toronto's wrath because we can appeal directly to
> > Washington when we have problems, and usually get what we want. The
rich
> in
> > Toronto don't like this because they can't profit from delaying it.
> >
> > c) because we do not need military help with snow clearance.
> >
> > d) because we attract emigrants from Ontario who say unanimously how bad
> > Ontario is.
> >
> > e) all of the above
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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>
"The Right One"
Mike remember.
With Mcgoonty now in Ontario, Alberta is now
the economic backbone of Canada.
--
Terry Pearson
http://www.rightpoint.org
Terry's Useful Idiots:
The NG asylum
Dilbert Deilly Phone 250-727-8330
Maxed out Bushwanker
Hartman Shiftless
Ian King
A Deilly Quote:
"I ask the guy to put in a web link so doubters like you can see the data,
and YHIS makes me Morimore Snerd in your mind? "
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santa
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Mike, your playing dirty. the truth is not a respected commodity in AB.
BTW its interesting a lot of stores where I live in ON have signs up "we
sell only Ontario beef" I wonder why?
claus
claus
Sgt Slaughter
Would that be the deadstock from Aylmers? must be because its cheaper
Sgt
The State of Alberta
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> It was 100 billion
There appears to be no commonly accepted number, but the figure $90-100
billion is used more frequently.
No matter how you slice it, the NEP was a crime against humanity.
Albertans' human rights were violated when Trudeau removed the right to be
treated equally under the law, which exposed other rights to assault, like
the rights of property, happiness, and to have a future. Trudeau made sure
Ontarians had those, but denied them to Albertans.
For this crime, he deserved the death penalty, and a life sentence for
staging the FLQ "crisis" to remove Quebec's human rights.
What a travesty of a country. Alberta secedes.
The State of Alberta
"Micheal Wilson" <me@home_in_downtownTO.ca> wrote in message
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> > b) because we incur Toronto's wrath because we can appeal directly to
> > Washington when we have problems, and usually get what we want.
>
> Like with the American ban on your beef? I seem to remember Albertans
> pleading with the feds to fix that one for them.
Indeed, Klein asked for such help but had to go to Washington when it wasn't
forthcoming.
Looks like his trip south was more productive than his trip east.
The State of Alberta
> We have a 100 billion in credit from the feds
> Mike remember.
They will never honor that credit - according to them, it is "the nation's"
money and they can do with it as they please, like keeping Toronto rich.
> With Mcgoonty now in Ontario, Alberta is now
> the economic backbone of Canada.
We're doomed. Soon they will start a new NEP and finish us off once and for
all.
I don't know about you, but I'm not going down without a fight.
The State of Alberta
> Mike, your playing dirty. the truth is not a respected commodity in AB.
This fact has never been denied, but your spin on it is absurd. Klein went
to DC when the feds proved unresponsive and even hostile to Alberta's
initative, even though beef from other states was also affected.
> BTW its interesting a lot of stores where I live in ON have signs up "we
> sell only Ontario beef" I wonder why?
Because the rich people wanted to make a separate deal. The Ontario
agriculture minister made such a statement. A fine example of a united
Canada.
Alberta secedes.
santa
special horseshit flavour to them so they only sell in AB. At least ON
didn't piss away millions on buying a clapped out packing plant from a smart
ass easterner named pocklington. How are the Oilers doing?
claus
claus
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santa
of hamburger by now I'll bet you can't give it away!
claus
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your ass.
claus
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santa
at Jane and Finch no doubt. It's a damn good thing you got an autonomic
nervous system cause you're not smart enough to breath except by instinct.
I'll bet you got a string around your dick so your not continuously pissing
yourself.
claus
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what a bag of shit.
claus
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> Crime against humanity! you putz. you trivialize evil.
> what a bag of shit.
You just don't like seeing your heroes attacked.
He committed those crimes with the full approval of the people of Ontario,
which makes them equally guilty.
Alberta must secede to protect ourselves from you.
The State of Alberta
> The biggest fight you'll have is the one for air since you got your head
up
> your ass.
Even if that were true, it would smell better than Toronto's water.
The State of Alberta
> I'll bet you know a lot of rich people in Ontario right? You got friends
up
> at Jane and Finch no doubt.
