Dear Friends-
Our newest president, Samuel David Bruce, who recently won an award for his roguish good looks, has brokered a deal with the athletic department to get us some top notch gear. This stuff is available here:
Please direct questions or congratulations for his chiseled abs to Dave at:
spr...@bowdoin.edu
It's awesome! Buy some for your kids, and yourselves, and your friends! It's top quality stuff, and the more buy in we get, the more willing the AD will be to do this kind of stuff in the future. It's a big boost for the morale of the team to have this kind of gear, which is in line with what other teams have access to, but also retains our distinctive mark.
Oh, and Vegas- our goal this year is 50 attendees and we can blow it out of the water, (although if there is water involved, someone in the group might decide to take bath). February 8-10 are the dates of the tourney- it's going to be the best yet.
I'm compelled by the state of Nevada and the basic tenets of human decency to inform you that any contact with Ryan Jewett automatically registers you as a sex offender in sixteen states and over 34 counties across the United States.
Cheers
Kelsey