FW:

[mayank makkar]

>From: <ashat...@connexions-india.com>
>Reply-To: <ashat...@connexions-india.com>
>To: <anirud...@gmail.com>,"''Ashvin Dewan - USA'"
><ashvin...@yahoo.com>,<bar...@connexions-india.com>,<freako...@gmail.com>,"''Kartik
>Tuteja (yahoo'" <kartik...@yahoo.com>,<kartik...@gmail.com>,"''Madan
>Anirudh - Yahoo'"
><anirudh_...@yahoo.co.in>,<madan...@gmail.com>,<mayank...@hotmail.com>,"mohit
>arora" <moh...@yahoo.com>,"''Rasik Makkar'"
><rma...@ndf.vsnl.net.in>,"''Sanjeev Makker - personal'"
><sanjee...@yahoo.com>,<seemama...@yahoo.com>,"''Vanita Dewan'"
><vani...@yahoo.com>
>Subject: FW:
>Date: Thu, 9 Nov 2006 18:16:50 +0530
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>Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle
>bhi
>100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
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>Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know
>why?Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
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>A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
>Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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>Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
>A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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>Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
>Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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>Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
>Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
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