Even people in that area are rich simply because they're in Ontario.
The State of Alberta
> Yah, he got what every Canadian gets from US SFA. YOU guys must have a
lot
> of hamburger by now I'll bet you can't give it away!
Ontario is by far the biggest beneficiary from the US - the daily trade
keeps their economy booming.
Alberta prospers because we can sell our petroleum there.
The difference is we are happy with that relationship while Ontarians
constantly demand more and become indignant when it doesn't work 100% in
their favor (so far, it's working 99.9% of the time, but that isn't good
enough for the rich.).
You'll never miss the US until they're gone. WHen that happens, you'll be
on your knees begging for them to take you back.
santa
you. You deserve to be exploited and ruined every which way
claus
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either. I've never been in Calgary but given the horses in the street and
all the turds and hot steamy piss they produce it must not help the water
there. All Toronto has is homeless and dopers and they don't piss near as
much as horses. There's just something about iron sulphate favoured tea.
That's why us rich people all drink bottled water imported from far away.
claus
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Jane and Finch is the Canadian equivalent of the "Projects" in Chicago or
DC. It ain't pretty but if you freaks from AB think its rich things must be
really shitty where you are.
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You just have to fire you ass off. You know it would almost be worth it to
see AB become Montana north or is it Wyoming? It wouldn't really matter
once the oil and gas are go you'd be about as important as a used pampers.
Besides most of you is owned by Japan or US already.
claus
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> You ignorant bag of shit you don't even know what I'm talking about do
you?
> You just have to fire you ass off. You know it would almost be worth it
to
> see AB become Montana north or is it Wyoming? It wouldn't really matter
> once the oil and gas are go you'd be about as important as a used pampers.
> Besides most of you is owned by Japan or US already.
You have permission to satisfy your curiosity and let us secede.
The State of Alberta
> You know you may have a point there but most prairie water is no hell
> either. I've never been in Calgary but given the horses in the street and
> all the turds and hot steamy piss they produce it must not help the water
> there.
You're absolutely 100% right! You haven't been to Calgary.
> All Toronto has is homeless and dopers and they don't piss near as
> much as horses. There's just something about iron sulphate favoured tea.
> That's why us rich people all drink bottled water imported from far away.
That explains why you're not happy.
The State of Alberta
> YOU are a pathetic case If you knew anything about Toronto you'd know that
> Jane and Finch is the Canadian equivalent of the "Projects" in Chicago or
> DC. It ain't pretty but if you freaks from AB think its rich things must
be
> really shitty where you are.
I am familiar with Jane and Finch because I lived in your hellhole for many
years and hated every second of it.
I've also been to the projects in Chicago and DC, not to mention other
places, and they are far nicer than Toronto.
But because Toronto people are spoiled by the feds, anyone living there
regardless of social circumstances, is rich compared to non-Ontarians.
Time to start sharing your wealth. Make all necessary cuts including
disbanding the CBC, Nazi Film Board, "Canadian Heritage Dept", and the
military.
The State of Alberta
> You're right we want the steam off your pee Its only right we're better
than
> you. You deserve to be exploited and ruined every which way
So how does this differ from what is going on now?
Your vanity prevents you Ontarians from believing you are capable of doing
wrong.
Well, your crimes are horrendous, especially the treatment of Aboriginals,
the NEP, and the FLQ "crisis".
Compared to you, America is a kitten. At least we'll have better TV as a
state.
santa
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we're just hoping for a grand cru this year so I have to order some new
platinum flutes from Cartiers. Do hope They arrive before the season.
BTW has the smell abated in the streets of Calgary with the onset of winter?
claus
santa
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Me thinks you doth protest too much. You could have left anytime you know
but obviously you were selling your soul and suffered the consequences; what
little mind you had has gone never to return; replaced with a load of AB
horseshit. Maybe you should have gone to some third world country where
you'd have been a real important person?
claus
santa
"The State of Alberta" <freea...@canadasucks.orb> wrote in message
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It's interesting the way you put it you want permission. That's just a bit
strange coming from a so-called sovereignist. What's the matter no guts?
Where's you courage? What's the motto on the New Hampshire plates "live
Free or Die" How about just the DIE part?
claus
santa
"The State of Alberta" <freea...@canadasucks.orb> wrote in message
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I love it the moral highground. I guess you got a real happy bunch of Metis
out there eh? And the Hutterites are all thought of as an integral part of
the community right? As to the FLQ I shudder to think the treatment they'd
get today so that might be a lesson to AB who knows? Hindsight is always
20/20.
Better TV you can get it now just pay for it or be brave and get a grey
market satellite dish, its illegal but what the hell you're all rough tough
rockem sockem cowboys, saving the world for beef. Besides whats better than
Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake or Survivor or Baywatch?
You be careful I hear the pressgangs are going to be out and about looking
for a few good men to toil in the sulphur mines at Yonge and Dundas to
improve the fortunes of the Irvings and MaCains.
what a maroon
claus
The State of Alberta
> It's interesting the way you put it you want permission. That's just a
bit
> strange coming from a so-called sovereignist. What's the matter no guts?
> Where's you courage? What's the motto on the New Hampshire plates "live
> Free or Die" How about just the DIE part?
I didn't say we needed permission from you - only Albertans can grant that
in a referendum.
I said you have permission to boot us out if you are unhappy.
Consider your constitution to be a "pre-nup".
Having been to New Hampshire (lovely state - Vermont is too but I haven't
been to Maine, shame on me) I can say the "die" part is just a statement.
No one wants anyone to die - only a sick mind thinks that way.
The State of Alberta
> we're just hoping for a grand cru this year so I have to order some new
> platinum flutes from Cartiers. Do hope They arrive before the season.
>
> BTW has the smell abated in the streets of Calgary with the onset of
winter?
Come to think of it, they are starting to smell a bit. Must be the gold
pavement wearing off because of all the people moving here.
The State of Alberta
> Me thinks you doth protest too much. You could have left anytime you know
> but obviously you were selling your soul and suffered the consequences;
what
> little mind you had has gone never to return; replaced with a load of AB
> horseshit. Maybe you should have gone to some third world country where
> you'd have been a real important person?
What 'consequences' could those be? Either suffer one more minute of
Ontario's greed or live according to our means as a state in the Union?
The latter sounds pleasant compared to the former. Then we could extend
I-15 all the way to Edmonton with federal interstate money.
We could adopt the Mega Millions as our state lottery, adopt more democratic
institutions, hand over the military bases to the US Army and Air Force,
have no state sales or income taxes, and an Alaska-style rebate.
It can all be ours when Alberta secedes.
The State of Alberta
> I love it the moral highground. I guess you got a real happy bunch of
Metis
> out there eh? And the Hutterites are all thought of as an integral part of
> the community right? As to the FLQ I shudder to think the treatment they'd
> get today so that might be a lesson to AB who knows? Hindsight is always
> 20/20.
The facts presented in 1970 were limited by government secrecy rules. Now
that more is being revealed a more disturbing picture is emerging. One of a
greedy man looking for an excuse to suspend human rights. Problem was the
FLQ weren't the terrorists - the Army was for occupying Quebec and Montreal.
It's called revision.
> Better TV you can get it now just pay for it or be brave and get a grey
> market satellite dish, its illegal but what the hell you're all rough
tough
> rockem sockem cowboys, saving the world for beef. Besides whats better
than
> Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake or Survivor or Baywatch?
What we watch is our business - but the fear remains of an invasion by
federal troops on the orders of Bell Canada, interested in protecting its
Supreme Court ordered monopoly. The local authorities lack the time and
funding to enforce that rule, so the Army will do it for them. That is
another reason to disband the military.
> You be careful I hear the pressgangs are going to be out and about looking
> for a few good men to toil in the sulphur mines at Yonge and Dundas to
> improve the fortunes of the Irvings and MaCains.
Thank goodness I'm not in Ontario then.
The State of Alberta
"Karen Gordon" <ar...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message
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> (K): Alberta can't even export beef to the U.S. with bone in it.... never-
> mind being the 'backbone of' anything.
In good time that will change, no thanks to Canada's hostility.
> And as long as you're getting transfer payments from Ottawa, and your
> premier is begging for Ottawa's compensation for your mad-cow fiasco with
> your south-of-the-border friends, you're on the RECEIVING end of good
> graces from Canadians, not the other way around. Better start practicing
> humility, Britton..... Iraq is supplying the U.S. with oil now and your
> American pals don't want your beef. What the hell else are you going to
> support your arrogance with?
