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Surely even cleavage-obsessed filmmakers ought to, at first, be filmmakers, yes? So, dear randy directors-to-be, why can't you loyally remake Porky's or the Carry On movies or simply, in a take on American Pie, let some kid diddle a dhokla?
One of the fundamental problems with Hindi sex-comedies (or porn-coms or whatever they are calling themselves now) is that nobody really has sex, they merely nudge and wink enough times to give Eric Idle a hiccuping fit.
The recent controversies that revolve around 'Udta Punjab' has angered many. From the fans to the media to Bollywoodcelebrities, everyone has spoken against Pahlaj Nihalani's stupid comments onthe title and the cuss words in the movie. Everyone has come in support of themovie which now has over 90 cuts and CBFC demands removal of Punjab from thetitle as it puts the state in bad light. It's quite depressing that reality istrying to be hidden and what should've been banned ran in the theatres incomplete swing. Here's a list of 10 movies that CBFC should have banned, butdidn't.
Vulgarity isn't this Sunny Leone-starrer's biggest problem,lack of originality is. An adult comedy that was not just vulgar but had astoryline that did not impress anyone who enjoyed original cinema. Ever heardof irrelevant movies that you wouldn't watch even if you're paid a bomb? Well,Mastizaade totally falls into that category where Sunny Leone plays a doublerole Lily and Laila Lele who organize treatments for sex addicts. Mastizaade isfilled with situations and character traits familiar from numerous otherraunchy Bollywood comedies of the past two decades, right down to a scene inwhich Tusshar and Vir Das are spotted in an awkward position where they appearto be - but are not - boinking each other and a horse.
Himesh Reshammiya definitely did not understand the boxoffice collection from his previous movies. We like your music, but neither dowe like your singing nor your utterly crap movies Mr.Reshammiya (with extranostril room). When you plan to recreate a movie that created history in theIndian cinema, you are for sure under a hell lot of pressure. But, that doesn'tgive you benefit of a doubt that you can go ahead and just spoil even theoriginal one for all of us. No, the numerology did not help this HimeshReshammiya starrer in any way. A remake that actually ruined the legacy of theoriginal one.
One director who was known to make movies that spoke aboutreality and the dark side of the glam world in a logical way, but I guess helost the plot in the successful masterpieces he created. Madhur Bhandarkar'slatest venture where he explored the world of, well, calender girls, wasanother disappointing affair we had to deal with this year. Most of the filmwas about close-ups of female anatomy and the rest was a bland narration aboutjudging the characters of the said females - you are good only if you are nottoo ambitious. Thanks Mr Bhandarkar, but please save the lecture!
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