Recrimiinations
JMD
he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl
Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese,
what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in
the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was
for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
Dan
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> "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
One doesn't float <g>
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Bruce Salzman
"JMD" <chan...@friends.com> wrote in message
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>A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks,
>then
> he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
>
:^)
A programmer walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says
"Bartender, gimme three beers."
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Craig Leidy
I like it.
Craig.
Jen
> I wonder how many got that...
>
> I like it.
>
Me too. It reminds me of this one: There are 10 kinds of people in this
world. Those that understand binary, and those that don't.
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Carl Caulkett
> I wonder how many got that...
>
> I like it.
>
> Craig.
Very little of us, because we don't have your excuisite sense of irony
and your, hmmm, sense of when to stop beating the rest of us upside
the head with the freaking point of the "joke".
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Michael Warner
> Very little of us, because we don't have your excuisite sense of irony
Please exquse Carl - he's having a bad day :-)
Igor Ivanov
> I wonder how many got that...
We are working on it. The weekend will be rainy, so I'll have plenty of
time.
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Ronaldo Souza
>
> A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then
LOL!
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Carl Caulkett
> On 15 Jun 2007 15:59:02 -0700, Carl Caulkett wrote:
>
> > Very little of us, because we don't have your excuisite sense of
> > irony
>
> Please exquse Carl - he's having a bad day :-)
Thankz, Mike :-)
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Craig Leidy
> Very little of us...
Well then let me explain it to you since
you have problems with simple integers.
3 buildings fell down...
but only 2 were hit by planes.
Craig Leidy
It sat there for an hour.
Igor Ivanov
> Ok Ok... I'm sorry.
>
> It sat there for an hour.
No need to be sorry, it's a serious matter! I've almost solved it ....
<eg>
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stephanlaska
"Craig Leidy" <craig...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> Carl:
>
>> Very little of us...
>
> Well then let me explain it to you since
> you have problems with simple integers.
>
> 3 buildings fell down...
> but only 2 were hit by planes.
>
Simon D
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>I wonder how many got that...
>
> I like it.
>
> Craig.
I did. A proper geek joke that one, so maybe I wish I hadn't.
Craig Leidy
Years ago... when digital clocks came out...
you DO remember that... don't you Matt?
I used to joke to my girlfriend...
"Now THAT'S a digital clock!"
She would look over and it would be...
10:11 or 11:01 or 1:00 or something.
After I explained it to her... we had our
own stupid, neerdy little inside joke.
:-)
Kirt
> I wonder how many got that...
<holds up 4 fingers>
James David
>
> "Craig Leidy" <craig...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:4673...@newsgroups.borland.com...
> > Carl:
> >
> > > Very little of us...
> >
> > Well then let me explain it to you since
> > you have problems with simple integers.
> >
> > 3 buildings fell down...
> > but only 2 were hit by planes.
> >
> I rolled a ball, hit two pins, but ten fell down...
X
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Kirt
> I've actually tried to teach my daughter how to count in binary on
> her fingers. She thinks I'm crazy. ;)
be careful of the number 4
Kirt
>>be careful of the number 4
>
> Twenty-two is also considered obscene by some people.
that's a new one to me.