Oh come now even Iraq couldn't supply all of America's needs - you know
that.
Like Ontario, we have a ready market for our goods; but unlike them, we like
our neighbors.
Since when have you Canadians been nice to anyone? You don't like people -
just money.
And we can shovel snow without army help.
Black Jacque Shellacque
"The Right One" wrote:
>It was 100 billion
>
>
I stand corrected. Mind you among the liberal losers, what's a few
billion dollars? The liberal credo is that if you need more money,
there is always the taxpayer to go back to.
--
Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
-Jeff Foxworthy
Black Jacque Shellacque
santa wrote:
>Crime against humanity! you putz. you trivialize evil.
>what a bag of shit.
>
His choice of words may be questionable, but he is right in that it was
a crime. The liberals could not care less about their criminal actions
or the people that they hurt. I wonder how many families and lives that
they destroyed in the name of their 'national' policy? Shameful.
Reason
""The Right One"" <te...@rightpoint.ca> wrote in message
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> It was 100 billion
167 billion, according to Robert Mansell, University of Calgary.
Reason
"Karen Gordon" <ar...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message
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> > We have a 100 billion in credit from the feds
> > Mike remember.
> >
> > With Mcgoonty now in Ontario, Alberta is now
> > the economic backbone of Canada.
>
> (K): Alberta can't even export beef to the U.S. with bone in it.... never-
> mind being the 'backbone of' anything.
>
> premier is begging for Ottawa's compensation for your mad-cow fiasco with
> your south-of-the-border friends, you're on the RECEIVING end of good
> graces from Canadians, not the other way around. Better start practicing
> humility, Britton..... Iraq is supplying the U.S. with oil now and your
> American pals don't want your beef. What the hell else are you going to
> support your arrogance with?
The Give and Take of Confederation:
the net gain (loss), by province, through federal transfers from the
1960's through the 1990's (billions of 1999' $)
Newfoundland 74
Ontario (81)
Prince Edward Island 19
Manitoba 65
Nova Scotia 120
Saskatchewan 43
New Brunswick 79
Alberta (167)
Quebec 202
British Columbia (9)
*source: Robert Mansell, University of Calgary
DevilsPGD
<freea...@canadasucks.orb> did ramble:
>What 'consequences' could those be? Either suffer one more minute of
>Ontario's greed or live according to our means as a state in the Union?
>
>The latter sounds pleasant compared to the former. Then we could extend
>I-15 all the way to Edmonton with federal interstate money.
>
>We could adopt the Mega Millions as our state lottery, adopt more democratic
>institutions, hand over the military bases to the US Army and Air Force,
>have no state sales or income taxes, and an Alaska-style rebate.
>
>It can all be ours when Alberta secedes.
All that in exchange for our freedom... At least if we end up working
with the US too closely.
--
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
The State of Alberta
"DevilsPGD" <hey...@crazyhat.net> wrote in message
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> All that in exchange for our freedom... At least if we end up working
> with the US too closely.
How much closer can North America be?
Alberta would have more freedom as a state than as a vassal province of the
corporate rich in Ontario.
Greg Macdonald
<freea...@canadasucks.orb> spake:
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>> YOU are a pathetic case If you knew anything about Toronto you'd know that
>> Jane and Finch is the Canadian equivalent of the "Projects" in Chicago or
>> DC. It ain't pretty but if you freaks from AB think its rich things must
>be
>> really shitty where you are.
>
>I am familiar with Jane and Finch because I lived in your hellhole for many
>years and hated every second of it.
>
>I've also been to the projects in Chicago and DC, not to mention other
>places, and they are far nicer than Toronto.
If you are stating that the projects in Chicago are nicer than
Toronto, then you are either completely deluded or a liar.
>But because Toronto people are spoiled by the feds, anyone living there
>regardless of social circumstances, is rich compared to non-Ontarians.
Guess what corner your amazing logic has painted you into this time,
"State"? You've asserted that
a) Toronto is not as 'nice' as the projects in Chicago and DC
b) Toronto is richer than anywhere else in Canada
which leads to the conclusion that all of Canada, including your
beloved Alberta, is worse off than the Chicago projects.
If this is true, why on Earth would anyone want to move to your
hellhole of a province?
>Time to start sharing your wealth. Make all necessary cuts including
>disbanding the CBC
the CBC's head office is in Ottawa
>Nazi Film Board
The National Film Board's head office is in Ottawa
>"Canadian Heritage Dept", and the
>military.
Guess where their head offices are?
I thought you said Toronto was the spoiled city. Are you confused?
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-Elbert Hubbard
Pham Nuwen
> Alberta would have more freedom as a state than as a vassal province
> of the corporate rich in Ontario.
Maybe, but why trade a dictator in Ottawa for a dictator in Washington?
If we separate it better be for true freedom and independence. I'd pick
up a gun, and shoot any eastern bastard that tried to stop us, but I'd
also shoot the first American who tried to take over too.
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The State of Alberta
"Pham Nuwen" <pham.n...@libertydice.org> wrote in message
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> The State of Alberta wrote:
> > Alberta would have more freedom as a state than as a vassal province
> > of the corporate rich in Ontario.
>
> Maybe, but why trade a dictator in Ottawa for a dictator in Washington?
> If we separate it better be for true freedom and independence. I'd pick
> up a gun, and shoot any eastern bastard that tried to stop us, but I'd
> also shoot the first American who tried to take over too.
The US would only formally take over if we democratically allow it.
The Canadians think they own us and that we're squatters on their territory.
True freedom and independence is a myth - we simply have to gain as much as
we can, and Canada isn't offering any.
The State of Alberta
"Greg Macdonald" <mr_mac_...@SPAMSUCKShotmail.com> wrote in message
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> If you are stating that the projects in Chicago are nicer than
> Toronto, then you are either completely deluded or a liar.
Perhaps I hold a view different from yours, which in your opinion means I am
insane.
I think you're the biased one.
> Guess what corner your amazing logic has painted you into this time,
> "State"? You've asserted that
>
> a) Toronto is not as 'nice' as the projects in Chicago and DC
> b) Toronto is richer than anywhere else in Canada
>
> which leads to the conclusion that all of Canada, including your
> beloved Alberta, is worse off than the Chicago projects.
Since even the poorest state, Mississippi, has a higher per-capita income
than the richest Canadian "province", Ontario, that is not an unfair
comparison.
If that is indeed the case, then Alberta has to become a state. Why would
we want to follow you down?
> If this is true, why on Earth would anyone want to move to your
> hellhole of a province?
Because to many it is where they can start a new life - ask the thousands of
Ontarians who move here each year.
> >Time to start sharing your wealth. Make all necessary cuts including
> >disbanding the CBC
>
> the CBC's head office is in Ottawa
>
> >Nazi Film Board
>
> The National Film Board's head office is in Ottawa
What about that huge building on Front Street? Isn't that where the CNC and
the NFB have their headquarters?
It doesn't really matter - Toronto controls what happens in Ottawa anyway.
> >"Canadian Heritage Dept", and the
> >military.
>
> Guess where their head offices are?
>
> I thought you said Toronto was the spoiled city. Are you confused?
Not at all. The location of a head office simply means where people go to
work, not who controls the company.
Toronto controls the feds, and the feds (apparently) control the CNC and
NFB. Disband them now to save billions.
santa
pucks and pee pools. Do hope things get better ever thought of ranching
cattle I hear that's an up and coming endeavour!
BTW we could ship you some crusts of bread if you really think you need
them.
And keep the tax money coming otherwise its out in the cold for you.
claus
"The State of Alberta" <freea...@canadasucks.orb> wrote in message
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santa
American masters would be anymore benevolent than Canadian ones? Do you
thing the Bushs are nicer than the Irvings, that Ross Pierot is a kinder
person than Paul Martin, that the Wal-Mart folks are better task-masters
than the pricks at CIBC? Little boy it don't matter; you gonna get fucked
over by whoever has the brass. The only difference is up here they pretend
to kiss you after and if your really really nice they might put a little
(very little) Vaseline on your ass before the rod is inserted and snapped
off.
