Hash Trash of BPH3, October 3rd, 2021
Run number: 1642
Hares:
Slippery69 (hare)
Kinky Cooper (hare Chris, who got the hash name)
The pack:
FinnishMeOff
Bankrupt
StickyWicket
Just (virgin) Yinka
Rabies (got lost, did not get into the circle)
TityTata
BangCock
Anal List
GirlOnTop
+Professor SN, rebel who did not pay the hash cash
Tuulia labeled me as a rebel. I think Hash hero would be more appropriate since I am standing up for the core principle of hashing – there are no rules. Payments cannot be imposed; it can only be suggested, respecting the individual freedom of hashers.
+ Michael, cyclist who delivered the beer from Gyor to Dorog, into the lake, and got it back from the lake to the circle
+ Andrea, the local lady from Dorog who BangCock found by the lake and brought to the circle and even to the dinner…
The meeting point was Nyugati Railway Station at the end of the train going to Esztergom. Hashers get more experienced and this time everybody gets on the right train and gets off at the right station Dorog. The trail started with crossing the rail track without any warnings. Dorog is a former mining town and there was no problem finding a beer stop since every 300 meters there is a “kocsma”. The trail led us to the Pilis mountainside of the town but stayed at the edge of the forest. The blobs were very rare and sometimes confusing. After a steep slope, we crossed the main road. Rabies felt that the trail goes to Esztergom, and no one could convince him the blobs do not support his imaginations. He left the pack and followed his vision, ending up in Esztergom. Bankrupt – most likely highly overdosed on his daily Viagra – shock the pack by being the Front Running Baster (FRB) many times. The trail lids us back to Dorog to a nice lake where we were supposed to go into the water. It turned out later the beer near sign was real; the hares left beer in the lake. Michael had to come back on his bike later to rescue the beer for the circle. We found the hares in a nice part next to a monument, where all the names of the miners were listed, who died in accidents. Slippery 69 was dressed up in a traditional German national costume to remind us we should celebrate Oktoberfest.
I was calling Rabies, and gave him instructions on how he can join the group, but I was unsuccessful. For this reason I missed the first part of the circle, and the RA set new rules assigning the hash trash to the last arrival to the circle. Chris was setting his first trail, and the participants of the circle overwhelmingly supported the “Kinky Cooper” name for him.
On our way to the small dining place BangCock and StickyWicket picked up a local girl, Andrea, who joined us and had dinner with us. The place had only one “shef” and two confused waitresses. The serving was a little bit chaotic. In the meanwhile we sang Happy Birthday celebrating Anal List 31st birthday. BangCock felt that he had enough and after one hour of not getting his food left. In retrospect he was quite right. I had a very bad stomach, sick from the food that I got. The rest of the group stayed and arrived in Budapest in the evening. On the train the Hash was promoted by offering beer to fellow passengers sitting in the same compartment.
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SN