First, I apologize,
The past 2 1/2 months have been absolutely crazy. Things are better now. I know I promised to do something for someone for a quiz, but have no idea what. If I owe anything to you, please let me know and I will get it to you.
Second,
for the nerd humor quiz, here is one joke, and a website that has 21 pretty good jokes on it. Whoever is making it, feel free to use or not use any that you wish.
A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.
The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and
shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.
The statistician yells "We got him!"
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/jokes-only-nerds-will-understandCyril (popestcyril)