If AB is getting screwed which I sincerely doubt its only cause its full of
people like you so simple of mind that they thought the GST was going to
disappear; yah right after the sun rises in the west in the northern
hemisphere.
claus
"The State of Alberta" <freea...@canadasucks.orb> wrote in message
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santa
another. We bore each other to death with talk. Most participants die from
old age, that's why it's such a nice country. Forget this gun shit, you've
been watching too many American TV shows and listening to Canadian born
assholes whistle in the wind.
claus
"Pham Nuwen" <pham.n...@libertydice.org> wrote in message
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santa
Have you thought of going to Australia to harvest Kangaroo shit or maybe
India to sort medical waste or perhaps work in the coal mines of China. You
got no balls boy you like the barbers cat full of piss and wind.
"The State of Alberta" <freea...@canadasucks.orb> wrote in message
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santa
"Greg Macdonald" <mr_mac_...@SPAMSUCKShotmail.com> wrote in message
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Mr. Macdonald,
Please stick (more or less) to the subject of this thread. If you continue
to confuse the afflicted in AB with logic instead of sarcastic commentary as
to their intellectual capabilities, it is possible they might not play
again. Logic to them is like water was to the wicked witch of the west in
the Wizard of Oz, logic dissolves them into a pile on the golden streets of
AB to be blown away by the warm winter winds coming down from Fort
MacMurray.
There is hope though I hear the new C/Crap will be sending missionaries west
after the next spring break-up to spread the gospel according to Ontario to
the poor ignorants of AB.
Save a soul! BUY an AB burger.
claus
santa
"Black Jacque Shellacque" <spam...@are.vermin> wrote in message
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BJS,
spare us the pathos "lives destroyed" what a crock. AB was/is part of any
national policy Anything that's happened in Canada has happened withthe full
participation of the inmates of Albert and Quebec and......
What criminal actions the NEP I hardly think so the FLQ crisis. If I
remember rightly the only guy killed was Pierre LAPorte and he was a govt
employee done by the terrorists. Aboriginal policies are a crock. All you
upstanding citizens in AB were standing in line to grab a piece of the
action from the railways for next to nothing when they started to sell off
the land granted by the government. The question of original ownership is a
can of worms at best. Because someone says something was there's doesn't
make it so.
claus
santa
"The State of Alberta" <freea...@canadasucks.orb> wrote in message
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: "santa" <Sa...@sheets.com> wrote in message
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Read about it again dopey. It's still history and it's still interpretation
and you know what the victory writes the books, always have always will.
I bet you toil for some big eastern head office company though or some oil
company whose HQ are in Texas or London UK so your still a fucking peasant.
claus
santa
"Karen Gordon" <ar...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message
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: "\"The Right One\"" (te...@rightpoint.ca) writes:
: > We have a 100 billion in credit from the feds
: > Mike remember.
: >
: > With Mcgoonty now in Ontario, Alberta is now
: > the economic backbone of Canada.
:
: (K): Alberta can't even export beef to the U.S. with bone in it.... never-
: mind being the 'backbone of' anything.
:
: And as long as you're getting transfer payments from Ottawa, and your
: premier is begging for Ottawa's compensation for your mad-cow fiasco with
: your south-of-the-border friends, you're on the RECEIVING end of good
: graces from Canadians, not the other way around. Better start practicing
: humility, Britton..... Iraq is supplying the U.S. with oil now and your
: American pals don't want your beef. What the hell else are you going to
: support your arrogance with?
: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: November 2004 - The Correction of an Error
: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She's correct right one, you little virgins are going to be kept on ice
until the going gets tough and then Uncle Sam is just gonna drop his pants
and come over the border and do you over like a twenty dollar hooker in a
football team locker room at half time He's just gonna pump you dry and
when he leaves he won't even kiss you goodbye.
Something to look forward too eh?
claus
santa
"The State of Alberta" <freea...@canadasucks.orb> wrote in message
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: "Karen Gordon" <ar...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message
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we're being nice to you now! only kind humane people communicate with curs
on the street.
Claus
santa
"Reason" <pj...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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: ""The Right One"" <te...@rightpoint.ca> wrote in message
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: > It was 100 billion
:
: 167 billion, according to Robert Mansell, University of Calgary.
