Brooklyn Kickball's Rookie Acceptance Tournament
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Kevin Dailey
Mar 24, 2010, 3:11:10 PM3/24/10
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Dear All,
It's been a pleasure meeting you all, and we appreciate your desire to start a team for Brooklyn Kickball's 8th season!
Our league can hold 32 teams, and we have one open spot left. So, just like last year, we're hosting a tournament to settle this. What's the format? Well, we do know it will primarily involve a kickball competition, with some drinking involved simultaneously. Please get to know our rules, baseball experience helps. But until we know the amount of vying teams, we won't know its exact format, such as double-elimination, round robin, how many games per round, how much time, etc. We do know that this tournament will start the weekend after Easter, April 10th. Again, until we know how many teams, we can't offer many other details.
So, if you got what it takes, we invite you to go for the throat! Email me back directly:
brooklyn...@gmail.com
And we'll begin to structure this tournament. My staff, our elders, and I assure you of our fairness and love for the integrity of the game. The winners of last year's competition can vouch for that as well. Furthermore, we wish we didn't have to do this and that everyone could join.
So write back, and we'll get to work!
Sincerely,
Kevin Fucking Dailey
It's been a pleasure meeting you all, and we appreciate your desire to start a team for Brooklyn Kickball's 8th season!
Our league can hold 32 teams, and we have one open spot left. So, just like last year, we're hosting a tournament to settle this. What's the format? Well, we do know it will primarily involve a kickball competition, with some drinking involved simultaneously. Please get to know our rules, baseball experience helps. But until we know the amount of vying teams, we won't know its exact format, such as double-elimination, round robin, how many games per round, how much time, etc. We do know that this tournament will start the weekend after Easter, April 10th. Again, until we know how many teams, we can't offer many other details.
So, if you got what it takes, we invite you to go for the throat! Email me back directly:
brooklyn...@gmail.com
And we'll begin to structure this tournament. My staff, our elders, and I assure you of our fairness and love for the integrity of the game. The winners of last year's competition can vouch for that as well. Furthermore, we wish we didn't have to do this and that everyone could join.
So write back, and we'll get to work!
Sincerely,
Kevin Fucking Dailey
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