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[ABHISHEK SHARMA]

CIGARETTE: 
A pinch of tobacco 
rolled in paper 
with fire at one end 
and a fool at the other! 
  

MARRIAGE: 
It's an agreement 
wherein 
a man loses his bachelor degree 
and a woman gains her master 


LECTURE: 
An art of transmitting Information 
from the notes of the lecturer 
to the notes of students 
without passing through the minds 
of either 

CONFERENCE: 
The confusion of one man 
multiplied by the 
number present 

COMPROMISE: 
The art of dividing 
a cake in such a way that 
everybody believes 
he got the biggest piece 

TEARS: 
The hydraulic force by which 
masculine will power is 
defeated by feminine water-power! 

DICTIONARY: 
A place where divorce comes 
before marriage 

CONFERENCE ROOM: 
A place where everybody talks, 
nobody listens 
and everybody disagrees later on 

ECSTASY: 
A feeling when you feel 
you are going to feel 
a feeling 
you have never felt before 

CLASSIC: 
A book 
which people praise, 
but never read 

SMILE: 
A curve 
that can set 
a lot of things straight! 

OFFICE: 
A place 
where you can relax 
after your strenuous 
home life 

YAWN: 
The only time 
when some married men 
ever get to open 
their mouth 

ETC: 
A sign 
to make others believe 
that you know 
more than 
you actually do 

COMMITTEE: 
Individuals 
who can do 
nothing individually 
and sit to decide 
that nothing can be done 
together 

EXPERIENCE: 
The name 
men give 
to their 
Mistakes 

ATOM BOMB: 
An invention 
to bring an end 
to all 
inventions 

PHILOSOPHER: 
A fool 
who torments himself 
during life, 
to be spoken of 
when dead 

DIPLOMAT: 
A person 
who tells you 
to go to hell 
in such a way 
that you actually look forward 
to the trip 

OPPORTUNIST: 
A person 
who starts taking bath 
if he 
accidentally falls 
into a river 

OPTIMIST: 
A person 
who while falling 
from EIFFEL TOWER 
says in midway 
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" 

PESSIMIST: 
A person 
who says that 
O is the last letter 
in ZERO, 
Instead of the first letter 
in OPPORTUNITY 

MISER: 
A person 
who lives poor 
so that 
he can die RICH! 

FATHER: 
A banker 
provided by 
nature 

CRIMINAL: 
A guy 
no different 
from the other, 
unless he gets caught 

BOSS: 
Someone 
who is early 
when you are late 
and late 
when you are early 

POLITICIAN: 
One who 
shakes your hand 
before elections 
and your Confidence 
Later 

DOCTOR: 
A person 
who kills 
your ills 
by pills, 
and kills you 
by his bills!

 

 

 

  

--
regards
abhishek sharma