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Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..? Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Häy...     Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao. Malang : Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?   Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.   ......................................................................................................................................................  Aik din Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon. Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.   ......................................................................................................................................................   An old man married a young Girl, Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in me Shadi ke liye kiya daikha ? Girl : Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.   ......................................................................................................................................................   They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, It is love; After marriage: It is self-defense   ......................................................................................................................................................   Reporter: Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye? Pathan: Aik elan hua k train platform par aa rahi hai sab ne jan bachanay k liye patri par chalaang laga di Reporter: Phir aap kese bach gye? Pathan: Main khudkushi k lie patri par leta tha ye elan suna to mein platform par ja kar lait gya.   ......................................................................................................................................................   Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?   ......................................................................................................................................................   How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years: Yr 1. Janu Yr 2. O G. Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho? Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa And then….. Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye? Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?   .......................................................................................................................................................   Pathan Pizza Hut gaya to waiter ne pizza la k rkh dia. pathan 1 ghantay tak betha raha phr chillaney lga k "O khocha nan rakh k gya hai salan tumhara Baap layega"   .......................................................................................................................................................   Pathan Ne "KFC" Phone Kiya: Hello KFC!! 1 Zinger Burger! 1 Spicy Rice! 1 Frech Fries! Bhej Do! KFC: G Kis K Naam Pe? KHAN: Allah K Naam Pe.   ......................................................................................................................................................   Ek pathan ko Jin charh gaya 3 din baad Jin khud ek Aalim ke paas gaya aur bola: Aalim sahab ! mujhe bahar nikalo,warna mein naswaar ki boo se mar jaonga....!!!   .....................................................................................................................................................   Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me manzur hui, Lekin dono mulk 1947 ko AzAD hue?? Q? Q k 7 saal dono sochte rahe k PATHAN kon rakhega or SARDAR kon?   ......................................................................................................................................................   Women's day per aik larki ne Pathan se kaha: "Aapko pata hai aaj Women's Day hai?" Pathan ne ghabra kar kaha: Kamaal hai jab hum ghar se nikla tha tab to TUESDAY Tha.   .......................................................................................................................................................   Pathan ne bank se car li Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka, Bank waley car ley gaye, Pathan: Pehley pata hota to Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.   ......................................................................................................................................................   Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha. Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha? Tota bola PATHAN.   ......................................................................................................................................................   Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai? Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe...:-)   ......................................................................................................................................................   PATHAN Scientist Ne Tajarbe Mein Makkhi Ke Par Kaat Ker Kaha: Urr Ja Makkhi Nahi Urri PATHAN Bola: Is Tajarbe Se Sabit Hua Ke Makkhi Ke Par Kaatne Se Makkhi Sun Nahi Sakti.   ...................................................................................................................................................... Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena Pathan: kal se kha lun Dr: kyun? Pathan: aaj final hai. ......................................................................................................................................................   Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell Baja kar bhaag jata tha Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai? Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..   .......................................................................................................................................................   A beautiful women was kissing a lion inside a cage in a circus Ring Master: Can any one do this.? Sardar: Main aata hu Magar pehle sher ko bahar nekalo.   .......................................................................................................................................................   Sardar to his Son: Oye tu sher da putter hy aur wo sher mei hun. Son: papa school me miss b yhe kehti hein k tu insan nhe kisi Janwar da putter ein.   ....................................................................................................................................................... Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua? Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi! "Kia kehti hay?" "Kehti hay 'I LOVE U 2' pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.   ......................................................................................................................................................    ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS: FRENCH: I Think, I don't Smoke(KILLED) AMERICAN: I Think, I Love Iraq.(KILLED) SARDAR: I Think (KILLED)....   ......................................................................................................................................................   Sardaar ne ek chotay kad ki larki se shadi ki: Kisi ne poocha tum ne aisa kyun kia. Sardar: Meray baap ne kaha k musibat jinni nikki hovay unna changa.   ......................................................................................................................................................   Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours "Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade. After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.   ......................................................................................................................................................   A Sardar was watching a movie " Jurassic Park " in the cinema. The Dinosaurs runs towards the screen, Sardar ran quickly outside the cinema. Friend: Why you are running. It's just a film. Sardar: Mujhy pata hai ke ye film hai, tujhy pata hai ke ye film hai, magar usay kya pata woh to janwar hai.   .......................................................................................................................................................   Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.   ......................................................................................................................................................   What is the name of World’s Shortest Book….? . . Inteligent Sardars.

 

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