Hash Trash on BPH3 Run No 1643 of 10_October_2021
Domján Ferenc
Participants:
1. Bankrupt (RA and stand-in hash cash)
2. Paprika Smiley
3. Kinky Cooper
4. Paul Pinky Riser
5. Titty Tata (the only female hasher of the day)
6. Sasquatch
7. Sticky Wicket
8. Anal-List (hare)
9. Girl on Top (hare)
10. Snake Charmer (hare on the trail)
11. Bang Cock (missing in action)
12. Rabies (official hash song and your humble scribe)
All three hares were exempt from hash fee, legally, in order to encourage haring in the future. Otherwise everybody else did pay, apparently, except for our lost veteran, Bang Cock.
The hares arbitrarily changed the starting hour to 11:00 AM, instead of the traditional standard 11:30.
In addition, our regular meeting place (the upper riverside quay at Batthyány square) was occupied by the ongoing Budapest Marathon Run in the rain.
The related information was sent out only Sunday morning, in the last minute, which resulted a little turmoil from the very beginning. Especially some old farts got confused, like me, for instance.
Bang Cock went early, took M2 subway and a suburban bus, all alone, instead of waiting for the rest of the pack. None of us could see him again, not on that day. Rumor says that he got upset and returned home very soon, being unable to find hash flour marks on the spot.
My problem began with trams 41 and/or 19, what I used to take to get to Batthyány square from home. Because of the Budapest Marathon the service of these lines were diverted, so I had to make an extra loop to get to the meeting place. No wonder that RA Bankrupt assigned me to scribe this Trash, already at the first Beer Stop, at Örs vezér tere bus terminal, when I arrived there as the last one. Then we took a blue bus to get to the actual starting point of the Run to be walked.
The venue was an immense flat area to the NE, namely Árpádföld, together with the nearby village of Csömör. Yes, flat, flatly very flat. The steepest part of the trail was an overpass ramp over the M0 motorway. We were crisscrossing streamlets, passing by a charming fish pond, huge green fields, little forests, plus several riding schools, and – accordingly – lots of horseshit lumps on the road. The flour marking was not too bad, either, especially if compared with the limited experience of the hares.
Following the hilarious Circle in downtown Csömör, we ended up in an ethnic German restaurant, offering Gereman DAB draft beer and quite nice food. We took the HÉV local train for the return trip to Budapest. All day it looked like rain, but it didn’t, probably thanks to the supernormal magic efforts of our RA.
After all, it was a rather pleasant hash, short and sweet, (less than 10 km). The next one might be more demanding, however. As I was told, our Finnish Me Off has declared a claim for a Run that is fit also for her visiting family members with the usual Finnish superhero abilities…/:+)) See you there! On-On, Rabies
Ps:
Info especially for those of you who have had asked me about Scottish Country Dancing (so called Ceilidh) events available in Budapest, fit also for beginners.
BSTK (Budapest Scottish Dance Club) used to organize such fun evenings.
Details for their next one:
Time: Saturday, 16/October/2021, 19:30 – 22:30.
Place: ANGYALFÖLDI IFJÚSÁGI HÁZ, Dagály street 15/A., District 13.
What to expect: Live authentic music (by Dagda Band), professional dance- and cheer-leaders, nice company, friendly atmosphere, good workout, tee and biscuits during the break.
Entry fee: 800.- HUF.
Epidemia restrictions: COVID-19 pass must be produced for entering.
Dress code: Nothing special, but better if fit for a refreshing workout. (Kilts and other checkered gears are welcome, however.) Light dancing shoes without high heels are strongly recommended.
Age limit: 14 plus any number of years, both for ladies and gents, for teenagers, families, singles, couples, companionships and/or any other combination of these.
Access by public transport: M3 subway line, plus some 10 minutes walking from the “FORGÁCH UTCA” metro stop.
Looking forward to see you there!/:+)) On-On, Rabies
Pps: In the previous Hash Trash (copy below) prof. SN mocked me a lot, (as usual), this time for deliberately abandoning the last part of the Hash Trail.
Yes, I actually did commit it. I had two reasons to do so:
1.) While searching for the hard-to-find flour blobs I found something else: An inviting path meandering amongst lusty trees and green meadows with grazing sheep flocks. An irresistible, idyllic scene, on the horizon with the impressing view of river Danube and the skyline of the glorious royal city, Esztergom, once the proud capital of the medieval Hungarian Kingdom. On my (well, quite long) way to Esztergom’s railway station I could also climb nearby Strázsahegy (Watchtower hill) for the first time in my life, a peak I wanted to get to so long…
2.) The other problem was prof. SN, himself. I didn’t want to get instructions and/or have any other things common with this common hash criminal, who, by arbitrarily refusing to pay hash fees, irresponsibly divided and undermined the sensitive concord and corrupted further our hash chapter already suffering of just enough internal conflicts.
