WATER CHEMIST FOUND GUILTY OF ADDING PHEROMONES TO TAP WATER TO 'TURN POPULATION GAY'

[Otis Brinton]

A San Francisco water chemist was found guilty yesterday of chemically
altering San Francisco’s water supply.

Jeffrey Bain, 43, has been charged with endangering public health, safety
or the environment in the second degree with the motive of “attempting to
modify by chemical means the population’s sexual orientation.”

Bain was forced to admit in court he had lowered the thresholds for levels
of pesticides and pheromones allowed in the city’s tap water by up to
4000% on his work shifts because he believed “they made people turn gay.”

“There is nothing wrong with being gay and if I can help our community
thrive and be more numerous I think it makes the city more enjoyable for
all,” he told an unimpressed judge.

“Bain dreamt of a world where everyone was gay and where homosexuals would
be hunted down by police and put in jail where they would be coerced into
homosexual sex until they changed their sexual orientation,” one former
co-worker told reporters.

Some health experts claim this is a historically unprecedented
experimentation on a mass scale on any American city population ever to
occur.

“Studies have shown that in countries where restrictions on pesticides and
pheromones do not exist, such as China, levels of the homosexual
population have skyrocketed. One of every two people in China is now gay,”
one expert told us when reached by phone.

Some experts believe the experimentation could have begun under his
mentor, Eildreich Bunderberg, a German-American chemist who presided over
the city’s tap water facility for over 35 years.

Eildreich Bunderberg, who was previously a professor at Munich’s
Department of Chemistry during the 1990s, became famous for his studies on
the effects of pheromones on the sexual orientation of frogs.

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