Hash Trash Sunday 23.Apr. 2023.

[Krasznai Zsuzsanna]

Hash Trash 23/April/2023.

(Run No. #1722, or #1721, respectively, depending on who counts)

Hare: Rabbies live Hare (Spoiler Alert: he will be caught on the trail)

Hash Pack:

Ivana Nucock

Giving Head

Fucking Professor

NFHN Judit

Titty Tata

We met at our usual spot in Batthyany tér. There we found a visitor who happened to be living in Budapest for 6 months now but didn't bother to come to the Hash before. He is Fucking Professor and Think Tank for a Hungarian (obviously dodgy) Government Foundation.

Since we lost our previous Hash professor Stiff Nipples to a remote Village Old Ladies Hiking club, any professor who can explain obvious questions in a complicated manner can be handy.

For the record I was not the last one to arrive, because it was Giving Head, but recently she got the aristocratic habit to leave the Hash in the middle of the trail, so we could not appoint her as Scribe.

Rabbie was already out to set his live trail which was at the same time a test for the Ball-breaker Trail for our upcoming Anniversary Run in Juin. For the ball breaking part it was only a partial success while the majority of the pack was made up of Hariettes who as the song says have no balls at all.

We took the tram from Batthyány tér towards Bécsi Út where we got off at the one but last stop of Váradi utca where the trail started. From there the only way was up and again up.

Not long after the start there was a beer stop but unfortunately I was the only one who wanted to stop for a beer the others for different reasons (fitness fanatism, wine drinker, common madness) didn't want to have a beer at this point so we carried on.

NFHN Judit couldn't keep up with the pack because of her bad knee, but the front runners quick caught up the hare puting down his ceremonial flour, and also because he was expecting us this time sipping our beer calmly in the beer stop.

After this incident we carried on up together with the hare to the magnifique dolomite Tábor-hegyi-barlang cave (Camp-mountain-cave) with astonishing view of Óbuda and the Pest plain.

After the cave the trail continued to the paragliders take off place where Rabbies used to brake his bones when he was still practicing this sport. Then the trail went to the Hangar Restaurant where we had another beer stop, and this time everybody stopped and some of us had a lunch. At the Hangar Giving head said goodbye, and that is why I have to do this fastidious redaction exercice.

The second half of the trail went mostly downhill and lead us to Hüvösvölgy where we head the Circle near the tram terminal.

Those who didn't come missed a great hash.

Don't miss the next one!

OnOn,

TT.

Krasznai Zsuzsanna

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