In his Trash (No. 1642) prof. SN refers to the “There are no rules on the Hash” rule. Being a rule itself, this statement is simply a self-contradiction, so it is nothing but a joke. A hash joke. There are many-many hash rules, of course, as we all know and experience it, day by day and hash by hash. I wonder how prof. SN’s little over-educated brain can’t comprehend it. How can he be so shortsighted? How can he turn against his Mother Hash by pursuing his nihilist, anarchic ideals? Or, why does he want to castrate BPH3 financially? (Maybe, because his aging turns him also impotent?/:+))
Why does he want to hijack and steer BPH3’s ship astray and sink it? I missed a lot the fabulous Hash Circle at Dorog, indeed, but I felt I had to stay away. I wanted to prevent eventual suspicions regarding any personal participation of mine in the hash mutiny fueled by prof. SN. Rioting rebels like him used to be hanged on the main mast, or had to “walk the plank”, when sailing on any of the seven seas in the good old days… At none of a rate I want to look like one of his companions in this petty, stingy, stupid uprising, not even by mistake.
The whole thing sounds like bullshit to me. If a fundamental principle is false, if an axiom is bullshit, all deriving conclusions shall be nothing but bullshit, too. Is there anybody who want to explain it to our lunatic prof. SN? I tried it a few times, but in vain…
On Friday, October 8, 2021, 09:31:20 AM GMT+2, Jozsef Garai <jgara002_fiuedu> wrote:
Hash Trash of BPH3, October 3rd, 2021
Run number: 1642
Hares:
Slippery69 (hare)
Kinky Cooper (hare Chris, who got the hash name)
The pack:
FinnishMeOff
Bankrupt
StickyWicket
Just (virgin) Yinka
Rabies (got lost, did not get into the circle)
TityTata
BangCock
Anal List
GirlOnTop
+Professor SN, rebel who did not pay the hash cash
Tuulia labeled me as a rebel. I think Hash hero would be more appropriate since I am standing up for the core principle of hashing – there are no rules. Payments cannot be imposed; it can only be suggested, respecting the individual freedom of hashers.
+ Michael, cyclist who delivered the beer from Gyor to Dorog, into the lake, and got it back from the lake to the circle
+ Andrea, the local lady from Dorog who BangCock found by the lake and brought to the circle and even to the dinner…
The meeting point was Nyugati Railway Station at the end of the train going to Esztergom. Hashers get more experienced and this time everybody gets on the right train and gets off at the right station Dorog. The trail started with crossing the rail track without any warnings. Dorog is a former mining town and there was no problem finding a beer stop since every 300 meters there is a “kocsma”. The trail led us to the Pilis mountainside of the town but stayed at the edge of the forest. The blobs were very rare and sometimes confusing. After a steep slope, we crossed the main road. Rabies felt that the trail goes to Esztergom, and no one could convince him the blobs do not support his imaginations. He left the pack and followed his vision, ending up in Esztergom. Bankrupt – most likely highly overdosed on his daily Viagra – shock the pack by being the Front Running Baster (FRB) many times. The trail lids us back to Dorog to a nice lake where we were supposed to go into the water. It turned out later the beer near sign was real; the hares left beer in the lake. Michael had to come back on his bike later to rescue the beer for the circle. We found the hares in a nice part next to a monument, where all the names of the miners were listed, who died in accidents. Slippery 69 was dressed up in a traditional German national costume to remind us we should celebrate Oktoberfest.
I was calling Rabies, and gave him instructions on how he can join the group, but I was unsuccessful. For this reason I missed the first part of the circle, and the RA set new rules assigning the hash trash to the last arrival to the circle. Chris was setting his first trail, and the participants of the circle overwhelmingly supported the “Kinky Cooper” name for him.
On our way to the small dining place BangCock and StickyWicket picked up a local girl, Andrea, who joined us and had dinner with us. The place had only one “shef” and two confused waitresses. The serving was a little bit chaotic. In the meanwhile we sang Happy Birthday celebrating Anal List 31st birthday. BangCock felt that he had enough and after one hour of not getting his food left. In retrospect he was quite right. I had a very bad stomach, sick from the food that I got. The rest of the group stayed and arrived in Budapest in the evening. On the train the Hash was promoted by offering beer to fellow passengers sitting in the same compartment.
OnOn
SN
Tuulia Havia
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