Celerons Stay Away!
Ted Perlman
get this, wanted to bring it over to my studio for me to check out! To avoid
any further such foolishness, I post the following rules which shall apply
hereforth:
1.No computer bearing any chip named either "Celeron" or "Celery" shall be
allowed within 500 feet of my studio.
2.No computer running on such chips will be allowed to work on any project I
am involved with.
3.All projects henceforth shall bear the following label that shall be
clearly visible to the naked eye:
"NOT MADE WITH VEGETABLE COMPUTER COMPONENTS"
4.All email originating on a computer equipped with a Celeron chip will be
rejected and deleted promptly.
5.Any mention of the name "Celeron" shall be considered a felony whilst on
my property, and shall be punishable by an appropriate penalty.
6.All musical projects created on any model "Celeron" shall be destroyed
immediately upon receipt.
These are the laws. If you have any further dealings with me, please follow
them.
Thank you.
Ted Perlman
Scott Vita
> One of the members of these Newsgroups put together a Celeron system, and,
> get this, wanted to bring it over to my studio for me to check out
Who was kind enough to do such a thing?
Scott Vita
David Light
<ted...@pacbell.net> wrote:
Very good rules, but of course your going to have to delete/destroy
this post now!
>One of the members of these Newsgroups put together a Celeron system, and,
pete leoni
no one jumps out of his window or anything.
pete
Ted Perlman <ted...@pacbell.net> wrote in article
<7dpce9$t...@hope.harvard.net>...
Are Westby
follow
> >them.
> >
Geewhiz, you must have way too much time on your hands pal..
\are westby
Are Westby
Nick P. Roznak
doesn't matter since my office is on the first floor.
NickPeter <><
Larry Curry
Post for the Perleronians from a Celeronian
Mike Sparti
Are o/c'ed PII's ok? My PII233 will do 300mhz.
I'd gladly take my Cel chip out and put in my PII233 chip if you could
give me some daw work. (g)
Mike Sparti
Ted Perlman wrote:
> One of the members of these Newsgroups put together a Celeron system, and,
> get this, wanted to bring it over to my studio for me to check out! To avoid
> any further such foolishness, I post the following rules which shall apply
> hereforth:
>
> 1.No computer bearing any chip named either "Celeron" or "Celery" shall be
> allowed within 500 feet of my studio.
>
> 2.No computer running on such chips will be allowed to work on any project I
> am involved with.
>
> 3.All projects henceforth shall bear the following label that shall be
> clearly visible to the naked eye:
>
> "NOT MADE WITH VEGETABLE COMPUTER COMPONENTS"
>
> 4.All email originating on a computer equipped with a Celeron chip will be
> rejected and deleted promptly.
>
> 5.Any mention of the name "Celeron" shall be considered a felony whilst on
> my property, and shall be punishable by an appropriate penalty.
>
> 6.All musical projects created on any model "Celeron" shall be destroyed
> immediately upon receipt.
>
> These are the laws. If you have any further dealings with me, please follow
> them.
>
> Thank you.
>
> Ted Perlman
David Alvarado
My Celerig lives in a mobile rack case - ready to be deployed at a moments
notice. I'm in Anaheim and I know you're somewhere in LA. If I ever find out
where, I can probably be there within an hour to do a "drive by". Alls I
need now is a beefy power inverter for the car so that I can have it running
while I come down the street. Yeah, I'll jack it up to 504Mhz and run the
Final Reality test in loop mode with full "CD-quality" audio enabled! I
wouldn't bother doing it for just anyone. But for you, Pealman... THE WORLD.
You can't hide, Pearlman. We're EVERYWHERE.
BTW: A friend of mine at Paramount is sending me the Van Damme flick as soon
as its on home video. I can't wait to hear it.
-David Alvarado
Ted Perlman wrote in message <7dpce9$t...@hope.harvard.net>...
Ted Perlman
You got that shit right.
