july 28 hash trash
Kinga Orthmayr
Hash Trash July 28, 2024
Why do we have this habit to keep a hash chronicle in Budapest, I wonder. I am pretty sure I owe the community a couple of hash trashes, so try to pay a wee bit of my hash debt!
(To future hash scribes: it is good to enumerate the hash participants, so later on, when they have Alzheimer’s they might be able to identify themselves. Or remember what else they used to do when they were not masturbating.)
Hare: Rabies
Pack:
Ivana Nukok
Titty Tata
Double Entry
Dicky Flasher
Roo Dog (visitor)
Esmeralda (visitor)
Pussy Peddlar
Hairy Licker
Foster Failure
May the hash gods bless Rabies for laying this delightful trail! We started in the 3rd district, paid a visit to the Roman Amphitheatre at Viador utca and felt grateful for the fact that there were no Hash Olympics, so we didn’t have to perform, because it was freaking 37 degrees. I was seriously worried about my beasts’ lives. We were jumping for joy to see our former GM, Dicky Flasher after his long pregnancy which must have been bringing him as much happiness as challenges. It would be a good idea to bring Madame Coco along, so the offspring could get some hash spirit and beer already with the mother’s milk!
We had a nice beer stop near the Roman theatre, where I made a mistake to try their so-called chicken wrap, which was actually a full lunch, and the final straw for my aged and overweight body. Not long after the beer stop, we had to go uphill. As our group is full of blinking marathon runners, the 5 minutes when I was giving water to my dogs was enough for me to get completely left behind. Struggling with the heat stroke and digesting my lunch that I should have never eaten before rolling uphill, I had to sit down several times lest I get a heart attack.
Foster Failure generally prefers the pack over me, so she ran ahead but was well looked after, as Titty Tata formed a leash out of her wind jacket. People in the pack say they even gave Foster Failure some water which might be true, because she survived. According to my phone the trail was about 11-12 km, starting in Óbuda towards Fenyőgyöngye where we didn't stop, and leaving the forest at the Árpád lookout. We emerged by a kind of food court near Nagybányai út. After the hash circle we had some dinner and I wanted to ask the Australian visitors which city they were from, but they had to take part in the modern History of Hong Kong class by prof. Ivana Nukok.
Thank you Rabies for the lovely trail! You could not get the beasts killed yet, but better luck next time.
Onon
Pussy Peddlar
