K.C.S.E

[Allan Gerh]

1) A normal person X wants to become a politician. What would you deductfrom

him to make him one?

a) Common Sense
b) Honesty
c) Brains
d) All the above

2) A man voluntarily flies to the Hague and back on a commercial jet in
a total
of five hours. Assuming the distance to Hague is 10,000 Km, how long
will he
take to come back if he goes there in handcuffs?

3) Mr. Wetangula bought a piece of land for 1.1 billion which is 200%
higher
than the cost price. How much will the transaction cost him?
a) His reputation
b) His job
c) His Salary
d) All the above

4) The city council charges Ksh 140 to park a car in Nairobi and clamp
it if
the owner doesnt pay and charge him an additional Ksh 1500. If a VITZ
owner
doesnt pay parking, how much will the owner pay in total if the car is
clamped?

a) A Vitz is not a car
b) Ksh 20: The equivalent of children park-entry fees.
c) They cant clamp the wheel of a Vitz. Its too small.
d) He wont pay. He'd rather buy a new Vitz. Its cheaper.

5) Using a pair of Compasses and a ruler, calculate the safest distance
a
person next to Raila should stand to avoid being hit by his head when
he is
speaking.

6) A ministry is allocated 5 billion shillings. Which of these
politicians will
embezzle the funds the fastest?

a) Geoffrey Majiwa
b) Moses Wetangula
c) Charity Ngilu
d) William Ruto

7) An average person reads a speech in One hour, Thirty five minutes.
How long
will it take Kibaki to read the same speech?

a) Hakuuuuuuna Haaaja.