Also, add to the list:
1.Virus-phobe
2.HIV-phobe
3.Leaky boat-phobe
4.Bad pilot-phobe
5.Corvair-phobe
6.Poison Ivy-phobe
7.Bad musician-phobe
8.Bad singer-phobe
9.No clients-phobe
10.Fried-computer-phobe
Ted Perlman
Serge Stodolnik
I can do even better than that!
I have plenty of off timne on genuine AVID 3.6
16 tracks (24 virtual) system, based on 8100 Mac.
All antique ventage, slow as hell, crashes at least
3 times per session. 4 genuine AVID 10Gigs HDDs
(guy paid originally $10,000.00+ for each).
But you can brag that it is made on original ventage
Mac "Complitely Celeron Free"...
Mike Sparti wrote:
>
> Ted,
> Are o/c'ed PII's ok? My PII233 will do 300mhz.
> I'd gladly take my Cel chip out and put in my PII233 chip if you could
> give me some daw work. (g)
> Mike Sparti
>
> Ted Perlman wrote:
>
> > One of the members of these Newsgroups put together a Celeron system, and,
> > get this, wanted to bring it over to my studio for me to check out! To avoid
> > any further such foolishness, I post the following rules which shall apply
> > hereforth:
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Mir
Just curious :)
Adam
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Eric Deibler
eric
pete leoni
Eric Deibler <edei...@cub.kcnet.org> wrote in article
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>
> > 5.Corvair-phobe
The Corvair was a fine automobile
>> Bad pilot phobe
> > .No clients-phobe
These two go together
Better get ahead of the power curve, time does not stand still.
pete
bit_rat
Bob Beals
Eric Deibler <edei...@cub.kcnet.org> wrote in message
news:37016165...@cub.kcnet.org...
> Whatsamatter with the Corvair!?<g>
Nothing as long as you don't mind the possibility of being flame-broiled in
an accident.
Actually, I think the corvair got a bad rap on that.
Jim Roseberry
>
>The Corvair was a fine automobile
Until you got into a serious crash...
Nothing to support the front end, so occupents were exposed to the full
brunt...
no crash/no problem
Jim Roseberry
Studio Cat Productions
Studio Cat Software (Audio Software/Hardware)
1-888-873-8855
www.studiocat.com
j...@studiocat.com
pete leoni
want to feel, sometime this depends on the risks they are willing to take.
You will never feel more alive than riding down the road on a fine
motorcycle, of flying a fine old vintage airplane, or maybe in a Corvair
convertible with the top down going 90. I would think that riding in a
Corvair would be a lot less risky than riding on a motorcycle, in fact I
know that from personal experience. Don't let the government, or a bunch of
lawyers, and insurance companies stop you from living my friend. Or scare
you enough to stop living. Some things are worth the small amount of risk
associated with doing them. The Corvair was a joy to drive I owned 3 of
them. The engine was a Superb Continental aircraft design, and there has
never been anything like it since.
pete
Jim Roseberry <jimros...@sprynet.com> wrote in article
<7dtdqa$b...@hope.harvard.net>...
Eric Deibler
>
> Life is a risk, it can't be risk free. A person must decide how alive they
> want to feel, sometime this depends on the risks they are willing to take.
> You will never feel more alive than riding down the road on a fine
> motorcycle, of flying a fine old vintage airplane, or maybe in a Corvair
> convertible with the top down going 90.
You said it, Pete! I can't wait for things to warm up just a bit more.
A new head gasket for my Yamaha and I'm a happy boy!(And no, I'm *not*
talking about a DSPFactory)!! Its just a 450 Special, and an '81 at
that, but it makes me happy. Its the wind, its the sense of
connectedness w/the world around you (as opposed to being encased in
steel and fiberglass), its the knowledge that you could ball it up and
turn yourself into hamburger within 2 seconds.... And then some.
(Maybe we should take this over to the coffeehouse).
eric
Neole
Neole
Bill Ruys
news:7dv9ik$i...@hope.harvard.net...
> I just wrecked my car last week...
>
> Neole
>
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