:
Funny a couple of years back we all read about some guys who had succeeded
with cold fusion too. They we PhDs I believe. Strange no-one has bee able
to duplicate their results sad too in a way cause if they had the oil and
gas in Alberta would be as important as a supply of buggy whips although in
AB there'd still be a need for lots of Vaseline for guys like you to grease
up you heads before you stuck em up your asses.
claus
Pham Nuwen
> Nuwen, you wanna be a Canadian?
No, I want to be free. Nationalism, and Nation States are for those who
can't handle other people being free.
> Canadians don't by and large shoot one another.
It's hard to when the State has so effectively disarmed the populous.
> We bore each other to death with talk.
Most of it Statist drivel like yours.
> Most participants die from old age, that's why it's such a nice
> country.
No it's a nice country because the land provides us lots of
opportunities still that the Statists haven't stolen from us YET.
> Forget this gun shit, you've been watching too many American TV shows
> and listening to Canadian born assholes whistle in the wind.
Those not willing to defend freedom, don't deserve it.
Pham Nuwen
> The US would only formally take over if we democratically allow it.
Two words: Manifest Destiny.
IOW don't count on it.
> The Canadians think they own us and that we're squatters on their territory.
All Nation States at some level view their citizens as Slaves.
> True freedom and independence is a myth - we simply have to gain as much as
> we can, and Canada isn't offering any.
Neither is the US.
Freedom and Independence is no myth, just a concept that scares too many
people, because they think they can be coddled by the State without a price.
Pham Nuwen
> Shithead why don't you leave? I'll tell you why no one else wants
> you.
Ah the old "love it or leave it" fallacy.
> You got no balls boy you like the barbers cat full of piss and wind.
And your like the barbers dog lapping it up.
nshi...@columbus.rr.com
We don't want to eat your sick cows. You get that under control, we'll with
take your beef. Then, now or later.
You don't "like" us for that? Ain't that just too damned bad. Quit crying.
"Sgt Slaughter" <Sgt_Sl...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 08:57:08 -0500, "santa" <Sa...@sheets.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Micheal Wilson" <me@home_in_downtownTO.ca> wrote in message
> >news:iyKmb.30104$XO.16...@news20.bellglobal.com...
> >:
> >: "The State of Alberta" <freea...@canadasucks.orb> wrote in message
> >: news:gJ1mb.161642$9l5.149386@pd7tw2no...
> >: >
> >: > "Nomen Nescio" <nob...@dizum.com> wrote in message
> >: > news:3052b9d646dbbb5e...@dizum.com...
> >: > > The rest of Canada deserves an answer.
> >: >
> >:
> >:
> >:
> >: > b) because we incur Toronto's wrath because we can appeal directly to
> >: > Washington when we have problems, and usually get what we want.
> >:
> >: Like with the American ban on your beef? I seem to remember Albertans
> >: pleading with the feds to fix that one for them.
> >:
> >:
> >: Mike
> >:
> >:
> >:
> >
> >Mike, your playing dirty. the truth is not a respected commodity in AB.
> >
> >BTW its interesting a lot of stores where I live in ON have signs up "we
> >sell only Ontario beef" I wonder why?
> >
> >claus
> >
> >claus
>
>
> Would that be the deadstock from Aylmers? must be because its cheaper
>
>
> Sgt
santa
Nuwan, I just love it when the last guy in the boat starts telling everyone
how to row it. You really are in the wrong country you belong is US. There
you can carry a gun and live in a nice ethnic ghetto and carry around all
the shit you used to have in your old homeland. Of course you can also get
life for possession of Marijuana or for being caught for shop lifting three
times. They also go in big particularly in Texas for executing poor people
especially those that look a little different. You go if you want I'll chip
in some money to get you in.
BTW enjoy the excellent healthcare that's available if you have the money.
I hear they really look after you good if your sick right up to the time
they execute you.
What is a statist? You wouldn't mean Stalinist would you?
claus
santa
with sick cows you just load your beef up with E. COli or similar when you
make hamburger out of it. How long ago was there 26 million Kilos recalled
due to contamination? Dead is dead just that CJD takes a little longer and
the victims sometimes get to dance for you. E. COli, they just puke and
shit all over the place great for the depends market though.
I'm glad we had this little exchange
be afraid very afraid.
claus
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: Well, once again, this is pretty silly.
:
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