fresh blood

[Ferenc Domjan]

UNCLE HASH WANTS YOU!

 

In case you didn't know it before, may I solemnly let you know:

 

A CONTINUOUS SEARCH IS GOING ON FOR FINDING NEWER AND NEWER VOLUNTEER HARES, meaning people who actually set a HASH. It’s absolutely crucial (i.e. bloody important) for the HASH to book hares well ahead of time, our mare (i.e. f..king) survival depends on it. BPH3 gets in deep shit if YOU don’t help.

 

This call is going out particularly for finding finally fresh blood hares from the new generation, especially to those shameless and nameless ones, who have never hared here yet, or have not hared for a long while, respectively. It's time to save your face and/or to deserve a hash name! Don't be shy, give it a try! To hare, or not to hare? It shouldn’t be the question. Just do it!

 

Haring is great, haring is fun and uplifting, and I'm speaking from the experience of my own... It’s something like wetting your pants: Only you alone have the warm feeling, no matter if others notice it or not.

 

You are required! Volunteer, or you’ll be appointed! Don’t hesitate to contact immediately the nominated official Hare Raiser for info, or any other member on the Highly Honorable Hash Mismanagement Committee, if you feel anything like setting a trail.

 

TRY IT AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!

 

Check the here attached, freshly brushed up Receding Hairline and sign up, as soon as possible, to hare on one of the upcoming hashes, either by calling or texting +3620-9716187, or by writing to rab...@freemail.hu . OnOn, Rabies (GM & HR)

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