Deadly PJs
Prateek Arora
us k ghar le gaya aur 100 rs liya. actually, it wouldn't have
costed more than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he
was not able to see anything.kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then,
raat hote hi, uski aankh theekh ho gayi and he was able to see everything
clearly.
WHY?
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Champi, > > the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and
she
rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu
is
very sad,
so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see- saw at the
garden.
Suddenly the see- saw breaks... and they burst to a
song................... guess which one............................
See- Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr...toot jaata hai....toot
jaata hai...toot jaata hai....!!!!!
A man is riding on his bike through a very dense forest in the evening. After about an hour he sees a peacock appear all of a sudden in the way - and the peacock is smiling at him.
The man feels its kinda weird and carries on traveling. Another hour passes and he sees the same peacock again in the middle of the road smiling at him.
The man is a little scared now, but says to himself that he is just tired and is just imagining things and carries on with his ride.
Yet another hour passes and he finds the peacock again appearing out of nowhere smiling at him.........
Why is this happening?????
Because the man is riding TVS Victor and so "More smiles per hour".
NOTE: (for the firangs and duffers - a 'More' is a peacock in Hindi)
In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?
The other 9 fish are crying.................
A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???
Automatically ( Auto-Mein-Takli).....:)
Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. So he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai???
The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
HASINA
Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat?
How will you do it?
Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.
Another deadly answer:
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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Rishab Arora
Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat?
How will you do it?
ans3..
ek cig ko side mein rakhdo aur dusri ko praise karne lago... matlab ... jaise,"yaar tu kya mast ciggarette hai... so handsome etc etc"... to dusri cig jealousy se jalna shuru ho jaegi... heheheh
--==ChillaX==--
;-) Rishab