Fw: Funny messages...

[Kulkarni Gundurao ©]

 

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From: Harish Babu

To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;

Sent: Friday, October 06, 2006 12:53 AM

Subject: Funny messages...

A man is dying of cancer:

His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying
of AIDS?”

Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”

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Samunder bhar syllabus hain,
Nadi bhar padh pate hain,
Balti bhar yaad reheta hain,
Mug bhar likh pate hain,
Chullu bhar number aate hain,
Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a
fool when I married you.”

The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t
notice.”

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Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par
Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye