Funny..
Rajesh Krishnamurthy
Saw this on a blog, quite funny J
A lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Lady: Is there a
problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you
were speeding.
Lady: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see
your license please?
Lady: I'd give it
to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have
one?
Lady: Lost it, 4
years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I
see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Lady:I can't do
that.
Officer:Why not?
Lady:I stole this
car.
Officer:Stole it?
Lady:Yes, and I
killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer:You what?
Lady:His body parts
are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for
back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches
the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Senior Officer:Ma'am,
could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Lady:Is there a
problem sir?
Senior Officer:One
of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Lady:Murdered the
owner?
Senior Officer:Yes,
could you please open the trunk of your car.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Senior Officer:Is
this your car, ma'am?
Lady:Yes, here are
the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Senior Officer:One
of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to
the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Senior Officer:Thank
you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole
this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Lady: Bet the liar
told you I was speeding, too.
Regards,
Rajesh67373ESN: 1236
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